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Edouard Machery @edouardmachery.bsky.social · 14h
you can't make that up! I am so ashamed to be american.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 13h
After Princeton ditched her, McGill scooped her up and she taught there from 1988-2002, proving again that McGill is, as Heated Rivalry said, "a really good school."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 13h
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 12h
An image of the Inquisitor and Josephine at the Exalted Council in Dragon Age Inquisition: Trespasser. The text reads, "The good news is nothing matters. The bad news is I still have to attend meetings about it."
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
⚾️ Jake Bauers of the Milwaukee Brewers says he decided not to retire because his wife was pregnant and they needed health insurance. In the richest country in the world. It doesn’t have to be like this. #MedicareForAllNOW
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Many, many people are surprised to learn" this principally because it isn't true. Montesquieu is cited more times (11) in more essays (4) than Plutarch (3, 3). Heck, the Abbé de Mably is cited as often as Plutarch. And what do citations even tell us? Locke isn't cited at all...
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can personally vouch for most of these, especially and particularly Latin, Greek, German, French and Spanish. 😩
what studying languages is like

 latin: words like 'yes' and 'no' aren't important. memorize these 3000 different ways to talk about killing people though because you will use them

greek: hello naughty students it's participle time

egyptian: ancient pictionary

 french: pronouncing every letter is for chumps

german: let's combine every other word together to create the ULTIMATEFRANKENWORD

mandarin: lol whats a verb tense

spanish: LOL WHAT ISN'T A VERB TENSE 

english: welcome to hell
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
please give me the democratic party of republican fearmongering, part one million
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
However good you think this is going to be, it’s better. Steve just has Alito dead to rights.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Stephen Spaulding @stevespaulding.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Majority Leader John Thune already said earlier this summer that the Senate would jam through a successor in the lame duck if the Senate flips and a justice retires.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local merchant princes attempt to bribe theologians and the Pope’s advisors so the Pope will issue a favorable proclaimation”
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Folks look at you like you're crazy when you say we're in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in American history, & then it's Friday.
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p'ting BOO 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 27/09/2026
me on casualty:
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
I think it is very important that Big Balls, personally, goes to jail there are a lot of young goons who think they are invincible and it is important to make it clear that they are not
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will prove that having an orgy on the top floor of the Circle tower every full moon is better than diplomacy.
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
An image of Manfred with Rook and Emmrich. The text reads: 

"Every friend group has a corpse in it. If you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse."
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 18/09/2026
Never forget that for many of these tech billionaire creeps, "disrupt" has always just meant "break the fucking law."
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A thunderstorm enhances the reading experience by at least 52%.
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 18/09/2026
“Parliament had turned over its constitutional authority to Hitler and thereby committed suicide, though its body lingered on in an embalmed state.” Shirer, William L. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich (p. 331)
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Ranch hand hardwood 👻🎃🦇 @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Psychics doing a reading:
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Canada reached a trade agreement with us, the President blew it up for no reason while threatening to annex them, and Congress didn't do squat about either. It sucks, it's objectively bad for America, but WaPo is outright lying that "spite" is driving Canada's policy. It's the only rational choice.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The next reconstruction: - Expand the House to 700 Seats - Use MMP to create a multi-party system with PR - Use RCV for US Senate elections - End the filibuster + add DC - Limit the power of the Supreme Court - Expand the court to 13 Justices - Term limits and ethics rules for the court
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hell yeah
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m on a quiz show that only tapes 46 days a year and even I think this schedule is a little light.
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
writing a paragraph this stupid is a great way to get St James, the patron saint of the vast pilgrimage economy of the Middle Ages, mad at u
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026
shit like this is why i say the press are a bunch of chickenshits. "oh they yelled at us so we just dumped it on youtube" you fucking cowards, air it anyways and dare them to sue you then put the threats in the court record. air a title card saying "THE US GOVERNMENT ORDERED THIS NOT AIR", come on
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another high profile resignation from leading AI company Anthropic. This is the warning to the world he wrote this evening on Twitter. "The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade."
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Just Joshua @noshayminthat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
10/10 no notes.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is insane. And I have to imagine it’s wildly illegal.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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Bobert @bobertonbluesky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I mean, at this point, future historians will have to conclude that Trvmp sacked and laid waste to DC. It certainly fucking feels like it.
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leemarvinoswald.bsky.social @leemarvinoswald.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"...the legacy media’s obsession w/ Hillary Clinton’s emails created the false impression that, between her and Donald Trump, she was most corrupt...It almost certainly cost her the election. It may yet cost us constitutional democracy." More succinctly put, "Sorry, it’s bullshit."
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had bet the court would rule east wing demolition and ballroom construction were illegal only after it was too late, purporting to preempt a Dem president from tearing down the ballroom in 2029. Now a new possibility: nobody has standing to sue in 2026; Trump has standing to sue in 2029.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Republicans don’t need to distance themselves from the neo-Nazi who owns a child porn machine, was in the government and spends millions on elections. Democrats need to distance themselves from the streamer who sometimes endorses Democrats. Makes sense!
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
newrepublic.com/post/214770/...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/08/2026
it is in fact just the media, which has devoted more attention to this than it has to the fact that multiple republican lawmakers are dealing with “we hired nazis” scandals and that the “we hired nazis” problem extends to the white house
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Not a Moderate Democrat @gottastory.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am here for THIS!
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Daily Mothra ʚïɞ @dailymothra.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Rebirth of Mothra" (1996)
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Stephanie Carvin @stephaniecarvin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wake up, babe. The Prime Minister just dropped “hydronym”.
The name Lake Ontario comes from the Wendat word Ontari’io, which, appropriately, means “the lake is beautiful, the lake is big”.

The name is more than 400 years old, predating both the Confederation of Canada and the Declaration of Independence of the United States of America.

We know that America is changing. Their trading relationships, their foreign policies, their national monuments, their hydronyms. 

Canadians also know that naming reality means calling it Lake Ontario – then, now and always.
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Liberator_hen @lisatea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky.
Text:
"Do you have a magic spell to return someone to life?" she said. 
"No," the witch said,"I'm sorry."
"Oh."
"Why don't you tell me about them?"
"Will that bring them back?"
"For us. For a little while.  Stories are a different kind of magic. "
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Is he... ya know 🫳
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Imagine being so hated that every single time someone famous dies there are millions of people mourning the fact that it wasn't you.
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𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 @bheanilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So called “tolerant” liberals not so tolerant of fascism, much to think about
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A state grand jury found the DeSantis admin "misappropriated" taxpayer money when it diverted $10 million from a Medicaid settlement into the Hope Florida Foundation, arguing the transfer was "part of a sophisticated scheme to fund political activities," according to the sealed grand jury report.
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Grand jury finds DeSantis administration "misappropriated" $10 million in taxpayer money to Hope Florida
A Florida grand jury found the DeSantis administration misappropriated $10 million in taxpayer money for political purposes.
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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Shhh
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Wendell Albright @wendella.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
damn straight "Roberts is antidemocratic to his core, and he’s been happy to help Trump hasten the death of the constitutional order. He should be forever reviled for it"
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