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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 09/03/2025
myles garrett last month: i have no interest in going from cleveland to canton. leaving has always been part of the plan myles garrett after being shown $40M AAV:
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
it should be legal to kill anyone who replies to your posts in an annoying way. attached pic unrelated i cant delete it
not gonna type it out sry but pls trust me when I say its two hogs missing the worlds most obvious joke and replying with things like “according to food that built america season 3 episode3” and “op could have googled”
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Thinking about devious licks again for some reason. I'm glad I wasn't in grade school when it happened but it was funny, the kids should start stealing random shit again
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
maybe one of my favorite videos of all time
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
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Chef Yaoi Jesus @hardaslard.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
We play Balatro at the hospital now
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Ian Karmel @iankarmel.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 17/01/2025
quora is so insidious because you'll sign up to see the answers to "How do I disable the voice recognition feature on my specific TV" and then for eternity you'll get emails like "Are there bowling alleys on aircraft carriers?" and think ha what a dumb question. then you'll go well. are there
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
missed a spare at bowling and the scoreboard played an animation of me eating a log of shit with a knife and fork
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Downloading more RAM
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
"My cup runneth over" greedy ass
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
anyway calling a complete stranger ‘sweet summer child’ should trigger a specific kind of wellness check where a paramedic shoves you in a locker
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Heartbreaking: User that posts a take you 100% agree with is completely insufferable by the sixth post in the thread
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
brain: hey you know how you hate laughtracks and wonder why or how tv ever had them as such a widespread practice, like who could possibly need to be told, every single time, when a joke happened me: uh-huh brain: right. okay, so. bluesky discover feed replies me: me: ah.
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Cashing in the tickets I earned from playing stupid games for a plethora of stupid prizes
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Andrew @kohakudoori.com · 23/10/1927
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Mixing DayQuil and NyQuil to acquire Quil
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Beau Jackal @beaujackal.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
The paperclip assistant from Microsoft Word is asking "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?"
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Idk how people get good at ice skating I'm like a baby giraffe out there
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/12/2024
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I mean it very sincerely that the main improvement of bsky over twitter is that i use it less and were i not pathetically internet-addicted, ideally I would not use it at all. fully radicalized against social media at this point
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
If a fool and their money are soon parted, how did I just save 80% on a timeshare
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Shit going down at United Dairy Farmers
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
GARY I NEED ASPARTAME
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The first website that figures out how to mute images will make $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 10/12/2024
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
When that trail has wooden bridge
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Credit to @alig88.bsky.social
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Someone brought in a basket of fruit at work which is pleasant except no one has any idea what to do with the Work Papaya. I've watched at least two people pick it up, stare at it for 5-10 seconds, and put it back down.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
registeel made out of snow
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This website low-key blows but the bar is so low these days that it's pretty good by comparison
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Tyler Dunne @tydunne.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
“That’s the best way I thrive in life. To think that nothing is going to go right for me.” He grew up homeless, and cannot change the mentality that all created. On Ray Davis' blessing and curse: www.golongtd.com/p/i-let-moth...
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Survival Mode: The Power of Ray Davis’ Pain
Homeless as a child, the Bills rookie is loving life in WNY. But the thing is? Ray Davis never wants to change: “I didn’t get here off luck. I got here off straight grinding my ass.”
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Met someone's two month old child and he flipped me off
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Traffic HATES Him! Local Imbecile Discovers How To Beat ALL Traffic (doing 70mph on the shoulder)
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Took a professional exam today and this one had a French button on it for some reason
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Somehow went through a ten-pack of pencils in two months and I am still NOT ready for this professional exam in three days
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Gray @gladitzgray.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
On CoolMath Games, there was a game called Coffee Shop. In this game, the weather was erratic: 70 degrees and sunny one day, 30 and snowing the next. This made no sense to me - no way weather changes that quickly! After living here for a year, I'm certain that Coffee Shop was located in Ohio.
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Very foggy tonight, visibility is maybe 100ft
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Note to self: need to try a studying method other than "fall greatly behind, realize I need to lock in at the six week mark, and nearly burn myself out while successfully locking in for a month and a half"
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Manta @yoitsmanta.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
How it feels to get sunburnt as an adult
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