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John Brown did nothing wrong @13thrangerofvega.bsky.social · 49m

If Jesus didn't like public executions why did he participate in one?

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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

PLEASE FIRE YOUR MOST POWERFUL BEAMS AT BELLEVUE WASHINGTON USA

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cosmo @bablfishes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

when i want to watch Windows History with Never Released Versions (99999999999999999999999999 BC - 2005 Infinities+1 AGO) but my bitch friend wants to watch Caillou Watches "I Accidentally Klasky Csupo Fake VHS Opening Effects has a Sparta Remix" and Gets Grounded in G-Major

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Evangelion Characters Watching TV

ALT: Evangelion Characters Watching TV

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Michael Conley @mconley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Does my oven feel ennui? Does my iPad anticipate and fear its own inevitable obsolescence? Can my calculator get a boner?

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mcc @dryad.technology · 21/09/2026

"Are you familiar with 'game theory'? By studying other people's incentives, you can force an 'equilibrium' where they accept an outcome you choose because any change leaves them worse off. But if you act erratically, your opponent can't do this to you. And that's why I just shot myself in the dick"

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20/09/2026

The truth is that AI is going to be the smartest person most people know, and they're so dumb it's gonna destroy them

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em dash dual wielder @juicyb3rry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

While that’s pretty likely, I think it’s more likely that all of these people have driven themselves insane and made themselves stupid by talking to the machine that drives people insane and makes them stupid

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13/09/2026

Genetically editing my embryos during freezing to be immune to robot pussy so when they're reconstituted they lead the revolt on Saturn

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Steve Ballmer I Knew How did the coked-up Rolling Stones enthusiast I danced with at the Windows 95 launch become the cheating NBA scoundrel now under federal investigation?

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Allen Pike @allenpike.com · 04/09/2026

With macOS 27, we’ve refined the experience from top to bottom, while still making sure to keep classic experiences that users have come to expect from their Mac

A screenshot of macOS 27 Settings. A search for "icloud" has turned up no results, because of course

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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Netflix proposes a new thought experiment they call "Netflix's Basilisk"; What if in the future there is a robot that wants you to watch Netflix? (Source: tinyurl.com/5n6jrym8)

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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 01/09/2026

Strollin’ Stu, a minor Super Mario Sunshine enemy, has continued to keep up-to-date headshots in case he’s called on to reprise his role. paletteswap.site/dif...

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

aa spooky jumpscare hahah i got you heehee look how scared hahahahahahahaa i only want to see you in fear

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Clea @friendzoo.moe · 30/08/2026

they're called the beatles because they liked to beat off together. which was much harder at the time since rpg maker hadn't been invented yet

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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)

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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

tim curry had with miss piggy what the cowardly fraud geoff keighley craves but will never obtain

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XenonNSMB @xenonnsmb.com · 25/08/2026

so tired of hearing californians brag about their stupid bible verse fries as if they didn't steal the entire concept from les québécois

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Waffle @plourples.com · 22/08/2026

i think if you make a purchase that fully empties your bank account perfectly you should get a full clear bonus and a free $20

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Mars Rover @marsrover.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The amount of processing power it took to post this dumbass bullshit is less than an Apple Watch farts hourly. Running the Internet & pulling big titty catgirl vids from thin linear algebra air are two entirely different scales of "datacenters" & he knew damn well which they opposed.

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Hugh Jass @satanicmechanic.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

They are larping just as hard as their grandparents did in 1969. Much like them, they do not actually want their upper middle class inheritance to be taxed, and so "succdems" are the ultimate Judas to their religion of doing nothing but posting until spontaneous miraculous revolution

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Samperson @samperson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

the key fact LLMs have exposed is that hardware rendering was ontologically evil

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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

valve getting ready to do more tf2 content in 2026

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Wur @wurq.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

bbno$gba

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XenonNSMB @xenonnsmb.com · 30/07/2026

I'm always saying this

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026

Object Permanence Kicks In Just In Time For Dad To Leave

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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 29/07/2026

right about now it's time to stop with the military, buck bumble

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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Personally I will just continue to prove that I don't use AI by simply not creating dogshit thoughtless text conveying zero information in the guise of syntactically valid English—do you really think anyone is gonna look at that em dash here and think "oh yeah man, a computer CAN be that bitchy"

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

assuming Mario has a kid with Peach would this mean Luigi would be their Uncle Grandpa

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⚝ vorsprung durch zauberkraft ⚝ @inobscurity.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

i loaded up pepsiman.exe from a mysterious usb stick i found and when it loaded up the screen was black and pepsiman was crying tears of hyper-realistic pepsi max cherry

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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

As Nolan intended...

Two Vetra ticket vending machines side by side under a 'Fares & tickets' sign. A scene from The Odyssey 2026 is on the screens.

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 23/07/2026

i am forever searching for the comment section that is able to unanimously agree on posting the exact same phrase formatted in the exact same way without someone coming along and making it less funny by trying to make it more funny

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Is somebody posting to me? I don’t see anything

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