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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026

God, people really be out there just snatching up any Avali they see and they don't even have a Class-IV brainwashing pod at home to keep them in. They need enrichment!

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"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"

screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Okay yeah got me with that one. I may never finish once started, but I'll definitely never finish if I don't start.

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An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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"Damn that's fucking metal." "I mean, literally yes."

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Went to dinner, ate my meal, ate 20% of everyone else's meal. So powerful. I am achieving Peak Scavenger Energy.

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i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

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It is so funny when you trip over that gap in Discord group chats. "So like, you're on the west coast, right?" "...Germany." "Ah, yeah ok I was close"

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Getting brief, fragmented glimpses of the sadistic, gleeful expression on the hypnotist's face as they repeatedly turn the brainwashing visor on and off again.

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So many people talk about the Bread and Circuses from Rome and compare it to $CURRENT_YEAR without mentioning that in Rome they were FUCKING FREE. We're paying out the ass for both of these things!

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Turns out the only thing worse than ‘Poob has it’ is ‘Actually Poob only has season 3 and 4, and like a couple of the OVAs.’

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Jfc I have never seen someone be so owned. Devastating. Is that man still alive?

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Billionaires who have a team of servants do everything for them: I mean I get by just fine whilst not knowing how to do anything and being completely unable to function on my own. Everyone should be able to do this!

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Beau Jackal @beaujackal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Incredible term. Because yeah like, that's how it went. It seemed like a miracle and it solved all these problems, but the potential risks went unexamined because of how good it was at its job. Now, the fallout of deploying it has killed millions and will take lifetimes to clean up.

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Fae doctor having to very carefully rephrase “may I take your blood pressure?”

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Beau Jackal @beaujackal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Very real hazard. There is no cure.

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Beau Jackal @beaujackal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Well what do I refer to you as?” “Captain.”

Captain Janeway pointedly deflecting questions about his or her gender

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I feel like this is part of why AI boosters are leaning into the "Oh noooo we might get a kickass Mad Max apocalypse because of AI!" Because they know that's preferable to just like, commodification of everything and all our autonomy being slowly bureaucracied out of existence.

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It is frequently difficult to tell which are the domesticated ones, and they both love it that way.

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Me the other day: Yeah every expansion they just add another fucken, flavor of elf. Promo: Witness the new Skyborne Elves in World of Warcraft: Forever~~

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"Some gaps in the schedule coming up over the next few weeks. Would be a good time to take PTO." Fuck u lmao I'm gonna take time off when I'm missing the MOST possible work.

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That melancholy feeling of validation you get when the task you’ve been dreading for weeks actually DOES suck ass and it’s a lot of work.

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I guess I have to apologize to all those courtroom dramas I watched growing up where the judge was just like "I'm going to allow this" 13 times in a row whenever someone commits a crime in the courtroom right in front of them. Turns out that absolutely is how it works.

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Unsurprising survey finds everyone is at their fucking limit rn

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