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WIRED @wired.com · 30/08/2026
Pet owners, rescue agencies, and wildlife groups are calling for new safeguards as AI makes it harder to tell whether animals, from polar bears to house cats, are real or fake. www.wired.com/story/ai-slo...
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AI Slop Is Ruining Cute Animals on the Internet
Pet owners, rescue agencies, and wildlife groups are calling for new safeguards as AI makes it harder to tell whether animals, from polar bears to house cats, are real or fake.
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lake “America” is a distraction from his disastrous war. Costing around $132,000,000,000 to date. The Iran war was to distract from the Epstein Files. The Lake now needs to distract from the war. How the USA has truly fallen.
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Arthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yayoi Kusama's infinity mirrored room: The Eternally Infinite Light of the Universe Illuminating the Quest for Truth, 2020 #YayoiKusama #RIP
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Arthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yayoi Kusama's Infinity Mirrored Room: My Heart is Dancing Into the Universe, 2018 #YayoiKusama #RIP
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Arthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tribute to Yayoi Kusama (Katerina Papouliou - DailyArt) #YayoiKusama Kusama, a pioneering feminist artist, sculptor, performer and one of the most significant figures in contemporary art. Her imaginative universe through 10 of her unique works! www.dailyartmagazine.com/yayoi-kusama...
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Tribute to Yayoi Kusama—The Polka Dot Queen
A Polka Dot Queen, a Master of Infinitive. The life story and artistic activity of Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama through 10 masterpieces.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 30/08/2026
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just imagine if a President of the United States was an asset for Russia. Now imagine that President bankrupts and steals from the country to give to oligarch’s. And at the same time, completely depletes the military. This is “just if” of course.
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OneDayI'llBeThatGuy ☮️🇨🇦 @oneday.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seriously, we'll remember this, google. And fuck you right back.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In a world of Googles, be a MapQuest.
MapQuest post “We’re not changing it” with a map of Lake Ontario.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh yay, we’re officially now in a Black Mirror episode.
Image from Black Mirror episode Metalhead
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you use a Canadian VPN and use Google Maps, Mar a Lago is called “Epstein Inland.”
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
stinkmaxxing
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
President Trump announces the launching of the Ministry of Truth.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you call it Lake America, you definitely liked Sum 41 back in the day (exemption made for In Too Deep, that one’s fine)
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 30/08/2026
holy shit this is wild
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Here is Trump's progression: Fake polls➡️Fake voters➡️Fake results➡️Fake winners🟰Real suppression, real lies, real subversion and real violence.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 30/08/2026
i've been to about 200 concerts in my life and i only remember three bad ones. the clash (it was the *new* clash), lou reed (it was 100 degrees in the venue), and bachman turner overdrive (i fell asleep). the other 197 concerts were all good. live music rules. go to the show
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🇺🇸🇨🇦"Most of America is fearful that Canada doesn't want us here..." American tourists on trade war with Canada:👇🙄
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NEW: The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) filed its opposition late Saturday night to requests from pro-voting groups and several blue states for a federal court to block a final rule that would add new restrictions to mail-in voting. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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The Justice Department files its opposition to pro-voting groups’ request for a block on a new final rule to restrict mail voting
The Justice Dept. filed its opposition late Friday night to requests for a preliminary inunction on a new federal rule that would restrict mail-in voting.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Jeez how many Google execs are in the Epstein files for cryin out loud
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
America’s ideology test. It is funny and sad to hear the sheer stupidity of these answers 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 30/08/2026
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Who wants to take bet that one day it will be revealed Donald vetoed transfer of Patriots to Ukraine cos we told him Ukraine would surrender if he just left us to keep killing? Anyone?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
wingnut grifter-provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos got nabbed by ICE, and MAGA is shitting their pants, because it happened to one of their own. boo fucking hoo, crybabies. thank you for your attention to today post, in which I document the atrocities. link is here: bit.ly/4qLBF20
wait a minute, wait a minute — are you telling me that the fascist little shit who called for ICE checkpoints everywhere, with swift deportations for anyone found to be in the country illegally, got nabbed at an ICE checkpoint and was swiftly deported after being found in the country illegally?

holy fuck, I think I’m overdosing on schadenfreude right now.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs · 7h

americans: can we have healthcare or cheaper groceries?

govt: what if we just kept changin the names of bodies of water
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/08/2026
Thou shalt expand the Supreme Court to 17 and make Michelle Obama, Rachel Maddow, Mark Ruffalo, and Hasan Piker Supreme Court Justices.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“We will continue to allow Trump to do whatever he wants—start wars, grift, deport citizens, raise the debt and inflation, increase healthcare costs, slap his name on everything, give tax breaks to the billionaire class—while doing nothing for the American people.” -GOP campaign
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 ALWAYS LAKE ONTARIO 🇨🇦🍁
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 Finally, a LinkedIn post I can get behind. 👍🏽
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google didn’t update a map. Google laundered a tantrum. Thursday Trump signed a Sharpie order renaming Lake Ontario — a shared Great Lake with a 400-year-old name — “Lake America.” New York won’t say it. Canada won’t say it. Half the water isn’t even ours.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 30/08/2026
Lessons Jack Black teaches us in School Of Rock: Life isn’t easy. Do what you like to do. You have every right to be happy with exactly who you are. You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore. Music makes life better.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 30/08/2026
✊
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gotta pay the piper for that inauguration invite…
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You can pry my plausible deniability from my cold, rigored hands
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pretty neat 🤷‍♂️
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bro if you can’t get along with CANADA that is 100% a you problem
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh nooooo not the woods 👉👈
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 30/08/2026
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This makes me so damn happy!
twitter.com
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trump moves to fill the Grand Canyon with Data Centers, claiming the “stupid hole” brings in zero profit and has been ripping us off for decades.
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not a spine left in the entire party.
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
News headlines from Hell
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I don't have time for this shit"
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
FBI Director Kash Patel to personally oversee beer heist investigation. (File photo)
Kash Patel chugging a beer at the Olympics
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One of the reasons you put experts and not sycophants in charge.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sen. Wyden’s inquiry found over $1.4 billion in suspicious Epstein-linked transfers passed through JPMorgan, Deutsche Bank and Bank of America. “My small team of investigators did what Trump's attorney general and Treasury secretary said was impossible.”
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"There is no basis under federal law to get the post office involved in monitoring the security, or monitoring who is casting ballots. ...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"I think the only reason why anybody—who is in the position that Donald Trump is in—would want (the post office to check the mail against voting lists provided by DHS and by the states) is to create chaos in a congressional election that he's almost sure to get beaten in."
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wonder how *that* happened.
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Frame #2565 from 50s E36-37 toying around
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