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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social

@yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of birds, baseball, books (romance, mainly) & housepets of all sorts

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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 23h
Working from the coffee shop this morning. Right now, the whole place is full of women (working, studying, relaxing), 70s music on the speakers, and I feel like the background character in someone's character-building montage. I hope it works out for her!
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, well. Disappointing, but what are you gonna do. I watched them win 89 times this year. Can’t complain. Good luck to all the advancing teams that don’t have signature racist chants. Go Brewers!
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Screaming, crying, throwing up
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am already sick of the 4 commercials that the radio is airing today :-/
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Radio call in my ears, ready to go (or as ready as I'll ever be)
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A little reminder. #art #illustration
A digital drawing with  smaller panels inside of which are different labdscapes, and on top is the text ”as I watch the trees prepare for a season of rest I am reminded that I can do that too”, the landscapes feature mushrooms, hills, a lighthouse and flowers.
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BOHM.
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cannot bring myself to watch the game, because I will bite holes in all my cuticles. Seeing everyone's reactions is already enough 🫣
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 11/09/2026
When I'm surrounded by chatGPT writing I feel like Meg from a Wrinkle in Time, stepping into the streets of Camazotz. yes everything is very pretty. but it's wrong. it's so damn wrong.
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Casually trying to explain Curtis Sliwa to an extremely normal co-worker... no bueno
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's an early commercial at the movie theatre that's playing Live Like You Were Dying and I thought it was for a phone but it appears to be for... The concept of living? Is it me? That's weird, right??
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Smart Bitches @smartbitches.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Publisher shenanigans have pissed off Ms Bev so hard she is summoning romance Armageddon What the hell did they think they were doing?
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kyle just wants to make sure my BP meds are working, that's all
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My mental health is reliant on a bunch of grown men playing a children's game while wearing their city connect pajamas. 😬
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Coyote v ACME was great!!
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Two things about going to the movies. 1) The kids pack of popcorn candy and a soda is perfect 2) I don't watch commercials at home, and the pre-preview commercials are /unhinged/. Are all of them like this now??
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Husband's movie of the day is Clueless. We're five minutes in and he's delighted so far. 💕💕💕💕
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/03/2026
I’m not interested in skinny propaganda in any form I was on board when Oprah was built up like a Baltimore row house
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I've got a new specialist in a city two hours away, so am spending my Saturday afternoon finding out what sort of ethnic grocers are in Albany. Recommendations welcome!
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Woke up with a terrible muscle spasm and got to watch that ninth inning. I'm not usually excited about my body's nonsense but yayyyyy janky muscles!
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Becoming older is admiring Euphegenia Doubtfire's style. What a lovely skirt and sensible shoe
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Another day, another movie my elder millennial husband has somehow never seen. Today, Mrs. Doubtfire
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My childhood crush on Oliver Platt has faded NOT AT ALL in case anyone was wondering
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"That's evil." - first reaction to Tim Curry as Cardinal Richelieu's first appearance
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Making my husband watch the Walt Disney Presents The Three Musketeers. Having watched this literally hundreds of times I cannot fathom that he's never seen it
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Three Musketeers is one of those movies that I watched literally hundreds of times, and will watch again tonight. I am unwell.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
be the dolly you want to see in the world
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"I want to be somebody important in time; I want to be somebody that left somethin' good behind for somebody else to enjoy." Dolly decided what she wanted to do and who she wanted to be decades ago, and then she went and did that on purpose. 💖 www.playboy.com/read/enterta...
A screenshot of an exchange from Dolly's 1978 Playboy interview, reading:

Playboy: They could put that on your tombstone: Good and solid.

Parton: I don't want a tombstone. I want to love forever. They say a dreamer lives forever. ... I want to be more than just an ordinary start. I want to be a famous writer, a famous singer, a famous entertainer; I want to be a movie writer, I want to do music movies, do children's stories; I want to be somebody important in time; I want to be somebody that left somethin' good behind for somebody else to enjoy. 

Everybody wants to be successful at whatever their inner dream is. I'm not near with what I want to do, what I want to accomplish. 

When I feel like I have accomplished the things that I want to accomplish, then maybe I will personally think of myself as a superstar. I want to be somebody that extremely shines. A star shines, of course, but I want to be really radiant.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 25/08/2026
thinking about how they were having to fire & arrest people to try to bully them into being sad about some of these fuckers, and if you want the whole world to stop and grieve your loss, there's one simple life hack: be a good person who just wants to do good things
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"I want to be somebody important in time; I want to be somebody that left somethin' good behind for somebody else to enjoy." Dolly decided what she wanted to do and who she wanted to be decades ago, and then she went and did that on purpose. 💖 www.playboy.com/read/enterta...
A screenshot of an exchange from Dolly's 1978 Playboy interview, reading:

Playboy: They could put that on your tombstone: Good and solid.

Parton: I don't want a tombstone. I want to love forever. They say a dreamer lives forever. ... I want to be more than just an ordinary start. I want to be a famous writer, a famous singer, a famous entertainer; I want to be a movie writer, I want to do music movies, do children's stories; I want to be somebody important in time; I want to be somebody that left somethin' good behind for somebody else to enjoy. 

Everybody wants to be successful at whatever their inner dream is. I'm not near with what I want to do, what I want to accomplish. 

When I feel like I have accomplished the things that I want to accomplish, then maybe I will personally think of myself as a superstar. I want to be somebody that extremely shines. A star shines, of course, but I want to be really radiant.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly. I hope the wigs and tits in heaven are even bigger 😢
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I fell in love with Dolly when I was 3 years old and never stopped. Every single thing I learned about her made her cooler. I'll never have her talent or her reach, but I hope to be able to emulate her commitment to loving everybody as best I can
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Other squeamish people: how are we dealing with stitches and staples? Because I'm trying not to barf or pass out and 😬
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's like the boys know I needed something to cheer me up in the hospital. The only problem is that I'm in Albany and hubs and I are literally the only people here who care
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I get that there’s something genuinely rewarding about getting super into food and wine and noticing the subtle interplay of tastes and textures but there’s also something genuinely rewarding about getting fucked up at Olive Garden so there’s lots of beauty in the world if you are willing to look
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Does the toothpick give clutch powers???
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I also don't really know what Cooper Sharp is, taxonomically, but if pressed I would not have said cheddar
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Awwww, congrats to Bohm!
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Things are silly, but then a bee comes to visit my potted petunias
A bumble bee hovers in front of a purple petunia in front of a porch railing, while some pink petunias hang out nearby
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The cat is watching intently and seems to be threatening to report me for not getting proper permits from the cat council
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why did I take a day off to move furniture around on the hottest most humid day 🥵
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I like the crowd noise at this game. Pity there's not an option to listen to that alone
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yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social @yikesnopethxtho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lollllll Kody "fwumphhhh"
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