Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026gawd, FEMA *would* write a 329-page letter-size document and call it a "reference guide" and have the TOC in the PDF copy not be hyperlinks to boot. 000
Reposted by JobyOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if it took you 5 seconds of contemplation to think of an alternative you should take at least another 5-10 to at least consider the possibility that it at least crossed the minds of 1 or 2 of the people who dedicate their lives and research careers to dealing with the problems we post about on here 282378299
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026jfc @adobe.com stop fucking installing Adobe Express without asking and making shortcuts on my desktop and making it run in the tray without asking. FUCK OFF. This kind of shit is why I'm doing my best to extricate myself from your software. 000
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Boomers/Gen X: Kids these days don't go outside. We didn't have cell phones, we played outside, and we just had to be home by the time the street lights came on. We drank from the hose. WE DRANK FROM THE FUCKING HOSE! Also Boomers/Gen X: Hello? 911? Yes there is a teenager where I can see them. 000
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 27/07/2026@govandybeshear.bsky.social Mitch McConnell has not been to work in over a month. It is LONG PAST time for you to call his office and say "get Mitch on a fucking Zoom call with me by end of day tomorrow or I'm appointing a replacement." Grow a goddamn spine. 000
Reposted by JobyAnil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people. 852284642
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My new car threw an obnoxiously vague "vehicle malfunction detected, have inspected by dealer" message. My current OBD2 reader can only see engine and transmission modules, but those were clear of codes. I suspect a transient sensor blip or a hot differential. 100
Reposted by JobyA.A. Dowd @aadowd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades. 11478691134
Reposted by JobyShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18/07/2026racism, if we're being honest. 281902338
Reposted by JobyHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026He should have gone to prison for pressuring Brad Raffensperger to “find” 11,780 votes. That’s the very definition of election interference. We all heard the call. 624251026108
Reposted by JobyWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I think some people get more enthused about D primaries than general elections because there are actual substantive debates to be had there that aren’t “give the evil people more power Y/N” but the general is in fact what actually matters 919615
Reposted by JobyJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My longstanding policy preference has been to torture zero souls, for zero days. My colleague Satan preferred to torture all souls, for eternity. I appreciated his willingness to negotiate, which led to the historic Torture One Million Souls act of 2014 and the Torture A Bunch More Souls act of 2018 3871129
Reposted by JobyJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792111879
Reposted by JobyQasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three. 12093045510594
Reposted by Jobyjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/07/2026funny how the cutting edge of the far right is just regurgitated slaveholder agitprop from 1850. 51997602199
Reposted by JobyBlack Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026"I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell" 2043885
Reposted by JobyWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026once again reminding folks that police commit violence against women at a higher rate than the general population. 101736545
Reposted by JobyKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 04/07/2026On this special 4th of July I want to remind everyone that the ambrosial 90's era beverage Fruitopia was around for nine years, thats five years longer than the Confederate States of America. 411752459
Reposted by JobyIYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 04/07/2026A gentle reminder that the US is a settler colony founded on genocide and that's why it's the way it is. 03712
Reposted by JobyMiddle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If you were cool with this, you can shove that "Happy Independence Day" up your ass. 613261346048
Reposted by Jobysz3 @sz3.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If part of the answer to "how to we solve the environmental emergency" is "let people die of heat stroke", imo weou have lost the plot of why it's an environmental emergency to begin with 12356
Reposted by Jobylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/06/2026It's a very dangerous Trump-era instinct to take a celebrity you and your peer group feel a lot of goodwill towards and project both good personal politics and presidential ambitions onto them. That's why I think a more realistic ceiling for johnny knoxville is ambassador to the UN 261537183
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Yeah turns out compute costs money, dumbasses. I swear to god business school dummies are going to be the death of us.404media.coThe Tokenpocalypse Is Here: Companies Are Scrambling To Stop Spending So Much on AILeaked audio from Accenture says a big source of AI token ‘chewing’ is people just converting PDFs to presentation slides. 000
Reposted by JobyKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/06/2026Begging news outlets to stop illustrating deadly heat waves with happy beach fun 🏖️😎 and life-saving vaccines with terrifying needle assaults 💉😭. Especially on social media (where many/most people get their news) the photo is the most prominent part of the story; these choices undermine it completely 403308838
Reposted by JobyKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/02/2025I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe. 337187142159
Reposted by Jobychelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 20/06/2026IF YOU SEE THIS CLOSE THE TAB IMMEDIATELY this is a trick to install malware on your machine. it is not a real captcha system. 11291996630
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Ew. Fox owning TWO major pieces of streaming infrastructure is bad news for the further propagandization of our parents and dumbest high school acquaintances. 100
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026PSA for non-car people: Unless your car's manual specifically says it requires it, putting "premium" gas in does nothing but waste money. 100
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026The Mamdani effect is helping us here in Albuquerque. They just announced this list, and that any landlords on it who don't make corrections in a week start getting fined $500/day. www.krqe.com/news/albuque...krqe.comCity of Albuquerque launches public list to hold neglectful out-of-state landlords accountableALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (KRQE) – The City of Albuquerque is cracking down on bad landlords, announcing they will be keeping a better eye on those who are notorious for neglecting their properties and fai… 020
Reposted by JobyMekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 14/06/2026It's fine for any woman to give up *their own right* to vote. But that's not what they want. They want to give up *other women's* right to vote. But that's not their right to give up. If you want to give up your own right to vote you can already do that. Just... don't vote! Easy as! 611738
Reposted by JobyWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You can say the most vile shit imaginable about the places that produce most of the nation’s GDP where most Americans live but the second you so much as breathe disdain for massively subsidized flyover exurbs You Have Done A No Growth, How Dare You. 121319154
Reposted by JobyOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026even from a purely realist perspective, ambitious politicians should be trying to outdo each other on prosecuting ICE and the like. life pitching this one at you underhand 203043532
Reposted by JobyMekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 13/06/2026Wow, I had not seen this! It's really good! 0329
Reposted by JobyMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/06/2026i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building 199121822453
Reposted by JobyKyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Our shared nightmare always makes me think of the Robert Anton Wilson quote. This stuff drives us nuts. 122749
Reposted by JobyRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/06/2026The closer you look at the SpaceX IPO, the more it looks like Musk’s ill-fated DOGE and Trump’s takeover of the government. All of it is arbitrary, and built on self-dealing. It’s all based on the will of one man with a giant ego and an insatiable thirst for money and power. 8522103
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 11/06/2026"And then he asked me to be on his podcast and I was like 'absolutely not!'" 💀 000
Reposted by JobyThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Thank goodness we didn’t elect some petty, emotional, hysterical woman president. 17731110
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I will never understand people who get a new car and don't immediately systematically push every button, toggle every switch, and explore every menu option. Like aren't you fuckers the slightest bit curious what features and tools are available to you? 000
Reposted by JobyIYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 05/06/2026If you know someone loves you for who you are and not just externalities, something like your wife expressing appreciation for the beauty of another man is not a threat, because he is not you, he cannot be you, and therefore he cannot take your place because you are irreplaceable. 082
Reposted by JobyIYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 05/06/2026With modern technology we COULD have the same functional websites we had in 2010, but with lightning-fast loading speed. Instead, we have <waves arms> all this bullshit. 0213
Reposted by JobyThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 637228765840
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I'm holding it against ANYBODY who EVER signed up to perform at Freedom 250. I mean it's an event ORGANIZED BY THE DEPARTMENT OF STATE, called FREEDOM 250. What did you expect it to be, not MAGA bullshit? You don't get a cookie for pulling out and pretending you ever thought it was apolitical. 000
Reposted by JobyPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/05/2026A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket. 207143073857
Joby @yboj.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Bread and circuses, but they keep all the bread and the circus is too expensive for most people. 000
Reposted by JobyCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 28/05/2026In light of the ongoing situation with Ebola in the DRC, I'm sorry to have to remind you that evolutionary biology makes it abundantly clear that ignoring a catastrophic disease outbreak because it's there, not here, is a terrible, terrible idea.thelancet.comEvolutionary consequences of delaying intervention for monkeypoxSince May, 2022, clusters of monkeypox infections have caused global concern. At present, this concern has been tempered by the fact that, even when uncontrolled, the number of infections is growing s... 8704252
