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Ximena Ordóñez

@ximenaoe.bsky.social
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Ximena Ordóñez @ximenaoe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Neeeeeeiiiiiiiin!!!
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No she’s not.
TLS: Mary Beard on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actual meaningful changes to roads and paths that would finally help wheelchair users only being brought in to make drone delivery more effective for big corporations would be very on-brand.
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Fridays for Future Germany @fridaysforfuture.de · 30/09/2026
Hauptsache, wir haben genug Geld für den Tankrabatt!
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Ximena Ordóñez @ximenaoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ya jubilen a Rodgers.
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Ximena Ordóñez @ximenaoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
„Descubren” nueva especie que los lugareños siempre han conocido y nombrado… 🙄🙄
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Ximena Ordóñez @ximenaoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jan Skudlarek @janskudlarek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Friedrich Merz, wenn du weniger als 82 Stunden täglich arbeitest
Trump schreit
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Jan Skudlarek @janskudlarek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Deutsche Autofahrer wenn du sagst, dass andere Länder Tempolimit haben
Trump schreit
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd vote for the future where there's the option of a box that pops up when lazy nonsense appears and says "this looks like AI slop. Would you like me to find a piece written by a thoughtful human on this topic - something that's valued by other humans and is actually worth reading?"
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It bugs me that we're normalising the idea that there's something wrong with long documents, or that they're not "worth" our time. There is huge value in careful thought, in detail and nuance, in exploration, and in the experiential journey that goes alongside that.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why do they call it baby shampoo and not heir freshener
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Blue Discabreada @bluedementia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Estoy leyendo muchos comentarios últimamente de "hay que ir a las urnas" cada vez que se habla del ascenso de los fascismos y me dan muchas ganas de darle un abrazo fortísimo a esas personas que todavía no se han dado cuenta de que eso no es ni por asomo suficiente.
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Frau Büüsker @uedio.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kann nur für mich sprechen, aber die Mischung aus privaten, beruflichen, gesellschaftlichen, politischen und physikalischen Belastungen find ich derzeit einfach komplett extrem und die Aussicht, dass das erst der Anfang ist, Alter.
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Robert Heinze @rheinze.eurosky.social · 05/09/2026
„It destroys your profession, any critical thinking and the earth itself but those are not sufficient objections“ is peak capitalism brain, I’ll give them that
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nature fact: If you encounter a bear, make yourself look big From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1621, April 2024.
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Jaap Burger @jaapburger.eu · 28/08/2026
In Germany, you only have to go back three years in time to hit the antiques – surely therein lies a great deal of potential, doesn’t it?
E-Autos kann jeder bauen - Verbrenner dagegen sind Hochkuktur
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Dr. Genevieve Guenther (she/they) @doctorvive.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The flood in Nepal shows us why the claim we can just "adapt" to #ClimateChange is so dishonest (or foolhardy): climate change will break and remake our places so we cannot live in them safely, often with sudden and overwhelming violence. There is no such thing as bouncing back.
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Frau Büüsker @uedio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sackdumme Überschriften wie diese tragen zu einer falschen Wahrnehmung von Realität bei. Regen und Temperaturen um die 20 Grad sind im deutschen Sommer völlig normal.
Wetter in Deutschland
Am Donnerstag kommt der Sommer zurück
Nach wechselhaftem Wetter und kurz vor Beginn des meteorologischen Herbsts steigen die Temperaturen noch einmal. Im Westen und Südwesten Deutschlands werden es bis zu 34 Grad.
25.08.2026, 10.35 Uhr
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Black Mirror was meant to be the warning, not the goal
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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Peter Jelinek @peterjelinek.eurosky.social · 03/08/2026
Und wöchentlich grüßt die Hitzewelle...
Hitzewarnung für weite Teile Deutschlands
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Hanno Hauenstein @hahauenstein.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Guter Tag sich daran zu erinnern, was Homo- und Transfeindlichkeit anrichtet, wie sie vom Rechtsruck der sogenannten bürgerlichen Mitte tagtäglich mit befeuert wird: töten. 💔
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026
Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette
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Prof. Ian Walker @ianwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Outrageous that somebody has ruined this product launch by leaving a big stupid-looking car there
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Ingwar Perowanowitsch @ingwarpero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Was die Reaktion auf die Wasserknappheit in München zeigt: Die selben Leute, die ständig davon reden dass man sich an den Klimawandel doch einfach anpassen könne, sind die ersten die durchdrehen, wenn sie plötzlich bei Dürre ihr Auto nicht mehr waschen oder ihren Rasen tagsüber nicht wässern dürfen.
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Campaign against Climate Change @campaigncc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Seriously, what is going through the mind of the person matching this picture to this story?
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Ximena Ordóñez @ximenaoe.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Bitte nicht. 🥵
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
As a public health measure
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Come on Mexico!
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David Veevers @davidveevers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America: it’s my birthdaaay! The whole world:
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Larry David: Nobody Gives a F*ck
ALT: Larry David: Nobody Gives a F*ck
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Ximena Ordóñez @ximenaoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
La democracia alemana.
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Ximena Ordóñez @ximenaoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
GOL.
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Peter Jelinek @peterjelinek.eurosky.social · 30/06/2026
Friedrich Merz zur tagelangen historischen Hitze: kein einziges Wort. Friedrich Merz zur Niederlage des Fußballteams: Aus allen Rohren Reaktionen.
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Frau Büüsker @uedio.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"Noch 10 Stunden, dann können wir das Fenster auf machen" - auch so Sätze, die bissl dystopisch sind...
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Peter Jelinek @peterjelinek.eurosky.social · 27/06/2026
"Wir haben bisher gedacht, der Klimawandel, der geht an uns vorbei, der findet im Fernsehen statt, aber der ist tatsächlich da er wird uns noch lange, lange beschäftigen", Mobilitätsforscher Andreas Knie.
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Frau Büüsker @uedio.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Insane 41,5 Grad. Im Juni www.tagesschau.de/eilmeldung/e...
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Hitzerekord in Deutschland erneut gebrochen
Laut vorläufigen Daten des Deutschen Wetterdienstes (DWD) ist in Deutschland am zweiten Tag in Folge ein neuer Temperaturhöchstwert gemessen worden. An der Wetterstation Möckern-Drewitz in Sachsen-Anh...
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This heatwave brought to you by Volkswagen Group
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Europe heatwave live: Germany braced for temperatures ‘well over 40C’; extreme heat warnings for England
Forecasters say hottest conditions spreading into central and eastern Europe
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Giulio Mattioli @giuliomattioli.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Climate change and the AC debate
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 23/06/2026
The truth this is
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Mario Sixtus @sixtus.net · 23/06/2026
eS gAb ImMeR wArMe SoMmEr!!1!
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