Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 01/12/2025"Of course I understand time magic! I promise I won't do anything to change the timeline." The timeline after I come back from the past: 000
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Remember touching grass can help restore your mana 🧙🏼 031
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Should your local wizard or witch be unavailable, prophecy may be dispensed by the wizbot. Make sure you have ancient Sumerian coins, we haven't figured out how to get him to take quarters yet. 🧙🏼 000
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Every week begins with a quest to find my motivation. 🧙🏼 000
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I have been advised by my arcane counsel that I am obligated by magical law to inform you that it is infested by these fuckers. I do not know how to get rid of them 001
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Currently performing a foul conjuration (Posting online). 🧙🏼 011
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I was casting a polymorph spell and something went wrong. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know 010
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 14/01/2024Don't make the same mistake! Let your court wizards experiment on peasants! 🧙♂️🪄🔮 081
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2024To the owner of a mechanical hell crawler in the barren wastes of Nærez-toth, you're double parked. Please remedy this or your tower will be towed. 021
Internet Wizard @wizardposts.bsky.social · 04/01/2024WIZARD NEWS: The high wizard council is considering reclassifying "bestow obscure fetish" as a banned curse. 🧙♂️ 000