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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20h
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16h
i have 2.5M followers across all social media. statistically, there's a good chance one of you works at in AI. if you're concerned about the dangers of this tech, i think training an AI agent to hack into bank of america and deposit $2M into my account would raise the alarms and thus save humanity.
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🌅 Patricia Wallinga 🌇 @pwallinga.bsky.social · 17h
It's a John Henry story. These newfangled slop machines can churn out word salad faster than any man. But Donald Trump is no ordinary man. He's the king of garbled stream-of-consciousness misinformation. He'll race that machine for 32 days until his heart gives out, but in the end... he'll win.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 17h
Just saw a Muse commercial that plays Rick Ross’ Hustlin while a lady very much does not hustle because apparently she needs help remembering when her child goes to school or to flip on some lights in the yard, and it’s coded to look so badass but just feel limp and sad. Meta in a nutshell, I think.
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 22h
Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio
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Mad Cave Studios @madcavestudios.com · 30/09/2026
Sept 30th is the Canadian National Day for Truth & Reconciliation, dedicated to honoring Residential School Survivors & the communities. You Are on Native Land, our latest charity comic, donates all proceeds to indigenous-led organizations. For more info bit.ly/4cXO5OZ
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm down to the last nine copies of this ISS Cat print, so if you want one, please order soon. It's in my shop along with other prints, badges and a zine: www.tomgauld.com/
A view of the International Space Station floating in the stars above the earth. A cat in a space suit floats outside. An astronaut within the station looks out of a window and says "In? But I just let you out."
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 23h
Rep. Jamie Raskin is demanding federal inquiries into the amount of taxpayer money used on Trump's propaganda ads — asking the GAO to investigate the "source, accounts, and total amount of taxpayer funds used by the Executive Office of the President to produce and distribute."
politico.com
Raskin leads calls for federal investigation into Trump PSA’s
The Maryland Democrat could lead the House Judiciary Committee in the next Congress.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The legendary Vincent D'Onofrio, author of the most beautiful tweet of all time:
A tweet from the actor Vincent D'Onofrio that reads:
Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Xavier Becerra put the Steve Hilton contradiction right on the debate stage: enforce Trump’s federal immigration laws, but ignore California’s own protections? Then he dropped the hammer: “You seem to welcome immigrants who look like you, but deport immigrants who look like me.”
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ball animals are the best This bird is called Bearded reedling
To the left, a photo of a Bearded reedling, on the right, an illustration made with Flipnote Studio.
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Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#murderonthames Unofficialkulture.com
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eat Later - Gator Days
Eat Later - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator dad

Panel 1

Setting - August's home at the front door at 7:32 AM.

August is heading out to work and looks down his phone to check the time.

August (thinking): I'm running late. I'll eat something at the office.

Panel 2

Setting - August's desk at 9:05 AM.

August is already at his desk and working on something. 

August (thinking): Too much to do. I'll eat at lunch.

Panel 3

Setting - August's desk at 11:57 AM

August is still focused on his work but has a lot to do.

August (thinking): Too far behind. I'll skip lunch.

Panel 4

Setting - August's desk at 1:00 PM

August is suddenly exhausted and leans back in his chair.

August (thinking): Why am I always exhausted at this time?
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔥JACK SMITH: "Trump engaged in serious crimes against 🇺🇸- a criminal scheme to prevent a lawful transfer of power... the rule of law faces challenges unlike any we've experienced. I won't be silenced by threats of prosecution. While fear may be contagious, courage is as well."
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Geralf ✨ @geralf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sinking in a sea of flowers 🌸
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Rysiooozaur @rysiutokwiat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
using sick leave to sktech me and my girlfriend like we are cool OCs from someone's cool yuri comic
Slavic mediterranean
Rysio (me), 27 Polish, Soft butch, taler, 
Betta, 29 Italian, My fem princess, shorter
Lesbian flag in the background
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DOJ is continuing its equally embarrassing and alarming practice in the second Trump administration of going after federal judges who push back against lawlessness and support the rule of law. Today, they filed a judicial complaint against Minnesota federal judges who spoke to The New York Times.
CONCLUSION
DIS frequently has cases pending in the District of Minnesota, including immigration cases before Judge Schiltz and Judge Tunheim. These judges should be ordered to recuse from any matters involving DHS because the public reasonably questions their impartiality in cases involving immigration. Morcover, the Eighth Circuit should initiate an investigation by the Judicial Counsel into the improper conduct by judges in the District of Minnesota who "covet publicity" rather than adhering to the rule of law by adjudicating cases or controversies. NFL, 585 F.3d at
1140. Finally, pursuant to Rules 11(a)(4) and 11(f) of the Rules for Judicial-Conduct and Judicial-Disability Procedings, a special committee should be appointe inve mate this misconduct.

Trent McCotter
Acting Deputy Attorney General

Stanley Woodward Jr.
Associate Attorney General
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Jellybox Studio @jellybox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UMBERT ACTUALLY! EP 8!!! Why are Queer cartoon characters censored?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe time for those who don't experience this directly to return to this thread (which I posted when PTSD was being weaponized to relieve Graham Platner of responsibility for his actions).
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Nancy Reagan's Throat Double @c3nric.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bitch who the fuck asked for this shit???
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In 1988, California banned public financing of elections — one of the best methods to counter the power of Big Money. Voters can restore it this November by voting YES on Prop 4. Watch.
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok so this is bad and it looks seriously bad, but as someone who frequently has to search for tweets on google, this is unfortunately very normal for their SEO. they often pull the replies and make it appear as the account itself is tweeting it until you click through
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Fox News agrees to host a debate between me and Ken Paxton — because the people of Texas deserve it. They're just waiting on Paxton to agree. Ball's in your court, Ken.
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
شاہد بازی has some intelligent disagreement with me, and I always like intelligent disagreement. Go ahead and read them and see what you think.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to watch this amazing pro-trans Yakuza action flik, GOOD NEWS! It's on the Internet Archive! archive.org/details/the-...
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The Clan's Heir Is A Trans Woman
The head of the Tatsumi family falls ill and dies after requesting that his son, who disappeared 15 years ago, takes over. The Tatsumi family, including the young head Ryu, decides to search for his s...
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
A figure stands in a barren landscape; reaches for the lever on a large, eccentric contraption covered in wires, pipes, dials and buttons; looks over towards two figures inside a bunker and says:

"'Trust me, it's safe' would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't saying it from inside a concrete bunker."
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Praise the Lord!
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An angel in heaven reports to God on the clouds. "Heavenly Father, the humans have started being intimate for fun." Panel 2: "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." Panel 3: God considers. "Hmm... Not gonna lie..." Panel 4: God admits, "It does turn me on a bit."
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
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Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do not under any circumstances welcome-to-the-revolution this woman, but even a stopped clock
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In two weeks, Russell Brand goes on trial in the UK on rape and sexual assault charges in cases involving six women. Tomorrow in DC, he's appearing at a MAHA gathering to 'moderate' a discussion with Dr Oz about medicare and medicaid. What the hell?
1:55 to 2:25 pm Reforms at CMS

Chris Klomp Chief Counselor HHS

Mehmet Oz, Administrator CMS

Moderated by Russell BRand, comedian and brodcaster
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Kate Mulgrew @thekatemulgrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ethel Kennedy was fearless, funny, and utterly unstoppable, and I was lucky enough to call her my friend. In ETHEL KENNEDY, Kerry Kennedy has written her mom's life story with such love, and I’m so honored to narrate the audiobook. ETHEL KENNEDY is available for preorder - out on October 13!
Cover and audio book art for "Ethel Kennedy: The Extraordinary Life & Bold Legacy" by Kerry Kennedy, on sale October 13 2026 and available for pre-order nowKate Mulgrew and Ethel Kennedy in conversation
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He hates it
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Author Simulator. My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Author Simulator 

Level 1: Get to desk and begin! (Platform video game-style image of an author jumping from a block onto  a cloud with desk and computer) Result: success!

Level 2: Press on despite distractions! (Author typing as the desk/clod moves past a ghost and a spider) ) Result: success!

Level 3: Deliver manuscript to editor! (Author jumping over fire pit onto platform where editor waits) Result: success!

Level 4: Accept minor criticism! (Author lying ded in fronto of editors desk) Result: better luck next time!

Along the bottom are controls for:
 Left right jump crouch read write nap coffee
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spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
honestly my favorite collective music moment of the last 20 years was when everybody was incandescent with rage at being involuntarily given a free U2 album
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man at a bar tells Slutty Witch, "You really need to find God." Panel 2: She looks irritated. "I do?" Panel 3: Slutty Witch walks through a dark forest at night, glowing eyes watching from the bushes. Panel 4: She sits on a log beside a massive pagan forest deity with antlers and a long beard who says, "I think you're doing great."
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Amy Rae Hill @amyraehill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cassiopeia A, always getting her picture taken, stunning in green and orange or purple and gold #sciart
Tea set featuring Cassiopeia A, JWST's MIRI image on the teapot and the Hubble image on the mug. Two cats with helmets float on the teapot. Tea set featuring Cassiopeia A, JWST's MIRI image on the teapot and the Hubble image on the mug. Two cats with helmets float on the teapot. Top of teapot.Tea set featuring Cassiopeia A, JWST's MIRI image on the teapot and the Hubble image on the mug. Two cats with helmets float on the teapot. Mug detail.Tea set featuring Cassiopeia A, JWST's MIRI image on the teapot and the Hubble image on the mug. Two cats with helmets float on the teapot. Cat detail.
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