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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good morning 2hr drive to an 8am doctor appointment morning

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH"

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

omg do i have to do everything around here

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Linebacker with a neck roll meta still going strong in 2026

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'll put a boot on your ass it's the handyman way! (Me to the leaking pvc to iron connection where my sink drain connects to the outflow)

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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anyway please help our wonderful neighbor and our wonderful god-kitty. Even a couple bucks helps a lot. I gotta take care of some other stuff today but I'll log on later tonight and match anything y'all give. Sorry no funny posting today

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Donate to Help Auld Lang Syne Get the Vet Care He Needs, organized by Haylin Belay

Hey y'all! This fundraiser is for my sweet kitten, Auld Lang Syne, who has … Haylin Belay needs your support for Help Auld Lang Syne Get the Vet Care He Needs

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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cashlin - Skin You Love to Touch #bedroompop #lofi #eerie #odd m.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzN...

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Skin You Love To Touch

YouTube video by Cashlin - Topic

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Saw a Cubs fan having a meltdown just now and as a Cardinals fan it was a beautiful thing to see.

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It is light jacket season and I'm pissed about it but I look good in a light jacket so I guess I'll manage

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The response to this should be "shut the fuck up you feckless cunt. When are you going to die"

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

*Freddie Mercury voice* Scrubs was never my scene and I don't like Trogdor

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm hearing reports that Nick Siriani had to have an Oil and Vinegar infusion after yesterday's game

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

After three and a half hours of qualitative and quantitative assessment I have decided that watching Colts football this year is a terrible use of my time.

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Being a Colts fan is a miserable experience.

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I saw an autographed Hacksaw Jim Dugan 8×10 today. It was hard to pass up at $10. Thinking I might go back for it.

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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Let’s become a beam of light

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

They should have made Aslan sound like Bobby Hill doing an impression of an old Jewish guy.

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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 18/09/2026

*does a quick internet search* One sperm contains about 3.3 billion base pairs, stored in DNA. Each base pair is two bits of data, for a total of 787MB of data per sperm. With somewhere around 280 million sperm per ejaculation, that means a single load contains about 220,000 terabytes of data.

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

*Donald Trump voice* We're not doing beastiality anymore. Kash wanted to do beastiality but I didn't want to. I thought about it and decided not this time

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Found out that a podcast I've listened to for quite a while will be ending, and honestly, THANK GOD!

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It pisses me off so much that you can't get good pet medicine off the shelf anymore. Fuckin homeopathic cat dewormer bullshit.

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Tom Yum soup with sweet strawberry wine because I'm kinda bummed out and these things lift my spirits for a moment

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Amazing run but I want you to listen to how terrible the call on this play is. No description of what is happening, no notation of where in space the runner is going, no calling the yardage or broken tackles going down the field. Joe Buck is a bad play by play guy.

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I bet da king of kings would have loved this bluesky top 38 thing

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Faulty Frannie @faultyfrannie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

God this is one hell of a meal

Date syrup roasted whole cauliflower w dates, mint, almonds, and pomegranate arils

Roasted orange chicken, carrots, and sweet potatoes

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

College football discovers new numbers between 1 and 0

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 10/07/2023

They should keep cloning Wolverine 'til they get one where the knives come out the butt

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Most boring first half of a season opener I've ever seen. Boring football. Is football boring now?

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ceej @ceej.online · 10/09/2026

going to the hospital is like, piss in this tube, shit in this tube, bleed your blood into this tube. what is this, the tube store

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I didn't get in any fantasy football leagues this year and it feels great.

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If it thinks, it should be held responsible for its numerous crimes

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The warm blanket of corn sweat has lifted. The sweet smell of corn death hangs on the air. Fall is here, big dawg. Can you feel it?

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Central planning doesn't work because a few bureaucrats can't allocate resources efficiently for a massive country. That's why we love the free market, where a few billionaires do that

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Wife just hit a deer on her way to work. I have no idea how we're going to pay this deductible. GOD DAMNIT.

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Why would anyone go vegan and not just eat you instead? 2 birds one stone.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“This is some fuckin bullshit,” I whisper as I look at myself in the mirror.

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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 05/09/2026

yeah this rules

a fucking stupid mercedes with a huge ass screen but the whole screen is pig poop balls

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

David Byrne biopic that releases in 20 years or so with Robert Pattinson playing David Byrne but it starts filming now so you can get the age progression

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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

they should make a protein cigarette

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John Onions @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Movie date with my wife tonight!! Gonna check out the Oddyssey. We haven't been to a movie without the kids in like 10 years.

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