Reposted by emersonBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026At drive-thru speaker: Could I please get the number 5 and fries if you happen to have those back there thank you so much In between speaker and window: Demons rule the earth what are we FUCKING supposed to do build HELL from toothpicks FUCK At window: Thank you please have a ravishing life :) 123028 230
Reposted by emersonKen Marsh @alaskaken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026SUCK-UP: A cow muskox keeps watch as its calf (wee rump visible below her belly) suckles in the tundra wilderness outside of Nome, Alaska. #wildlife #wildlifephotography #animals #nature 0519 51
Reposted by emersontef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Film-Noir Author: In my book I invented the Toontown Freeway as a cautionary tale. Robert Moses exiting a time machine: At long last, we have created the Toontown Freeway from classic sci-fi novel Don't Build The Toontown Freeway. 513419 134
Reposted by emersonJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3545721113 4.6K
Reposted by emersonNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026KEEP HONKING but consider this... what if I am asleep, and you are part of my dream? If you wake me with your honks, what then would become of you? - Philip K. Dick, "Brain Days at the Honkatorium" 312521 125
Reposted by emersonCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/08/2026look it's very simple to define consciousness. it's the terrified oracle-thing that perches on top of all the stuff that really does the thinking and processing. sometimes the oracle-thing flips a switch and your mouth opens and words come out which are as much as surprise to you as anyone else. 1521 52
Reposted by emersonIt's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well, yes 031 3
Reposted by emersontef @tef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026on the plus side, should be a quiet week on bluesky if burning man's on this week 3142 14
Reposted by emersonWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better' 223676717 3.7K
emerson @weoweo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026a good public restroom is like a dark souls bonfire. “HUMANITY RESTORED” 140 4
emerson @weoweo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026do ehsy hspprnd ig uou dhigy onr hsnf yo yhr lrgy snf judy vongifrnylu yypr? doty og sn ubbir fubbir got yhr mofrtn rts 200 2
Reposted by emersonPittsburgh City Paper @pghcitypaper.com · 20/08/2026HIV has reached its lowest levels in Allegheny County since record-keeping began. Just 53 people were newly diagnosed with the virus last year, a 32% decrease over 2024’s numbers and a 54% decrease since 2016...pghcitypaper.comAllegheny County hits historic low number of new HIV diagnosesThe county health department said the milestone was the result of years of collaborative efforts. 0213 21
Reposted by emersonChris Dazzleox 🇵🇸 @dazzleox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Bowling Alone was so long ago and keeps getting worse. 062 6
Reposted by emersonryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 11/08/2026it's maddening. and not only this, renewables are now the cheapest form of electricity AND fossil fuels have suffered repeated severe price shocks AND EVs are now price competitive with gas cars 321850370 1.9K
emerson @weoweo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026unfortunately i've realized i'm good at detecting ai when i'm thinking about it but still get fooled sometimes encountering stuff unexpectedly. e.g. that bigfoot/buffalo video going around 000 0
Reposted by emersonchoplogik @choplogik.bsky.social · 10/08/2026thinking about hitting my absolute limit later 0172 17
Reposted by emersonNathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Great piece from @ghostpanther.bsky.social. I was particularly struck by this graph, which contains so much information about the past five years in it. 09848 98
Reposted by emersonGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck. 3676032122 7.6K
emerson @weoweo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I love seeing chimney swifts dropping into chimneys to roost on a summer evening. Like yes, brother. Exactlyy 020 2
Reposted by emersonSo Mayer @suchmayer.northsky.social · 30/07/2026On the Northern Line from ctl London while both Piccadilly & Central lines are down & could not support this more. 0417115 417
emerson @weoweo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026some @pittsburghwater.bsky.social prehistory at Page’s 👀 010 1
Reposted by emersonGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I'm gonna make you wish you were always born 836461 364
Reposted by emersonAsh vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026new translation of sappho 31: i think i hauve covid 36919 69
Reposted by emersonJames Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I find the story of Hegelochus unreasonably funny. Imagine dying and the only trace of you millennia later is the time you accidentally said you saw a weasel in a tragic play in front of a packed audience, because people mocked you about it for centuries. (Thread for ease)iflscience.comHegelochus: The Ancient Greek Actor We Only Know About Because He Really, Really Fluffed Up His LineAround 400 BCE, Hegelochus really messed up his line. We only know about the actor because he was mocked about it for centuries. 361097388 1.1K
Reposted by emersonAl Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 08/07/2026On July 8, at about 11:10 GMT, about 99 percent of the world experiences sunlight at the same time.aljazeera.com99% of people on Earth will get sunlight at the same time this WednesdayOn July 8, at about 11:10 GMT, about 99 percent of the world experiences sunlight at the same time. 31932364 932
Reposted by emersonsofia @sofia.meangirls.online · 07/07/2026This whole fucking debacle is Dan Moraff's fault, this is like the fifth time he's fucked up on this exact way, and I hope it finally has consequences. 3257 25
Reposted by emersonDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/07/2026CONTROL (JOHN GOODMAN): Find out what the hell they want. Buy their asses. turn Em the fuck out GEORGE SMILEY (WALTON GOGGINS) (VO) There are 3 of them...and Alleline BILL HAYDON (DANNY MCBRIDE): How's it going with your too turtly for the turtle club looking ass. Your wife still got that WMD pussy 535945 359
Reposted by emersondr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/06/2026full pardons for anyone convicted in these nspm 7 convictions should be an express and mandatory part of any democratic platform 151339228 1.3K
Reposted by emersonJudith Butlerian Jihad @pghguy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Dan Moraff is a Pittsburgh DSA washout who sexually assaulted multiple partners in Pittsburgh and stalked and harassed at least one of them. I cannot describe how fucking disappointing it is to see this piece of shit still in politics. 13400130 400
Reposted by emersonDr. Dawn Wright @deepseadawn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026WE WON!!🙌🏾 THE OCEAN OBSERVATORY INITIATIVE (OOI) INSTRUMENTS ARE STAYING IN THE WATER!!!!! 🌊 🦑🧪 (for now 🙏🏾) oceanfdn.org/the-national...oceanfdn.orgThe National Academies Just Set the Record Straight on Ocean Observing - The Ocean FoundationThe NSF is dismantling the Ocean Observatories Initiative and TOF President Mark J. Spalding explains what's at stake. 744470 444
Reposted by emersonHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/06/2026[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602, 6180471719 8K
emerson @weoweo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026bronchitis. coughing so much i’ve pulled a muscle in my back, which makes coughing worse. just me or is everyone sick this month? homophobia. 130 3
