Sign in

Internet Wizard

@wizardposts.bsky.social
25 followers 18 following 17 posts

🔮🧙🏼🪄 Wise are the ways of the wizard, if wizardly are his ways.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Internet Wizard
actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
23 Sep 2026
Heathcliff, who has put on his robe and wizard hat, stands in the Nutmeg family backyard, levitating a rake with his magic wand and making it take up a pile of leaves. Grandpa Nutmeg, impressed, talks to his neighbor raking the old-fashioned way, and says "I usually frown on his wizardry."
3453110
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
527966
Reposted by Internet Wizard
J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Installer. Secret Panel HERE 🧙‍♂️ tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/09/the-installer
102655382
Reposted by Internet Wizard
J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
274323614
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
0580136
Reposted by Internet Wizard
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
105153663093
Reposted by Internet Wizard
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is walking down a wooded riverbank when he passes a mysterious person in a hooded tunic. The mysterious person is holding a lute-like string instrument and is sitting on a tree stump in front of the instrument’s open case in the ground, like a street busker. The mysterious busker calls to the passerby, “traveler… let me play you a song from another time…” Panel 2: in a psychedelic display, the busker reveals to the man all the beautiful and horrible truths of the universe through a mystical song. The traveler seems overcome with a feeling of awe. Panel 3: the man tosses a dollar into the open instrument case. The busker says, “one dollar? Seriously?” The man, returning his wallet to his pocket, says, “dude— I’m not giving you my twenty.”
173177443
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The wish granter
32992701
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Its been over a month and I'm still thinking about this
702623535
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Dr. RGST: The Cultural Historian @drrgst.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The Time Traveler by Roy G. Krenkel
010919
Reposted by Internet Wizard
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple is standing in the bathroom in front of the mirror. The girl, with a towel wrapped around her hair, says to the guy, “try my new face wash. It’s cross-dimensional.” She dispenses some of the soap into his hand. Panel 2: the guy is washing his face with the face soap, splashing himself with water. The girl continues from off-panel, “oh— but don’t get it in your eyes.” Panel 3: the guy has opened his eyes, and is bearing witness to all the beauty, all the horror, all the terrific and terrifying color and sounds of this world and other worlds, melting together.
294536503
Reposted by Internet Wizard
🐢 bob 📼 @bobvids.com · 19/05/2026
am i playing monster hunter right
it's jon arbuckle and garfield in monster hunter wilds. that's it that's the image
6839341000
Reposted by Internet Wizard
𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 03/05/2026
Art by • Pedro G. Ferreira
133659
Reposted by Internet Wizard
hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This could be business casual if we even gave a shit
A bejeweled suit with a cape with pink lining
15968191521
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Æryn @pedrotheoctopus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
*at the dwarven pawn shop* "I'm interested but let me make a call to a buddy of mine who's a 12th level Abjurer, and have him take a look at this. I can't tell if this is enchanted or just has a bunch of glowing moss on it."
221
Reposted by Internet Wizard
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
bet it's a bit embarrassing for wizards when they put in their first custom robe order. guy keeps asking if you're sure about those sleeve measurements
415414
Reposted by Internet Wizard
70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This Les Edwards album cover for Stormkeep’s 'Tales Of Othertime' is from 2021
A figure with a cloak and staff stands in a snowy mountain pass, looking up at a gothic castle in a lightning storm with a drawbridge guarded by a two-headed dragon and a single tower window lit with an eerie green light.
215131
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Rise Up (From the Grave) Comus @riseupcomus.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I have said before and will say again that it is such a loss that we no longer get covers of this caliber for fantasy books. This art is by Jean-Léon Huens. These covers are for the Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander. They lit my imagination on fire as a kid.
Young man in a red tunic bearing a sword surrounded by armed glassy-eyed monstersA red robed horseman with a skull face and stag's antlers rides through the forest, the horse rearing back, a shaft of light falling onto the sceneA red haired woman in a red dress and a boy in a blue doublet stand in front of a huge black cauldron. In the foreground, three cackling hags. A boy in a blue tunic with a dagger tries to get a sword away from a giant orange cat
471693403
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
"Of course I understand time magic! I promise I won't do anything to change the timeline." The timeline after I come back from the past:
000
Reposted by Internet Wizard
ben driscoll @daisyowl.com · 24/11/2025
maybe i am going insane
154179873833
Reposted by Internet Wizard
videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
merlin software, print ad, imagery (1984) archive.org/details/Comp...
a wizard with a point hat, long thick white beard, is sitting in a chair, hold a joystick, looking kinda immersed but also kinda evil. an owl is perched on the upper edge of his chair. a cat is peaking out from behind the chair. behind him is some darkness, a window, a book case with a candle and a skull on it (and books).
text font:
relax with a merlin game!
8318104
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Elof Jorkelstrøm @jorkelstrom.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Cursed Katten Gustaf-söndag LETS FUCKING GO
A hideously grotesque Garfield the cat in all his slobby glory
5357
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Remember touching grass can help restore your mana 🧙🏼
031
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Should your local wizard or witch be unavailable, prophecy may be dispensed by the wizbot. Make sure you have ancient Sumerian coins, we haven't figured out how to get him to take quarters yet. 🧙🏼
000
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Every week begins with a quest to find my motivation. 🧙🏼
000
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Mark Jarrell @markjarrellart.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Conjuration sketch
08718
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
FOR SALE: WIZARD TOWER, GENTLY USED. 1 bedroom, 2 bath, 4 studies. Built in orb pondering station. Built 800. On a secluded coastline at the intersection of arcane leylines. Price negotiable. Looking to sell fast. No reason.
101
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Currently performing a foul conjuration (Posting online). 🧙🏼
011
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I was casting a polymorph spell and something went wrong. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know
010
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Elof Jorkelstrøm @jorkelstrom.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Image macro of a sign at a flume ride-style roller coaster. The sign features a sopping wet but very entertained-looking wizard, with the text "Expect to get wet on this ride."
The caption reads "when she asks to see your meme collection"
0103
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Ponderous times require ponderous habits...
000
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
035453
Reposted by Internet Wizard
ZoranTheWizard @zoranthewizard.com · 09/01/2025
210116
Reposted by Internet Wizard
Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
New spell: Zuckerberg’s snare of lies Target an unlimited number of creatures. Drain their vitality & replace their innermost secrets with small doses of dopamine - lulls targets into false sense of security allowing the caster to gorge on the souls of the masses and discard targets as empty husks.
121
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Back at it. New tower who dis?
031
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
Don't make the same mistake! Let your court wizards experiment on peasants! 🧙‍♂️🪄🔮
081
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Wizard weekend plans. 🧙‍♂️🪄
031
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
To the owner of a mechanical hell crawler in the barren wastes of Nærez-toth, you're double parked. Please remedy this or your tower will be towed.
021
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
WIZARD NEWS: The high wizard council is considering reclassifying "bestow obscure fetish" as a banned curse. 🧙‍♂️
000
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 04/01/2024
Now is the time. Wizard Wednesday
062