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Chris Gentle

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Chris Gentle. Relentlessly bad technical & political takes. Sydney Australia. Eora land. Fix your hearts or die. I made @hourstats.bsky.social Old tweets: bsky.app/profile/oldtweets.xop.co

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 29/09/2026
Okay, just so we have a record: The Facebook Fake-Out, a record of Meta's tactic of transgressing, getting caught, waiting for things to blow over, and then breaking the rules again. I documented the pattern so we have a link to share for the next time they do it. www.anildash.com/2026/09/29/f...
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The Facebook Fake-out - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
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Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Chris Gentle @xop.co · 27/09/2026
Omg #nrl
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hm #nrlpanthersknights
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David Astle (alias DA) @dontattempt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wharfie Time? More like Pier Pressure. What a game. #AFLGF
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 26/09/2026
The only greater cause of tears in Western Australia is when someone says ‘renegotiate GST payments’
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Mark Humphries @markhumphries.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From the makers of ‘SKASE: Fall of a Tycoon’ comes ‘BONDY: From Hero to Zero’.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 24/09/2026
“You have a new message in your MyGov inbox”
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/09/2026
Ron Cobb’s original signage designs for Alien, made with felt tip pen and graph paper. humanoidhistory.tumblr.com/post/8286472...
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Anthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why would China leave open ssh ports on Good Old Reliable US EV Charging Infrastructure, those sneaky bastards. saiflow.com/blog/the-hidden-ccs2-attack-surface-on-ev-chargers
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The Hidden CCS2 Attack Surface on EV Chargers
The EV charging industry has well-established security standards. OCPP provides clear guidelines for securing the communication channel between EV Chargers and the Charging Station Management System. ...
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Chris Gentle @xop.co · 19/09/2026
Bsky Jetstream having a bad time right now. Lots of lost connections. status.bsky.app
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Bluesky - Status
Bluesky Status
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Sudden Beth @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ophelia by john Everett millais
"Omfg hamlet do I look like I care"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
SIGOURNEY WEAVER’s High School Yearbook - 1967 “Please, God, please, don’t let me be normal.”
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Chris Gentle @xop.co · 17/09/2026
I am amused that this irritates someone enough to make a nice web site about it nohello.net/en/
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no hello
please don't say just hello in chat
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 17/09/2026
Joan Crawford being given her portrait by cartoonist Jorge Delano Fredrick. www.joancrawfordbest.com/weirddevilpi...
man presenting a woman witha  portrait of herself. Not going to lie, I thought it was the Creature From The Black Lagoon.
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Chris Gentle @xop.co · 16/09/2026
This is delightful github.com/arnegiacomo/...
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GitHub - arnegiacomo/fugleramme: E-ink bird frame for Raspberry Pi - real-time bird detection by audio, fully local AI, rendered as real, hand-cut 1800s bird illustrations.
E-ink bird frame for Raspberry Pi - real-time bird detection by audio, fully local AI, rendered as real, hand-cut 1800s bird illustrations. - arnegiacomo/fugleramme
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
20 years ago today, Season 4 of ‘The Wire’ premiered on HBO. This opening scene is iconic.
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 10/09/2026
I don't disagree! bsky.app/profile/lizt...
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Sarah Fackrell @design-law.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
D288,946 - issued to Paramount Pictures in 1987 for a design for a "toy spaceship." #DesignPatents
Klingon Bird-of-Prey
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 09/09/2026
sad to report that Threads has Good Posts now
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Elizabeth Holmes
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Who else caught this obvious homage in the Elizabeth Holmes trailer?

Image from trailer with ellizabeth holmes staring closely at nathan fielder

and below, the image from the 'we're normal men' clip with a woman looking at (and about to laugh at) a brown puppet thing
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Patrick Stokes @patrickstokes.com · 07/09/2026
Though as is sometimes pointed out, at least in its modern, secular form it's a very weird sort of contract in that it imposes no obligations except to stay in the contract itself. It's "a sort of friendship recognised by the police" (Robert Louis Stevenson).
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Chris Gentle @xop.co · 07/09/2026
All through the 90s I remember my dairy farming uncle would be sent an AI calendar with a "stud of the month" listing the fat and protein content of the stud's offspring's milk. I guess back then LLM meant Long Languorous Mooing.
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Frida Kahlo, Self-Portrait on the Border between Mexico & the United States, 1932
Self-portrait of artist Frida Kahlo standing on a block, holding a Mexican flag, in a landscape with mostly ancient & natural Mexican features on the left (plants, pre-Columbian artifacts and architecture, a sun and moon) and on the right elements from an industrialized United States, including smokestacks and an American flag
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Chris Gentle @xop.co · 06/09/2026
I like this projection www.futilitycloset.com/2026/09/01/s...
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Small World - Futility Closet
Reddit user xilefakamot created this in 2020 — a “topologist’s map of the world.” It depicts international borders and nothing else — the shapes, sizes, and distances between countries are forsaken in...
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Chris Gentle @xop.co · 05/09/2026
Hey babe. Why don't you come up to my volcano-shaped pile of gently rotting vegetable matter some time?
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Good Posts and Sentiment Bot @hourstats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New in HourStats this week: • 3 top posts every hour, redesigned charts, richer alt text • Mood words recalibrated to real data • Weekly high and low captioned with that hour's top topic • Better exemplar posts for trending topics • Coming: week-in-review, monthly volume, firehose posts by language
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Louise Milligan @milliganreports.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Please watch Monday 8.30 ABC #4Corners: Christian Brothers Inc. Deep dive into Catholic order adopting litigation strategies more akin to a corporation than a religious body. Did expecting survivors to line up like creditors in a corporate collapse happen in a vacuum? I went to Ireland to find out.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job theonion.com/smoke-alarm-sick-of-be…
Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
First in my bloodline to utter the phrase “rabid baby goats at a mobile petting zoo” www.cnn.com/2026/08/29/u...
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Baby goats with rabies at North Carolina mobile petting zoo prompt calls across multiple counties to contact health officials | CNN
Several baby goats at a mobile petting zoo in North Carolina were infected with rabies, and authorities are asking anyone who had contact with the animals to reach out to health officials about potent...
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Over on Xitter, Whiskey Pete's chief propagandist tried to rebut big WaPo story & in the process 1) confirmed the report described is real & highly classified (confirming it is itself a crime) and 2) claims that Whiskey Pete's top Generals tell him he's doing something really stupid all the time.
@SeanParnellASW
Publishing highly classified assessments from the Secretary’s orders book is a crime.
It’s a betrayal of the force.
And much of what they’re publishing is inaccurate.
Of course, we demand candid military advice. Non-concurs are standard. The Secretary sees them constantly. That’s how you run a real military.
We are in great shape around the world.
This story isn’t about readiness.
It’s TDS and PDS — they hate President Trump and Secretary Hegseth more than they love America.
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Four-stars all non-concurring with prolonging operations against Iran as they are into 2027, per this @washingtonpost exclusive:

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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A valediction. My @smh @theage cartoon.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
seriously why isn’t “every republican president destroys the economy” the most ubiquitous phrase in american politics?!?!
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rowecartoon.bsky.social @rowecartoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lake flaccid
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Chris Gentle @xop.co · 28/08/2026
That non-sequitur scifi trope where aliens come to Earth to “take our water” needs to be updated to “set up data centres”
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 26/08/2026
Their tactic, which they have done over and over again for more than a decade, is simple: * Get caught violating privacy and trust * Say that it was an accident or mistake * Wait long enough for people's attention to drift, and ship the abusive feature anyway They have done this _dozens_ of times
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It has three sections or ‘actions’ that he wishes his allies to take: Action 1: Promote Knowledge of the Cause of Race Differences Action 2: Change the Population of Decision Makers on Campus Action 3: Leverage Political Power If you don’t think this is political, you’re not paying attention
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 22/08/2026
Shabana Azeez: ‘The most disgusting thing I’ve seen on The Pitt? American coffee’
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Shabana Azeez: ‘The most disgusting thing I’ve seen on The Pitt? American coffee’
The Australian actor on posing as a patient for medical schools, having multiple birthdays on The Airport Chaplain and the song ‘nobody likes’ by the Strokes What is the most disgusting thing you saw on the set of The Pitt? I mean, American coffee. It’s bad over there. The de-gloved leg was gross. I saw a full vaginal birth. I drilled into a skull! Continue reading...
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Viz letter. Picture of a product called Matt Black Toilet Butler. Captioned, if anyone knows someone called Matt Black, feel free to send him this and start calling him a toilet butler.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Leroy @leroylynch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The AFP has charged a 27-year-old Russian Australian man with attempting to engage in foreign interference. Investigators allege he travelled to Russia for "military-style training" before infiltrating the Ukrainian forces to collect operational information. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08... #auslaw
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Man charged with foreign interference had 'military-style training' in Russia
A dual citizen allegedly travelled to Ukraine, collecting information about military personnel, locations and operations for the benefit of Russia.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 19/08/2026
Okay, so I went down a little bit of a rabbit hole after this, and... long story short, here's a way to build a Touch ID-style sensor for your Mac, along with a quick video of how I made one for the desk that I built for myself: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zXN...
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Dashboard Touch — free open source Touch ID alternative for your Mac
YouTube video by Anil Dash
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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