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(Still) Boring but (still) radical 🥱🤟🙄

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17h
You can’t even suck shit anymore because of Woke
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Neutral President: No Strong Feelings
ALT: Neutral President: No Strong Feelings
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sad that this guy was blocked instead of being given some kind of award
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sheesh take a break, Mike
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hard disagree. Any Bond with Walken AND Jones is easily the best Bond.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OOOH A CRIME DRAMA STARRING PEOPLE WITH FUNNY ACCENTS CANT WAIT
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His act was just FILTHY. I think he used to get off to the disgusting things they would let him say in front of families. A genuine pervert!
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Vintage VHS] Yakov Smirnoff: What a Country!, Comedy Video : 2582s
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The squinty eyes don’t do him any favors in that regard
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like them during games but I hate that the MLB app highlights every single time it’s used in the game summary whether it mattered or not. Hopefully next year they’ll only highlight it if it makes a difference in the outcome now that the newness has worn off.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Will Smith Long Neck Meme on Train
ALT: Will Smith Long Neck Meme on Train
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inside every scifi dork there are two wolves
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The zombie skeleton taxi driver featured for 2 seconds terrified young me for some reason.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/fpTHrdemfQo?...
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SUPERMAN 3 - Computer Turns Ugly Woman Into Freaky Robot
YouTube video by TheChopperTube
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Man now I probably gotta tip this guy too. Greeeeeat.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ATTN Nick Saban: That is too much tomato for that sandwich. That whole sandwich is going to taste like tomato. Also: you are not an actor.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Portnoy deserves his own wing in the Freezing Cold Takes museum. Just a complete mouth breather who can’t resist running his mouth.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Better brush up on my Ephesians I guess?
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Salsa double with halapenya cheese
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Until I can have a cute little robot that does my dishes and the laundry, I don’t want to hear about it.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
C’mon, Bill, he was also just seconds away from making the “blah blah blah” motions with his hands.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really funny stuff but my favorite part is the quick flash of the cute little sign they made. “I’m sorry, I didn’t see that sign. Could you hold it up again?” “OH YOU’LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO SEE IT WHEN YOU’RE IN JAIL FOR PERJURY anyway mr speaker, moving along…”
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah, there it is. Go BEARS.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t have anything interesting to add to the discourse surrounding “Choosin’ Texas”, but so far I’m enjoying the still mega relevant MTV Video Awards hosted by 55 year old Snoop Dog and featuring a 68 year old Madonna as the opening act.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I received some well-intentioned push back while demonstrating some pretty well established privileges. Naturally, this made me become a nihilist.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great! Now my mom’s on Bluesky too!
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh sure, but god forbid I wear a leather catsuit during my weekly podcast about Yu-Gi-Oh. Then suddenly everybody has complaints! I see how it is.
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Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cop and a Half (1993) Director: Henry Winkler Cast: Burt Reynolds, Ray Sharkey, Ruby Dee, Norman D. Golden II Watch Review wp / ltrbox
A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie Cop and a Half. Ebert gave it a thumbs up.
 Siskel gave it a thumbs down.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Man Freezing in Snow
ALT: Man Freezing in Snow
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Man's Surprised Double Take
ALT: Man's Surprised Double Take
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Great to finally break the Marlins curse!
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Al Yellon @bleedcubbieblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The annual Wrigley Field bleachers last day potluck
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 24/09/2026
Les Tours Aillaud, Paris [OC] r/brutalism
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think this is where he met Gandorf
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Making carbon” is what I call my daily morning coffee shit.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Alan Partridge: Disgusting.....absolutely disgusting.
ALT: Alan Partridge: Disgusting.....absolutely disgusting.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lionel richie clay head bong. lionel richie clay head bong hello video instructions. how to make a bong shaped like the hello video clay head. hello video clay head bong
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Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrisstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Peter Max flyer for The Head Shop. Probably the first head shop in the country, possibly the world. Debbie Worked there. I've managed to hold onto this since the 60s
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
$63
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bob Mackie and Cheetah Chrome in a lover’s embrace on the edge of the Third Avenue Bridge. One last kiss before a plunge into the icy waters below…
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Highstep, by Emma Amos, 1983, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Invented by Charles “Peanut” Tillman on September 13, 1997!
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Neil Patrick Harris & HIMYM Champagne Pop
ALT: Neil Patrick Harris & HIMYM Champagne Pop
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woo: It’s no Booty Call
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More like “Irrationally Blocked Syndrome” amirite?
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Hinge Thunder @youarenowawizard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hahaha Dorf you so crazy!!!!
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