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i'm wanted in 32 states for breaking open lobsters tanks at seafood restaurants | they/theming

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beef @beeftheobeast.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
the Baldening
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
bird lady
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Arc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine's Day from all the Guilty Gear -Strive- Valentines... ...and Potemkin. #GGST #ValentinesDay
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Arc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 12/02/2025
You've made it halfway through the week! Which Elphelt are you feeling like today? #GGST
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
flug sleeping and dreaming about eating a photo png of an apple
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Raji @serperior.gay · 07/02/2025
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Bean Productions Studios @beanprodstudios.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Potential art print….. What do we think? #pokemon #artist #fanart
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
a silhouette of flug eating a bad apple. hahaha get it
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"The four stages of bologna(with flug) "as you can see there aren 4 stages of bologna being 4 that are in my sandwich" said flug wearing glasses, holding both a sandwich and a stick, pointing to bologna lunch meat
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Cravat クラバット🍷 @datcravat.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
HATSUNE MIKU?!
Fanart of Hatsune Miku. She's holding the surgefire SMG from Fortnite and standing on green grass with a blue sky in the background. Behind her is pink japanese text, obscured by her body, that reads "welcome to fortnite miku." She is looking upwards and right offscreen. Teto is in the background, falling down on a default glider and screaming! Above Teto in the distance is the battle bus. The illustration is cel-shaded with solid black.
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Nicole 🐸🌿 @munespice.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
tomatoads on the vine 🍅🐸 #art
An illustration featuring magical plump tomatoes as frogs growing from the tomato vine
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mao @maddestmao.com · 15/01/2025
messing around #ggst #guiltygear
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Tabs Out Cassette Podcast @tabsout.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!" buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
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Arc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 25/12/2024
🍔 "Wow, lookin' good." 🍔 Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Axl Low! #GGST
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Arc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 25/12/2024
🎶 "Now's your chance to become a fan!" 🎶 Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Elphelt Valentine! #GGST
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Plug McSassy @sj.gg · 23/12/2024
this hot dog is $1.50? surely it's very small? oh, but surely the condiments are extra? ahh, but how much is a drink to go with it? OK but how much for a refill?????
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Poggy @pogpals.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
In my emotional irresponsible state I got $60 worth of Pikmin ornaments bc my heart desires them
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funyuneater.bsky.social @funyuneater.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
ITS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE ELPHELT FINALLY CAME TO STRIVE ILY SO SO MUCH ELPHELT!!!❤️
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a video game character is kneeling down holding a gun
ALT: a video game character is kneeling down holding a gun
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amanda @amandaherzman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
paterson's curse 🌟🌙 a persistent weed in australia. the lore goes, mary paterson was a beekeeper and introduced this plant into her garden in the 1880s, and from there it spread. every spring this plant pops up in australia, covering fields and grassways with thousands of purple blue flowers
a botanical illustration with two stems of blooming purple flowers. it has a black background with stars decorating the image.
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good boy marko @goodboymarko.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
[handing me my food] CASHIER: Condiments? ME: Um you look very lovely today.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerk’s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
media (and also the rest of the world) suffered so tremendously when picture quality got too good and they stopped letting ugly and weird looking people be in movies and on tv
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”
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Loz ⚔️ @lozzagilbert.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical
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Ollie Fern @whalefern.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
mantis shrimp mantis shrimp not a mantis or a shrimp is he strong? rocket punch eats a crab for his lunch look out! here comes the mantis shrimp
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i would like to watch a show called But How Would I Get Groceries that shows how people with big families get groceries in parts of the world or even time periods of the world without SUVs and Costcos
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the best deal you can get while black friday shopping is getting hit by a lexus if you see one
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
little man got some thanksgiving brisket
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Fran 💚🌻☕🐈🏳️‍🌈 @franthescrivener.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Forbidden American cheese slices
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/11/2024
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
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furby!⋆.ೃ*:・⍣ @drfurby.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Meme of doges face edited onto a corndog, image is heavily compressed and pixelated ("deepfried"). Has text in a large font saying "THESE HOES TREATING ME LIKE A CORN DOG. BOILING ME IN OIL". Text is covering previous text that is unreadable.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
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🪻wysteria 🔜SQXL #TESTACULT🪻 @wysteriagrove.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
thanks for 5 followed on the better app💜 i will get taco bell to celebrate
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.
Street full of parked cars in Bordeaux France, Google photo from 2008.Same location in Bordeaux photo taken by me in 2023.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Instead of drinking myself to death. I'm thinking cookies are the way to go
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano
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Brian Schatz @schatz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.
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SpaceDey ⭐️ KawaiiKon 112 LVLUP 257 @spacedey.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
New Deco*27 talking to my crazy girl heart
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
☁️ the cloud veil ☁️
An artwork of an elf lady with her hair in a plaited updo. She wears a transparent veil with clouds, stars, and the moon on it. She has freckles of shining stars on her face.
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Grapie Deltaco @grapiedeltaco.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
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Celesse ✿ @celesse.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The Ungulate Express is flying in again! 🦌🔔 Checkout all the limited edition reindeer items over here!
A photo of a garland of wooden ornaments featuring nine unique designs for Santa's reindeer. The ornaments are decorated with red bows and golden jingle bells and connected with golden link chains.A photo of a wood ornament featuring a unique design for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, a golden gauze bag and matching name tag beside it with tree branches framing everythingA photo of a woman wearing a natural colored long sleeve shirt with sparkles all around, the chest print featuring a vintage style logo for Ungulate Express Midnight Mail with a portrait of a reindeer with a red nose and a jingle bell collar. The sleeve is printed with the same text going down the length of itA photo of a Christmas greeting card featuring vintage style artwork of a faux advertisement for Ungulate Express Midnight Mail, with a galloping reindeer with a red nose wearing a mailman cap and carting a bag full of packages and gifts. An envelope, string and other decorations frame it.
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Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
for those who wanted blue instead of orange
"He... isn't even paying attention!!!". flug sitting infront  of a tv, watching BLUE . next to them is a pizza and cup of purple. behind them is work, labeled such.
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Silly 👑 VGEN OPEN @sillychaotic.bsky.social · 28/08/2023
ego of a god
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pike #ELPHELTNATION @blizzardingpike.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
that number one gal #ELPHELTNATION
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両島原線 @takamiyadaira.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 13/11/2024
Bluesky stuns in new App Store ranking
Bluesky Social as the #1 free app in the App Store rankings
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