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So now there’s a possibility that the x rays are janky, my tooth roots are weird and they just look infected because they’re normally fucked up looking 🤷🏻‍♂️. Maybe I don’t need a tooth pulled/root canal operation

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Would you guys still like me if I got all my teeth pulled so I don’t have to deal with dental shit ever again?

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I knew I smelled a root canal the minute I walked into this place

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Parents are getting here the day of my package getting delivered instead of before meaning they’re going to see the package as I let them in my apartment. Really hoping it’s discrete packaging cause I don’t think they’ll believe it’s a part of a Halloween costume

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Sweaty Man Under Pressure

Alt: Sweaty Man Under Pressure

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can’t wait to break in the first package that got delivered today!!!

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Realizing that I’ve procrastinated cleaning so I’m gonna have to stress clean tn and tomorrow before my parents get here

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Spongebob Squarepants' Spring Cleaning Chaos

Alt: Spongebob Squarepants' Spring Cleaning Chaos

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It being 68° was false fall!! I should’ve known better cause it’s 94° out and I’m miserable again

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hate calling to make appointments for myself. Feels like nails on a chalkboard tbh

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I walked outside to me case so I could leave to work and almost cried. IT WAS 68° OUT!!!!

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love how I’ve felt fat as fuck all day and have been complaining about how I need to workout more and stop eating so much the entire week, but now I’m thinking about how good brownie batter box sounds

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

2 pairs of underwear used by 2 different loads. Thank you bloomf 🫡

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why do I always get the best inspo for nude pics when I’m sexting

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Honestly might just edge the rest of the evening scrolling through bloomfs media tab

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 Easily one of the top 3 albums that altered my brain chemistry so far in life

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

no cheating share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll

Picture on top of a ridge from the Arbuckle mountains where a fire was that we were inspecting for traces of heat

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wondering if I’m actually going to like what I ordered or if I’m going to put it on and bury it in my closet

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea

Snorlax with lip filler, lashes, eye shadow, and a leopard pink thong

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m never beating the horny allegations at work

Me lifting up my shirt while my pants are down to reveal me in briefs

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like I haven’t been living up to my potential of flirting with bloomfs on this app enough

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Still thinking of that one bloomf way back when that told me I use gifs like a 50 year old

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

First time wearing briefs to work today and idk about this. I can feel my work pants more than I’m used to

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The face after dropping off the kids for the rest of the night

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The band is playing across the street at the football stadium and I’m going to try to time me busting a load in a guy for when the canon goes off during a touchdown later

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My one dream in life to experience but I’d also be a shy anxious weirdo, get overstimulated, and leave

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I decided on chores cause I have someone coming over for cardio in a bit

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have dilemma. Do I jork it or do I get some chores done before I go walk/run at the park in a bit….

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My biggest regret this week so far is waking up to the sound of thunder and light rain, and still going into work

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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dumplings, rt if you agree

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Istg if I wake up to my face being in a pool of blood again tn

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What are my body-count vibes? I’m scared to hear this

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just found out that my parents are staying the night in my apartment cause all the hotels around me are too expensive for one night next week so now I have to stress clean everything in my apartment the next couple days and hide all my shit somehow 🥴.

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I convinced my coworkers to try pho for the first time eheheheheheheheh

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thank god my aunt is basically a dentist and is telling me what to do till I can get a dentist appointment scheduled. The good news is that she didn’t tell me to immediately go to a hospital 😅

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The pain I’m feeling is chronic but at least this dick is iconic. Or some shit Idfk #fcf

Me naked holding a boner with my hand in front of a mirror

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Deciduous Hardwood @midwestguy185.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Welp, dentist is closed on Fridays so I guess I have to deal with this shit till possibly Monday 😭🫠

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