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John Onions' Ghost

@wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social
1.7K followers 1.1K following 7.2K posts

Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.

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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Donnie darko therapist meme
DD: I got sexually transmitted diarrhea 
Therapist: sexually transmitted diarrhea or e.coli from eating ass?
DD: e.coli from eating ass
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/09/2024
saying "fuck it send" instead of "amen" at the end of every prayer
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RiP Mike Ditka
SNL da bears meme but it says DA AFTERLIFE in honor of Mike Ditka passing away
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donnie darko therapist meme
DD: I got sexually transmitted diarrhea 
Therapist: sexually transmitted diarrhea or e.coli from eating ass?
DD: e.coli from eating ass
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No TV and no beer make homer something something
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We know more about the physical health of professional sports players than we do about our senators and representatives.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same order for me too!
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmfao, I love all of these. Classic Ace Combat blunders.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bus drivers are cool though, so you have that going for you.
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Human doing @pomegranatepie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've found some common ground on the cost of things, getting to why things are expensive for the working class has became even more obstifucated.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some say it's a black hole But this town is the place we call home
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seeing The Copyrights and a bunch of my local area bands tonight!
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tapping the sign
Hank Hill talking to a guy with a guitar in his hand, he is saying "you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock and roll worse"
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Build a Throne of Gourds to sit in while you hand candy out on halloween
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Max, im so sorry. My deepest sympathies go out to you and Amanda. It looks like you gave him a long and magical life.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have found a practical use case for Vontez Burfict
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This post was intentionally left blank
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pack
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pack
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pack
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pack
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so sorry, Max. I'm sure you gave him a wonderful life.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We really needed this rain
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"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#spooky #art
Chalk and charcoal drawing on black paper of a really creepy looking rabbit-ish
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good morning 2hr drive to an 8am doctor appointment morning
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH"
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
omg do i have to do everything around here
a search bar with: swede caroline bork bork bork

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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHEEEESH. That's fun
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some stats transcend the sport that they come from in that way. It's cool to see people perform amazing physical feats.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Insane stat
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Linebacker with a neck roll meta still going strong in 2026
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's Pizza Friday
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll put a boot on your ass it's the handyman way! (Me to the leaking pvc to iron connection where my sink drain connects to the outflow)
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DOG DAMN!
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyway please help our wonderful neighbor and our wonderful god-kitty. Even a couple bucks helps a lot. I gotta take care of some other stuff today but I'll log on later tonight and match anything y'all give. Sorry no funny posting today
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Auld Lang Syne Get the Vet Care He Needs, organized by Haylin Belay
Hey y'all! This fundraiser is for my sweet kitten, Auld Lang Syne, who has … Haylin Belay needs your support for Help Auld Lang Syne Get the Vet Care He Needs
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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cashlin - Skin You Love to Touch #bedroompop #lofi #eerie #odd m.youtube.com/watch?v=RvzN...
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Skin You Love To Touch
YouTube video by Cashlin - Topic
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw a Cubs fan having a meltdown just now and as a Cardinals fan it was a beautiful thing to see.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is light jacket season and I'm pissed about it but I look good in a light jacket so I guess I'll manage
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sure do
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The response to this should be "shut the fuck up you feckless cunt. When are you going to die"
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Two yucks don't make a yum
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cabbage, potatoes, cabbage and potatoes, gumbo.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Freddie Mercury voice* Scrubs was never my scene and I don't like Trogdor
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I'm the only person of my generation who didn't partake in either of these things.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm hearing reports that Nick Siriani had to have an Oil and Vinegar infusion after yesterday's game
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's pretty good, Dave. Probably my favorite Coen bros movie
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After three and a half hours of qualitative and quantitative assessment I have decided that watching Colts football this year is a terrible use of my time.
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John Onions' Ghost @wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They did but they were trying to get into field goal range and leave KC with as little time as possible, they just failed at the getting into range part.
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