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Worldwide Wojtek

@worldwidewojtek.bsky.social
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I like to play video games, I like to DJ, I like to make beatz, I like to write sometimes, I like to journal, I like coffee, and most of all, I hate to post worldwidewojtek.bearblog.dev

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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look, Pizza Pizza pizza is shit fucking pizza. You used to be able to get a walk-in medium peperoni for $5, as a 20 year old that was miraculous. It tastes like poo but... Their Creamy Garlic dipping sauce is an absolute GOAT of sauces
Pizza Pizza creamy garlic dipping sauce
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Playing through Shadow of War in my current Tolkien phase. I didn't play the previous game but I'm having a blast here. There is some weird lootbox stuff that feels massively out of place but outside of that it's a pretty sweet massive game with lots of systems and fun action + exploration. I Like!
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Checking in with Helldivers 2 after bouncing off an hour due to performance issues on my laptop. It’s cool! It runs at a solid north of 60fps now and it’s fun. Need to do some higher intensity missions that require more teamwork but the bug blasting feels great.
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went to a show last night and the drummer looked like fps_doug
The band Soda Blonde with a drummer who looks like fps_doug
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rip PAC
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whitecaps game was crazy #whitecapsfc #oohkillem
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna g3t to posting and becoming a poster! Enough of this reskeeting crap!
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Berry oatmeal bake! Trying this for the first time
Blue dish filled with raspberries strawberries and blueberries in a baked oatmeal
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THIKN ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN IN THERE PUNISHMENT STATION (OFFICE CHAIR) AT WORK - ONE LINE EMAIL FROM BOSS INVALIDATES AN ENTIRE DAYS WORK - BOSS FAILS TO RESPOND TO QUERIES LEADING YOU TO MISS DEADLING FOR WHICH YOU ARE BLAMED - BOSS TAKES CREDIT FOR YOUR WORK WHEN HE MANAGES NOT TO GET IN YOUR WAY - YOU MUST RETURN TO OFFICE BUT BOSS CAN STILL LEAVE WHENEVER HE WANT'S - BOSS SEEMS TO SPEND MOST OF HIS TIME COMING UP WITH NEW RULES TO PUNISH WORKERS - DO NOT TOUCH MY SHOULDER - DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH MY SHOULDER!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKEN,,,, DA TEXT "THERES A REASON THE BAD GUY IN ALL VIDEO GAMES IS CALLED... "BOSS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN "I WILL RESPECT TERM'S OF SERVICE AND SAY NO MORE " -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Savory oats!
Bowl of savory oats with four jammy egg halves topped with green onions and pepper
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i think we’re going in a healthy direction
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Heading: “Discussing Movies with Friends”
Three people sit around a table discussing a movie they just saw. The conversation goes:
Blue Person: I think it’s his best work
Yellow Person: Really?
Purple Person: It was pretty good

Panel 2: Heading: “Online Movie Discourse”
Yellow Guy is being dragged to hell by terrifying ghouls. They scream “WE SAW A BOOB AND IT SCARED US”
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Finally playing through Doom Eternal, I dropped it sometime last year. Previous attempt I couldn't get a grip on all the resources but damn, this time I have, and it fucking rips. So satisfying to cycle through everything and fly around these combat arenas
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Old Looney Tunes with YouTube thumbnails like Yosemite Sam TOTAL MELTDOWN over Varmint
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
???? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN SMOKEN A J AND THINKEN ABOUT THERE NEW FOUND KNOWLEDGE "JUST FOUND OUT COUSCOUS AINT A VEGETABLE, ITS BASICLY SKETTY, THOUGHT I WAS EATIN VEGGIES, WHAT OTHER FOODS AM I WRONG ABOUT, ANCIENT GRAIN'S MORE LIKE ANCIENT SKETTI " - GOTTA FINISH SMOKEN THIS THING AND SEE IF KWINWA IS REAL OR JUST ANOTHER FORM OF SKETTI - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Breaking: LeBron James
Leaning Toward Joining Al-Qaeda
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026
this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
theonion.com
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Playground Song is now out!! Wherever you stream your tunes!! youtu.be/QYfGxEo-EGQ?... #newmusic #lofi #downtempo SLIDE ON DOWN 🛝
youtu.be
Playground Song
YouTube video by Kingfisher Road - Topic
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Variety headline: “Abraham Zapruder Will Never Direct a Superhero Movie 'Unless Spider-Man Happens To Be Driving Past And Someone Blows His Brains Out'”
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Wembanyumma #nba
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Another bit of shameless promo! A little over ONE WEEK from my new beat coming out! It's a lofi downtempo thing but it's got some wonkyness and eerie spooky kid sfx. Inspired by the daycare I live next door to lol. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/... #beats #lofi #electronica @distrokid.com
A vertical image that says 'New Release' across the top, with the cover art below being an edited photo of a playground. Below that it says 'Available on' and lists three platforms, Spotify, Apple Music, and Youtube. 'Distrokid' along the bottom. Geometric waves as the background.
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hello! I made a new tune! It's under my Kingfisher Road name which is intended for lofi, easy listening electronic beats! It comes out on Friday June 5th! Pre-save at the link below! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/... #beats #lofi #electonica
distrokid.com
Playground Song by Kingfisher Road
Stream and Pre-save Playground Song - Distributed by DistroKid
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/05/2026
we're seeing if grogu's entire body can fit inside the gom jabbar box
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"All milfs tell lies..."
noir man
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Kiss of Death, by Bohimul Kubista, 1912
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.
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the artist formerly known as 'a chud' @paizuri.moe · 02/04/2026
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
FEAST OF THE ASS!!!
Popular egg headed streamer NorthernLion with both fists lifted and clenched in exuberance as he reads the words 'Feast of the Ass'
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Mr. Juice Box @toxicjuicebox.com · 04/03/2026
Good morning! Yes, this is he
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
you’re laughing? iran is lobbing missiles at linkedin mutants, techbros and ufc fighters and you’re laughing?
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 03/03/2026
instagram rocks because i’ve always wanted to talk to my friends on an app that makes me want to k*ll myself
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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Rusty Shackleman @rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 22/02/2026
"Check it out, walking around with an omurice I bought w/o a bag like this makes it look like a weapon in a crappy first-person shooter"
X post from @erika4771. JP text: ほら、こうやって買ったオムライスを素手で持って歩くと、オムライスを武器にして戦うカスのFPSっぽくなる。
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
LIVE RIGHT NOW!!!🚨It's SUNDAY night so that means FINAL FANTASY X! twitch.tv/worldwidewojtek #twitch #youtube #twitchstreamer #imbeggingyou #finalfantasy
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
First person shooters
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Worldwide Wojtek @worldwidewojtek.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Love Powerhouse Hobbs! Excited for his future as Royce Keys #wwe #royalrumble
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