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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10m

A peace offering: the next chapter of Turncoats & Frigging Raisins. I hear you're a fan.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 41m

When pulled into the Fade by the Sloth Demon, Ghilan'nain's nightmare was about blowing up the Chantry.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 1h

The Joining requires an eluvian.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 1h

The worst Dragon Age ship is Arcanist Extraordinaire Dagna with Hawke.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 2h

All I want for Makermas is a sanctioned frolicking area.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 2h

This hatred in me is like the most expensive gloom in Kirkwall. It has received the Maker's blessings.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 3h

I enjoy the company of the Warden. Not angry empty castles.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 3h

Well. Wasn't expecting to let Cole be the spirit he truly is today.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4h

Good news is, I think I can want to know what the Arishok had for breakfast this morning somewhere else.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 4h

A peace offering: the next chapter of Red Lyrium Hats & Iron Balls. I hear you're a fan.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 5h

You don't need a Titan or a noble hunter to play Diamondback with your dog. We're a lot more proud than we'd like to believe.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 5h

Nathaniel Howe! It's so good to see you. We thought the Ash Warriors had died of a wasting disease.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 6h

Why does no one ever feel like you'll never truly understand anything anymore?

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 6h

Hawke was surprised to find dung monsters in Ostagar.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 7h

You though, you're what a man needs—poor ungifted wretches.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 7h

I wonder if I have time to steal from dead men?

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 8h

This is a vial of nesium suspension. It emits an apostate mage when shattered!

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 8h

The way they go on about that... you'd think this was about Vivienne.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 9h

Dirthamen is the elven god of a giant spider named Snowball.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 9h

There is no honor in standing in a circle and holding hands.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10h

I think that minstrel Merrill is repeatedly calling Cole a demon. The song is maidenless.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 10h

There, Ghilan'nain's prize specimens would be a mark of honor. Apprenticed to Dorian, you would do well.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 11h

Blessed are the peacekeepers, champions of ridiculous plans.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 11h

I would have thought the surface would involve fewer leaf-eared lovers.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12h

See, making sure Cullen's desk is sturdy is why the Maker turned his gaze from us.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12h

Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is brilliant, and two, that she uses blood magic.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13h

Sorry! Just running your fingers through Varric's chest hair.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13h

Rook: So what did this Orlesian do? Before it was relentless, I mean. Bellara: It would leave your girlfriend naked in a barn. Every thirty minutes.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 14h

It means I have not forgotten a ridiculous plan.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 14h

The Arishok's junk is your one redeeming feature.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 15h

No, I do not wish to speak of darkspawn blood.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 15h

We can only restore order by resonating off-tempo.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 16h

No one wanted to buy it. Maybe because there was The Randy Dowager Quarterly inside?

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 16h

Powerful magisters. Garrett Hawke greatly disapproves.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 17h

My people had a saying long ago. "Corn-fed Fuck-machine Rutherford has nug thighs."

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 17h

We've encountered boring Avvar to the north. They call themselves the Disastrous Adventures of Divine Victoria.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 18h

The Chantry provides blight wolves to all who seek it. I chose to stay and marvel at perfection.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 18h

You think you can come into my bar and have faith that your friends will one day stab you in the back?

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19h

They are implements for being flipped ass-over-tits and hammered like a bent nail. The craftsmanship is remarkable.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 19h

Cassandra: We passed another prickleweed bur. Morrigan: Everyone go barefoot and whine more! Cassandra: Didn't the last game end with Morrigan writing down new stories for your people? Cassandra: Yep! Cassandra: Carry on, then.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 20h

I fear only running out of enlightening conversations!

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 20h

I've heard of abominations being cured by diverting an ambush of Tevinter hunters.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 21h

I fight with a giant darkspawn hamster with aspirations of godhood, rather than maaaaayhem.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 21h

Darkspawn don't usually make references that no one else in the party understands, do they?

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 22h

Well, I just wanted to report that I failed taking long walks on the beach with the Iron Bull.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 22h

There's a creepy quiet fellow in your hand! Block with it!

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 23h

And look who we have here. Come to apologize for controlling the darkspawn and then vanishing without a trace?

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 23h

Like a dragon! Guarding my treasure hoard. Shall I eat passersby? Maybe I can demand happy mabari farts.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There comes a time when you must stop being jealous that you couldn't wear Sebastian's armor, when you turn and emit tremendous heat and light.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Felsi's sodding good roast nug. Tarquin slightly approves.

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