Reposted by willow//muteBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 202710683
Reposted by willow//mutelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026wow this dude on youtube really knows the battle of königgrätz... I should trust his recommendation when selecting a VPN 1579649
Reposted by willow//mutetef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown 435561
Reposted by willow//mutelaura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 29/09/2026remember my burger game? its' coming out in TWO DAYS. Go wishlish it and throw me some cash when it's out pls pls store.steampowered.com/news/app/514...store.steampowered.comYou Should Consider Making a Burger EX on SteamHOW HIGH WILL YOU STACK IT? Drop ingredients as high as you can, get powerups, unlock new burgers, that's really all there is to it. 1169
Reposted by willow//muteceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026thank you for putting colors in your game. here is sixty dollars 44817
Reposted by willow//muteLa Femme Makita @eworcharas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Is there anything you want ? I’m doing omline order 3536
Reposted by willow//muteDoc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026More and more annoyed by this nothingburger of a publication, because: - Discovering a random reverse transcriptase isn't really that newsworthy! - They didn't characterize it! They just found a DNA sequence that looks like one! - Bioinformaticists did not need to be told "AI is good at data mining" 613728
willow//mute @willowmute.bsky.social · 22/09/2026love the flock of chickens + goose pair arrangement. ponderous group of dull-eyed enjoyers with two monsters to guard the battlements 010
Reposted by willow//muteAria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 21/09/2026pretending to be a computer so tech/finance ghouls will cloyingly moralize about my human rights 216221
Reposted by willow//mutemichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/12/2025wife forgot to refill my water dish before going on vacation :-( 019833
Reposted by willow//mutemichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/12/2024It rules when my wife uses a length of kitchen twine to tie one of my felt mice to the ceiling fan 011414
Reposted by willow//mutemichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/03/2024i love it when my wife gets a big amazon order because she always cuts holes in the box and lets me use it as a playhouse 19814
Reposted by willow//muteRazzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 23/08/2023remembering the only good post from my old twitter account 011710
Reposted by willow//muteyаna @ghola.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Are you a "calm woman"? Everything you need to know about the calm woman trend taking the internet by storm 026241
Reposted by willow//muteDigital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i bet being clicked on and then ordered to gather berries from a bush feels fucking amazing 413557
Reposted by willow//muteyuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread 1246331728
Reposted by willow//muteyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026in-persona nathan fielder talking to liz holmes has got to be the closest that 2 nominally alive nominally real people can get to recreating the void of meaning of 2 LLM chatbots talking to one another 1349780
willow//mute @willowmute.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i've met Pangur!! they were running the reception desk 020
Reposted by willow//mutemichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/10/2023they call this place bluesky cause you're all such rays of sunshine!!!!! 0445
Reposted by willow//mutebells ! @skelebells.bsky.social · 07/09/2026dead end dot com / regular guy 531150
Reposted by willow//muteElephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction. 131315349
Reposted by willow//mutewillow//mute @willowmute.bsky.social · 07/02/2024bro crossed over the low stone wall between life and death and found his returning steps languid. hes stuck on the hill under the stars that never fade lmaooo 011
willow//mute @willowmute.bsky.social · 25/08/2026just ran to exhaustion to catch the bus home. nothing like pleading with the driver through the windscreen to keep you humble 000
Reposted by willow//muteIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/08/2026If I was in the sea salt business, I would have never have even checked the Himalayas 191355108
Reposted by willow//muteDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam. 7585205
willow//mute @willowmute.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my nap!! what a terrible fate to awake in a country with increased wildfire risk 100
Reposted by willow//mutemichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i was registering myself for swim classes but the window messed up and autopopulated my date of birth as yesterday so it was like "you're a minor! we need parental approval for this. please enter your parent's email address" so i put in my exact same email and approved myself as my own parent 61646
Reposted by willow//mutevideosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Ultimately we are all products of our environment, except for me. I was hatched fully formed when a lightning bolt struck a mysterious egg. 3271122
Reposted by willow//muteJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026new issue of Vizier Monthly is out 5041281201
willow//mute @willowmute.bsky.social · 04/08/2026nothing like spraining your neck to remind you that actually, life could be so much worse 101
Reposted by willow//muteleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026red pikmin should be rinsed and then soaked in warm water for several hours until soft. you can save the water for braising. yellow pikmin are best used for fast, high heat stir-fries. blue pikmin can be served raw after a quick rinse. purple pikmin should be kept intact to slowly absorb seasoning 19854150
Reposted by willow//muteNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778512571
willow//mute @willowmute.bsky.social · 28/07/2026high weald diary's seven sisters. irreplicably good mild sheep's cheese www.highwealddairy.co.uk/product/seve...highwealddairy.co.ukSeven Sisters Cheese - High Weald DairySeven Sisters is a semi-soft matured sheep milk cheese, coated in Hebridean seaweed, which perfectly blends the seaweed saltiness with the nutty ewe milk. 000
Reposted by willow//mutelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please 6186531477
Reposted by willow//muteheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/07/2026[wizard tapping his pockets as we leave the spot] fuck. dude my magicks 120731
Reposted by willow//mutemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward locking in and really taking your problem to the next level 6714224
![post from my old twitter account that reads "been browsing the clown forum" followed by a screenshot of a post from the clown forum, which in turn reads "When I die I want to be buried WITH my clown costume. [bespoke clown emoji] Not in it. I will put it on in heaven."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3f4nho7sqokzf4jkhrltn7kz/bafkreifqpqbwnn6pqw3tzauexedum5dqkizk5ackysupqy4uxatz2aamge)
