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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Enchanted a common tome to predict the future. It’s called the Al-Ma-Nac. The locals think it’s miraculous. I call it Wednesday. #Wizard #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Throughout my travels across Oosa, I have heard many tales of questionable decisions made by this scrupulous Potentate - he would do well to seek counsel from a #wizard #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

But is it sturdy enough to burn Phoenix feathers or Lava Mephit hearts? Asking for a friend… #Wizard #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

The Oosa folk still debate if I’m a #wizard or merely ‘eccentric.’ I say: conjure three moons in the sky then let them decide! #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Northern Oosa is littered with signs reading ‘No Trespassing.’ I assume they’re warding glyphs. Naturally, I ignored them. Wizards are immune to petty warnings… usually. #Wizard #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

My minions requested a spell to banish laundry chores. Alas, I’m still working on it. For now, they must rely on the ancient magic of ‘Soap and Scrub. #Wizard #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Once again legal has advised me to inform you that I do in-fact have an ‘alibi’ for the last 160,000 years — and that I am in now way responsible for any apocalyptic death comet hurling towards your planet. #wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Aahh! One of the fortunate sons… well met fellow #Wizard!

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

A major change, transition or transformation… I like to call that “Tuesday” — Nice try Death, nice try. #wizardposting #Tarot

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I assure you (as my legal team has insisted) that I am in no way responsible for and therefore cannot be held liable for any of the aforementioned “alleged” “Curses” and or “Rituals” or the unfortunate resulting outcomes thereof. #Wizard #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly — and would add that magic is not simply just a foot, but our hands minds, voices and even our very souls! 🧙‍♂️😆

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I don’t know how it works here, but back in my realm if two #Wizards are intimate in any way, their very essence begins to co-mingle — creating a sort of mega-wizard, and nobody wants that! #wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

This sounds very interesting. I have so many questions. However, one thought does come immediately to the forefront of my mind — Dinosaurs can’t be Wizards… mostly because they’re all dead!

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Northern Oosa is cold. Crafted a warming spell… accidentally set my cloak on fire. The minions now call me Cotton the Conflagrator. #Wizard #Wizardposting #Minnesota

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Day 78 in Oosa: The people here worship a mysterious entity called ‘Wi-Fi.’ I suspect it’s some manner of arcane beacon. Investigating further. #Wizard #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I assure you there is no such thing as a foul conjuration, only foul intentions.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I passed through a village where the people speak of a mythical figure named ‘Paul Bunyan.’ A giant lumberjack? Clearly a cryptid. Must investigate. #Wizardposting #Wizard #Cryptid

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

The Lovers reversed can also indicate that you are avoiding responsibility for your actions — however my actions are always magnificent! So why should I not claim responsibility? Harrumph! #Wizardposting #Tarot

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

In my travels I have discovered that Oosa’s roads stretch endlessly, yet all lead to the same place — a mystical outpost called ‘Wal-Mart.’ I sense eldritch energy within… and bargains. #Wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Astounding! I had a brief trist with Prof. Horsehead Nebula back in wizarding college… It amazes me, the things that connect and transcend worlds. Almost makes me miss home. Almost #Wizardposting

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Dale Ivan Smith @daleivan.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

The Horsehead Nebula, part of the much larger Orion molecular cloud, as imaged by my Seestar, and unfortunately photobombed by a satellite near the end of the 90 minute image stack. The Horsehead was discovered by Williamina Flanagan, working at Harvard, in 1888 #astronomy #astrophotography

The black nebula of the famous Horsehead Nebula, with the greater molecular cloud to the right.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Beware the enchanted winds of Wisc-on-Sin. They whisper secrets to the trees… and demands for cheese to weary travelers like me.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

It’s just about lunchtime - I’ve been know to dabble in the ancient art of Pastamancy. Perhaps I shall conjure up a plate of leftovers. #wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I find the strange magic practices of this land to be quite fascinating - I have started a new entry in my tome dedicated to this art of Bitchcraft. I think it shall prove a very useful resource indeed!

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Tell me about it! I crafted a divination spell to glimpse the future. Saw myself in a tavern, surrounded by minions. Either destiny favors me… or I need a drink.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Note to self: Never attempt Feline Conjuration indoors. The tower now overflows with whiskers and attitude.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Beware the enchanted winds of Wisc-on-Sin. They whisper secrets to the trees… and demands for cheese to weary travelers like me.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I am doomed to wander the Northern region of this land I believe is called Am-Erica.. specifically a coalition of feudal states the locals refer to colloquially as Oosa. I shall endeavor to meet this leader, “Erica”, perhaps she can point the way back to my realm.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I accidentally created one of these in my laboratory once. He is called Geoff and is a dab hand at keeping rodents out of the tower. Also, Geoff makes for a surprisingly comfortable pillow.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

While I find that randomly pulling an Axe Beak from a magic bag of tricks can be situationally useful, if not amusing, this little gadget would prove to be far more safe and rewarding!

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

I would like to be publicly recognized for my tremendous displays of humility - although I will admit you’d be hard pressed to find any Wizard in the realms that could match my magnificence.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Good night @bsky.app people #wizards #witches and #weirdos I shall return tomorrow with new spells and fresh memes. Until then remember, Cast Harder Comrades! #wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

The whole world is falling apart and I’m over here just tryin to do wizard shit. #wizardmemes #wizards #wizardposting

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

New spell: Zuckerberg’s snare of lies Target an unlimited number of creatures. Drain their vitality & replace their innermost secrets with small doses of dopamine - lulls targets into false sense of security allowing the caster to gorge on the souls of the masses and discard targets as empty husks.

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Cotton the Conjurer @conjurercotton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025