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Gcan

@wtfusky.bsky.social
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🔞NSFW🔞 Newds, lewds, and rudes. Skier, Cyclist, longboard, Datsun enthusiast, terrible musician, vidja game, Party Pro, Aspiring voice actor, and aspiring werewolf. He/Him Pan/Poly BLM Chicago boy living in the Seattle area.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We can only lmao
Twitter conversation:

biggieguana
10/14/24

The year is 2026, you voted for Donald Trump:
- gas is 2.87 per gallon
- rent is 1,500 per month
- groceries, insurance & utilities are
40% less
- millions of illegals have been deported
- inflation is less than 2 Show more

sluggtar 4d
Checking in on this for an update

biggieguana
The update is that I have been impersonated. I did not post that comment. I have reported it to X.
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Warm Hotcakes @warmhotcakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yo are you kidding me? I almost fell for this shit like double fine was using Ai or something...but no they just casted a non binary person and some people got mad about it. Absolute clown tier headline, don't fall for it.
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 22/09/2026
you cannot go through life as a marginalized person damaging people with oppressor mentality. acting as if people are only worthy of personhood if they have sexual utility to you is fucking freak behavior like straight up evil shit. you can be attracted to masculinity without the toxic parts.
"ultimate magic: meteor" final fantasy 7 magic the gathering card illustrated by ashley mackenzie edited to say "meteor that makes all misogynistic gays extinct", the body text has been replaced with the obama Then Perish image.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
text saying: "My boy was gifting subs to Kai Cenat while he owe me money 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔"
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 12/09/2026
my brother in christ cmon remember your roots
zach cregger showing trevor moore a gallon of pcp in a park
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like to think that this is how my parents viewed all videogame news that I tried to tell them
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white dog kills his entire family
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just don’t 😃🚫 [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A cute goofy, tiny white cat with a big smile holding up a disproportionately large & more human hand, palm out towards the viewer. On it reads: “if you talk to me about using an AI chatbot I WILL crash out.” The illustration is off a soft red background and made with primary colors.
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Arthur and Porygon at the library 
The text : 
"The only data centers that should be funded are public libraries!"
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 07/09/2026
me when i see a hot girl
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uel @greaterrealityarea.net · 07/09/2026
the zohran guillotine image done up like the shinzo abe meme, have sex, see you space cowboy
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brian looking out over the water 

The text:

The things I said and did in 2011 while party rocking continue to haunt me
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 06/09/2026
Incredible thrift store find what the fuck
T-shirt with various anime-style characters that says “anime biggest problem capitalism”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just saw someone celebrating Kirkmas early
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026
i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit
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Senator Onahole @fucktoyfelix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Will you do me a favor? Listen to this and message me when you're done? soundcloud.com/aronspeer/si...
soundcloud.com
Silly Bunny Hypnosis
Musician and audio engineer based out of Long Beach.
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BoogLawlry @piss.mom · 03/09/2026
Surprise gift art I got today from @tinyheehaw.bsky.social who understands me thoroughly
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"one day the sadness will end but i dont think todays the day" david lynch
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Neal 🔜 BLFC-MFF-FC @verdantsculpts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hey furries? Stop supporting this awful company.
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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A meme that has been sitting on my phone since 2022 apparently. Das Kapital and 9 to 5 represented by torches. 9 to 5 glowing significantly brighter and with far less pointless heft than DK.
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B'alith Tia is progging FFXIV Write again @inmyleylines.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Find out who you are, and do it on purpose.
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." — Dolly Parton
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was responsible for Jolene, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND the Moderna COVID vaccine.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
genuinely cannot imagine anything like this ever happening again.
DSA •
@DemSocialists
X.com
Democratic Socialists of America extends our deepest condolences to the family, friends, and fans of Dolly Parton, a hero of the working-class and an inspiration to us all.Donald J. Trump
@reaDonald Trump
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Very sad to report that Dolly Parton, one of the greatest Country singers, and far beyond, EVER, has just passed away. This is a true loss for millions of people. There has never been anyone like her, and never will. In her honor, I am lowering the American flag throughout the United States for a one week period beginning tonight at 6:00PM. Rest in Peace, Dolly! The World loves you. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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Out Of Context International Dubs @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Movie: Tiger and Crane Fists Language: English Country: Hong Kong Version: Axis International
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
[A ginger kitten wearing an orange hard hat sitting beside a can of White Monster. Above it: a hand-drawn thought bubble containing the exact same kitten in the same hard hat, now with two cans of White Monster.]
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/08/2026
not humiliating enough. there should be a row of mounted water guns children can put a quarter into that lets them squirt smokers like they're riding a log flume
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