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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23h
In Trump's second term, Bezos has received... -Huge new tax cuts for himself and Amazon -Millions of dollars in new Blue Origin federal contracts -A slap-on-the wrist FTC settlement for Amazon -A gutted NLRB led by a union-busting lawyer No wonder he's been such a Trump sycophant.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 23h
Breaking: Public execution to be live-streamed exclusively on Trump TV with banner ads by MyPillow.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 23h
Calling other countries “3rd world country” while conducting a public execution by fire squad is peak American exceptionalism bullsh!t. Look inside yourself first Americans.
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God @thegodshow.com · 22h
Attacking Iran was never about stopping them from getting a nuclear weapon and always about distracting everyone from talking about how many children the president raped in the Epstein Files.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yesterday, our disgusting Abuser-in-Chief bragged that he could have done "very bad things" to Hillary Clinton, because "I can do whatever I want, if I want." ew. shut the fuck up, Piggy. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/3UaPA5P
Well, okay, then. That’s certainly good to know. Thanks for sharing, Donny.

Tell me, what are we supposed to do with this information? File it away for future reference? Fear this idiot more? He’s already the world’s most tiresome asshole.

Who talks like this? It’s so unpresidential. Our Predator-in-Chief is unfit for office, and growing worse by the day.

‘I can do whatever I want, if I want.’

Why does everything that seeps out of Preznit Fuckwit’s rancid anus-mouth sound like something that he or his dead pedo bestie Jeffrey Epstein would have said to one of the Motel-a-Lago ‘spa girls’?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gold Star families visited the White House yesterday, and instead of offering words of comfort for their lost loved ones, Preznit Fuckwit bragged like an excited child about his new heliport. he's that broken inside. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4rXTb3O
This is not normal behavior. This is some sick psychopathic shit. It staggers the mind that the chief executive of our country not only can’t be bothered to pretend to care — he genuinely has no clue why he should care.

Seriously, if Donny can’t eat it, or fuck it, or make money off of it, he has no use for it — and there’s nothing in the world that’s going to make him care about it.

What an asshole.
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Julia Field 🌻 @jhfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Where are the calls for Donny to resign? Remember Joe Biden’s last year in office?The press had their knives out.Every time Joe stumbled over a word, or took too long to reply to a question, every newspaper in the land would shit out editorial after editorial…demanding that he resign immediately…”
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 08/10/2026
Some of you don't know how to rock the casbah and it shows.
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John Autry @johnautry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trampled MAGA Hat
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: Trump is still a fucking moron. stay tuned back to you, Jim
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still using the term "Artificial Intelligence"? Welcome to the revolution.
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OneDayI'llBeThatGuy ☮️🇨🇦 @oneday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hope I live long enough to be able to enjoy renewals of Futurama making this presidency funny in retrospect. That'll be a f'ing long time.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 08/10/2026
Please vote. If our leaders give billionaires awards, then we need new leaders.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I'm backing away slowly from whatever the fuck this is"
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is illegal for President Trump to have to give an award without his also receiving an award.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i get all the exercise i need by hanging on by a thread
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "well, shit"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 01/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "for the love of christ's balls"
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From Qatar's jet to crypto billions to the nearly $2 billion in wiped-out restitution, one man is on track to leave office wealthier by hundreds of millions than when he arrived. He built back richer. #CostOfTrumpsCorruption
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump, Vance, and Republicans are terrified of policies that curb their own wealth and power, and the wealth and power of the oligarchs that bankroll them. That's why they're amping up the fearmongering about "socialism." They've run out of cards to play.
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/10/2026
Wimpy loser Pete Hegseth has HUMILIATED himself once again. youtu.be/cU9vvdhkZNk
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Hegseth's Navy Stunt BACKFIRES As Humiliating Workout Video Revealed
Pete Hegseth was once again HUMILIATED in front of the people who he said can't be wimps. Who's the wimp now? THOU SHALT FOLLOW GOD! Subscribe: https://TheGodShow.com/subscribe Follow on Bluesky:…
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
screenshot of an X (formerly Twitter) interaction between Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) and Grok (@grok):Kim Dotcom: ".@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Elon Musk. No holds barred!"   Grok: "Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet."
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only Donald Trump can save us from the measles outbreak that he caused.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $8 trillion. The entire bottom 50% of American households is worth just $4.27 trillion. Read that back. When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/10/2026
Elites are pathetic, contemptible cowards, part batrillion.
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EU drops sponsorship of disinformation conference at Trump officials’ request
Lithuania and Canada were also pressured to withdraw, and days before #Disinfo2026, logos were wiped off website
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/10/2026
Eat the rich, or, failing that, pass some f'ing wealth taxes.
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The War Against Accumulated Capital
Either pass wealth taxes or learn to love digital feudalism.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Artificial Intelligence.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your Prez went on the blog: "Putin abandons the laws of war he was not following. Why this was inevitable for Russia" "darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/putin-…" darthputinkgb.substack.com/p/putin-aban...
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Putin abandons the rules of war he was not following
Why this was inevitable?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're wondering what the real threat to "election integrity" is, it's billionaires.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/10/2026
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy fans share tactics to bypass AI safeguards in order to reinforce their belief in the medicinal qualities of pee.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 08/10/2026
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/10/2026
sometimes the butthurt tolls for thee (but not today.)
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/10/2026
I’m calling it “stupid idiocy.”
Trump says anyone who does not call AI ‘super intelligence’ is ‘the enemy’
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WIRED @wired.com · 08/10/2026
This week on “Uncanny Valley,” we discuss where Elon Musk’s PAC is spending millions, the latest ideology Trump claims is dangerous, and the backlash against the designer behind Muse’s logo.
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Inside Elon Musk’s Midterm Spending Spree
This week on “Uncanny Valley,” we discuss where Elon Musk’s PAC is spending millions, the latest ideology Trump claims is dangerous, and the backlash against the designer behind Muse’s logo.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 08/10/2026
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THIS IS REAL. The President of the United States just declared Americans “THE ENEMY” for calling Artificial Intelligence… Artificial Intelligence. Not terrorists. Not hostile foreign powers. Americans using a term he doesn’t like. This man commands the military and holds the nuclear codes.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🔥 Holy Hell: Donald Trump is trying to spark a race war in Minnesota — this is a tiny preview of what he’s going to do leading up to the midterms because he knows he’s going to lose, be investigated, impeached, convicted, and imprisoned.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 08/10/2026
i do not understand this phenomenon. why do people hold their phones sideways to their mouth when they are talking? just put the phone on you ear like a grown adult, you are not using a walkie talkie
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/10/2026
At 5 AM tomorrow Norway announces the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. At 5:01, Trump announces the invasion of Norway.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today the Trump Administration announced the first public execution in 90 years, the planned use of deportation ships where detainees will be chained, that Minnesotans should fight Somali immigrants in their community and that people who use the term AI instead of SI are “THE ENEMY.”
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Will the livestreamed public execution be available for viewing on the slave ships transporting shackled detainees?
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OneDayI'llBeThatGuy ☮️🇨🇦 @oneday.bsky.social · 23h
Why do billionaires look like barely animated corpses?
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 23h
This is petty and least important aspect of this but: I reported on this years ago and the trump campaign falsely denied the reporting, and now via Hegseth they’re just doing it. Monstrous
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 08/10/2026
this is the most deranged, yet most latter day america thing i've heard
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23h
Samantha Ruddy
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We've had too many really serious years in a row. Let's just globally agree to do a goofy one.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 23h
Jack White's latest concert poster is also a playable board game. Designed by Matthew Jacobson for his October 2 Las Vegas show, it features record-groove racing, custom cards and wooden pieces. All 350 show copies sold out. zurl.co/ZjSv4
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Jack White's Latest Concert Poster Is a Playable Board Game That Sold Out in Las Vegas - That Eric Alper
Jack White has always had an interesting relationship with physical objects. Vinyl records, elaborate packaging, unusual merchandise and beautifully designed concert posters have all been part of his musical universe. His latest concert poster takes that fascination somewhere unexpected: you can actually play it. Created by Chicago designer Matthew Jacobson for White’s October 2 performance […]
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 23h
Just how punk am I?
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 06/10/2026
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