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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Logan @bulklogan.bsky.social · 16h
Wendy Carlos in front of a synthesizer with 50 bazillion wires and knobs
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23h
it would be nice if this was accurate but it is not. nothing that even vaguely resembles modern generative AI is possible without mass copyright violation.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13h
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 7h
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 20h
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22h
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if i insert in your pussy
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23h
*The kid has you folded in a deep anal mating press and pounds you out preventing you from stealing anything.
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willow 𓆛𓆜𓆝𓆞𓆟𓆡𓆢 visit cereal.fish @willow.cereal.fish · 15h
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22h
I use this for porn of course, but it's funny blue sky and twitter want to kill each other, hope it gets worse, it's funny
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21h
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
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Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal theonion.com/toddler-scientists-fin…
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026
NEW: Remember when John Oliver opened a church to expose how easy it was to get tax exemptions? This year, ProPublica reporters set out to establish private schools to test if, truly, anyone could open one. We founded two. Here’s how.
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How ProPublica Reporters Became Private School Owners in 24 Hours
The reporting experiment demonstrates how easy it can be to open private schools that might then access public money. No credentials or background checks required.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
is this anything?
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/10/2026
HAPPY WEDNESDAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
it didn't even occur to me that the government might try to execute someone a second time if they torture the person but fail to kill them during a first botched attempt. truly grotesque and a moral stain upon all involved.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this might be my favorite photo in my collection. It's the one I picture being on the cover of a book if I ever make one someday. The light, her face, the way she's supporting the kitten so lovingly. ❤️ No date/info.
black and white photo of a light skinned woman with curly hair wearing a plaid dress, sitting with sunlight coming in from the left. She is holding up a shorthaired tabby kitten.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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airplane display image of plane in flight, it's animated crashed into the ground by mistakeA similar glitched image from different angle
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh.
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Unpacking allegations FCC Chair Brendan Carr was in 'sex trafficking cult'
The organization was an Alcoholics Anonymous group in Washington, D.C. Former members said Carr was part of the group, but wasn't abusive.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dunno if this is a hot take or not but room temperature water is > ice cold water because I can drink it faster
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's Today's Horoscope 
Every sign gets "death is coming"
Except for Sagittarius, which gets "you will see a cute dog"
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
speak of the devil, Whiskey Pete has decided we no longer need anyone to translate and comprehend the voluminous texts that come out of the PLA describing their doctrine, i'm sure this will have no consequences later on maybe AI can do it, Grok, why are all my ships sinking, make no mistakes
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ACLU @aclu.org · 19/09/2026
Rubén Salazar was renowned for his hard-hitting journalism about the Mexican-American community. While reporting on 1970’s National Chicano Moratorium Against the Vietnam War, he was killed when a Los Angeles sheriff’s deputy launched a tear gas projectile into the crowd and struck him in the head.
Black and white photo of Ruben Salazar in a shirt and tie, with the words "Latine Heritage Month" above him. Below him it says "Photography Credit: Los Angeles Times." A quote reads: "'They don't want the press to rock the boat. And I think the press's obligation is to rock the boat." – Ruben Salazar. Trailblazing journalist, killed by law enforcement while covering the Chicano Moratorium." ACLU logo. Vibrant and colorful background and border.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finisher
One wrestler has another wrestler in a sleeper hold and is also melting into him, a commentator says “ BY GOD, CAPTAIN THUNDEREAGLE HAS LOCKED IN HIS FINISHER-HE'S- HE'S MELTING INTO THE GIANT.
THEY'RE MERGING TOGETHER INTO ONE BEING WITH ONE CONSCIENCE, ONE WILL.”

Captain Thundereagle says “experience Empathy, Hellcrusher”

 The giant, hellcrusher, says “i feel everything you feel. How could I want to beat you when I am you?”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
he does this on me at least once a day. big giant tiny sweetie baby man
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
> My face when you give me a paragraph of verbal instructions. [cia Virginia Living Museum]
Tiger salamander (yellow bands across a muddy near-black) staring blankly out of their water dish with beady eyes. If one could hear their thoughts, it would simply be a dial tone.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is bullshit
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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