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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I saw someone shared a picture of a doughnut from Beiler’s and the bag is under it and folded so it just says “Eat More Hole”. 😆

A glazed Beiler’s doughnut on a paper bag. The paper bag has text on it, the bag is folded in such a way that it just reads “Eat More Hole”.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me, when the Christmas decorations come out too early.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is Newt the old white guy DEI hire? I don’t understand.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m at the nuke factory. I’m at the drug factory. I’m at the combination nuke and drug factory.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That explains all the vacant stares I’ve been getting all year. *stares off in middle distance*

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Clip Art > Science > Failure > Cute My latest @newscientist.com cartoon.

Title:
Clip art > science > failure > cute

Image:
A series of science-related items (glassware, robots, fires, scientists) with smiley faces labelled this:

fire_small.jpg
graph_error.jpg
cracked_glassware.jpg
sad_at_desk.jpg
fire_medium.jpg
broken_robot.jpg
disproved_theory.jpg
fire_huge.jpg
sad_on_floor
toxic_cloud.jpg
rejected_paper.jpg

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm just happy to be contributing to the internet

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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 01/10/2026

Tennessee's last botched execution was way back in [checks notes] May. "Mark Fowler, the doctor who was involved in Carruthers’ attempted execution, also oversaw Pike’s — at this time — attempted death sentence."

wsmv.com

Doctor involved in Tony Carruthers’ botched execution administered Christa Pike’s lethal injection — and she’s still alive

Ihnen confirmed the team is filing a motion to stay the execution, the latest in a back-and-forth over the “Jobs Corps Murder” convict’s execution.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the social media ideal is firing off three to five borderline nonsense posts before closing the app and taking a 2 hour nap

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Topped by testosterone cowboys… hmm.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Zuckerberg in the background: “Jesus Christ, would you look at the time!”

A picture of Jesus with a clock on it. Jesus is looking at the clock.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Coming to terms with Musk is actually Evil Gru.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

JJ, we barely knew thee…

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Friend Onion blessings on you today.

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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your regularly scheduled programming will return tomorrow in its usual time slot. We apologize for the interruption and will punish those responsible.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They’ve played it at least thrice during the Vikings-Tampa game. Two things: 1. Trump looks like shit. 2. It’s beyond pathetic.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Elephant. Big loads pffff. 🐘

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Clay Ranck @clayranck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

evergreen

OPINION
MICHELLE GOLDBERG
We Should All Know Less About Each Other
Nov. 1, 2021

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MORE. BAD. ART. Give me your worst.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We would do well to realize that a large portion of the population love pantomime. The voters, they crave theatrics.

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

theyre saying choosin jerry is the most popular social media move of the year

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Trump commercial with the choir singing “🎶 Love me, love me, love me 🎶” is the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen. Sheesh. Big loser energy. People are calling him the most desperate man in history.

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Boss Buuh, Bass JAAA

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everyone knows business coffee is hot coffee.

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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

stunning evil creature

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

$4.20 gas, $6.70 diesel let’s gooooo!

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Beyond two parking tickets for not moving his vehicle during snowstorms, Abdullah has no criminal record in Minnesota and was working legally as a mechanic while his asylum application was pending. He arrived in the United States in early 2023.”

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Will ☕️ @wmjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m ready for my interview.