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Is there a more beautiful sight than a bar pretzel with a beer cheese dip? NJ native. Salty individual

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Salty @wtalty.bsky.social · 11m
@timmiller.bsky.social might not agree with @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social bullishness on Todd Achilles’ chances in Idaho, but JD Vance freaking out like this seems like a good sign for Achilles
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
They’re free ❤️
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ashley (ravens 2-1) 🌹 @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Andy Beshear forever, man
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teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story.
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(((John))) is mad on the Internet @tehoriman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huge in NJ news: newjerseyglobe.com/governor/she...
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Sherrill gives Caldwell until tomorrow to resign after report substantiates sexual harassment, ethics violations - New Jersey Globe
Gov. Mikie Sherrill has told Dale Caldwell to resign as lieutenant governor by tomorrow after a scathing internal report substantiated allegations of
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LG is often a springboard in other states but since its creation New Jersey LG has been a singularly cursed position. first one immediately lost her first and only bid for the top job, next one fucking died, one after that got stomped in a House special by Analilia Mejia, and then comes Caldwell.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The New York Times has now run two prominently placed stories about Zohran Mamdani's comms department coordinating with unpaid influencers as if it is a huge scandal. Will they cover Trump using our tax dollars to buy literal campaign ads as if it is equivalent scandalous? If not why not?
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The worst democrat is still better than the best republican and I would also advise reserving your judgement on someone being a "bad democrat" until they vote for stupid shit
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Walter Mondial @dabenner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Talarico dodged a question, Paxton subpoenaed hospitals in different time zones for youth medical records, they're obviously not the same.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/09/2026
I keep repeating this fun fact to people while they stare at me with feigned interest: “helicopter” is a compound word, but probably not in the way you think! it’s made up of “helico” as in, “spiral,” from the Greek “helix” and “pter” as in “wing,” like in pterodactyl!!
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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/09/2026
when we regain control, we must use the power of the state not just to reverse these decisions but mete out true justice, swiftly and unsparingly, to those who made and enforced them
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/09/2026
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TERRENCE SALAMI
Position: OL
Class: Senior
Ht./Wt.: 6-2/310
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a very good ad for drawing an implicit contrast with his abuser opponent. Specifically the bunny ears shot.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To be clear everyone involved in this should go to prison. This is not some petty "but the golf course was so nice beforehand" shit, this is "you are in open and flagrant violation of the law in that you lied to the court about your intentions and timelines" territory people.com/dozens-trees...
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Dozens of Trees Quietly Toppled in D.C. Without Court Approval Ahead of Trump’s New Golf Course Makeover: Report
Over 60 trees were removed at East Potomac Golf Links before official approval for renovations was granted, the Washington Post reported Friday, Aug. 26. Preservationists argue the plans violate a law...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
jfk burner account: following a ton of prestige cultural publications. constantly posting middlebrow takes on current events, pictures of his yacht and obvious hints that he’s JFK. you think he’d get caught—especially when he starts sliding into the DMs of women—but he never does
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Salty @wtalty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
George Bush’s burner is a Jeff Passan reply guy, with his only other posts being paintings with no context
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Salty @wtalty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton in an amazing Green bodysuit, holding an acoustic guitar in front of a mic. A man with amazing sideburns sits at a keyboard in the corner
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Salty @wtalty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tunafish, the one and only
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Folks, this is an URGENT situation- this friend has since passed away and these cats need IMMEDIATE care. Anyone in driving distance of NYC who can take them in please get in touch with Shecky things are looking desperate.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 21/08/2026
We're gonna bomb the bond market to the stone age.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/08/2026
"we welcome anyone who recognizes the danger Trump and his extremist MAGA agenda pose to hard-working Americans who can no longer afford basic goods because of his immoral and unnecessary war..." come on man, 'take the question and pivot to an attack' is not that hard
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 16/08/2026
(EXTREMELY TUCKER CARLSON VOICE) They call it, "Archive of our Own". It's the repository of documents that They/Them don't want you to see. And i'm supposed to be, attracted to this? HUH. Really. And now, the DEMOCRATS have endorsed this. And we're supposed to believe civilization is functioning.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026
Proof of concept
An azure kingfisher who is literally NYC blue and orange, with a speech bubble saying “Knicks in five”Same guy saying “Let’s Go Mets”
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Salty @wtalty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jon Ossoff’s 2028 campaign gets derailed because it turns out he wrote the definitive Star Wars Mara Jade centric fanfic but never finished it
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 15/08/2026
How long before a political scandal centers around a fanfic a millennial politician wrote in their youth
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Salty @wtalty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Mid-tier Big 10 Quarterback? That’s the Big 10 career passing leader Taulia Tagovailoa you’re talking about
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Salty @wtalty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Monmouth having so many train stations really is such a great advantage. One of the biggest shore bars, Bar Anticipation in Belmar, is a 2 min walk from the train station. Being able to take a much cheaper train ride to the bars as opposed to uber AND you can drink on the train is a huge benefit
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
AOC saying Reconstruction 2 on the campaign trail is going to cause me to have a full out of body experience Seeing my ancestors in Union blues looking forward through time like the fucking Avatar state
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Aang and the Line of Previous Avatars
Alt: Avatar: the Last Airbender: a line of dark figures with glowing eyes, representing the past iterations of the Avatar, stretch out into infinity from the present incarnation
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
New work email sign off
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Governance by a bunch of anonymous white collar PAC drones who go home to 3-bd apartments to spend time reading Good Night Moon to their kid is vastly superior to governance by weird drug-addled oligarchs
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I feel like it's gonna take a real oil shock of grandpa to fold. Probably likely to be diesel related?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Compound bow First developed in the Ancient World Can't be drawn by just a random guy Tensile strength to make bronze arrows fly
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIP Don Nelson, he retired to Hawai’i to play poker and smoke weed and look like this, he’s literally the goal
Don Nelson looking fucking awesome
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
WHEW
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
For every Knicks center that played badly for the Knicks and is a terrible person there is a Knicks center that played badly for the Knicks that is one of noble character. It’s the Chris Dudley equilibrium.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
On CNN, El-Sayed is asked about this Trump post. He says it represents "two different visions of America:" "Two people who don't like each other but are joined in the interest of making billions of dollars off of you. Or, two people who genuinely love each other, enjoying some panacakes together."
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump • 11h Donald J. Trump

Two VERY DIFFERENT America's

Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed
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Salty @wtalty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When Blood Orange’s Uncle ACE comes on in Challengers- magnifique, just absolute cinema
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ya like we’ve talked about a meltdown if Talarico wins, but if Abbott somehow lost? Holy shit
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pre-primary internal has Adam Hamilton down only 47-43 R+4 in Kansans Senate www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
These people do not understand that you can just... disagree with someone or dislike them. You can literally say to someone "that's wack, man" and call it a day
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 06/08/2026
Actually a really good point. It would be nice to see someone, anyone, in media ask Dr. El Sayed how he would work as a border-state senator to repair the US-Canadian relationship.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 06/08/2026
Billions must smile
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Michigan senate primary 3 minutes after they were accusing each other of endorsing 9/11 or being backed by foreign interlopers
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