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Repurposed Glottis

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the US's reckless decision to attack Iran without a coherent strategic plan has been a disaster for our regional allies, but of course there have also been downsides
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
it turns out that you can shoot and kill an idea
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
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Marvelous Chester @aldrinbester.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Wins above AI boyFriend, Updated = WAIFU
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Everything looks like a nail, and I don't even have a hammer. All I've got is this absurdly long nail with two sturdy nails sticking out perpendicularly fro— oh. Oh, I see what's going on here.
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
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Brian Graham @iroasmas.outgroup.social · 20/12/2025
your honor this witness and i agreed we were gonna do a rashomon. like we all say we did the crime alone, you don’t know who to believe, and you’re left deeply disturbed by the inaccessibility of truth. but he’s not doing a rashomon. he’s just corroborating my guilt. its bullshit
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
hot gin probably hits like crazy when you're seven and have rickets
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Award-Winning Reporter Dave Colon @davecolon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Andrew Cuomo has said he'll be tough on crime, let's see if he has the guts to say this five-year-old should be sent to prison
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🎃Out-of-Network Doctor Benway🎃 @docbenway.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sliwa to Cuomo: You’re gonna stand up to Trump? You Andrew Cuomo? You lost your own primary and you’re still here because you don’t know the meaning of the word “no” Mamdani: I agree with Curtis.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Imagining being the military governor of Alabama and the first day on the job you catch Osama bin Laden and his friends. You're about to execute them but then Godzilla attacks and they get away. Also, you almost executed bin Laden's innocent pizza guy by accident and the pizza guy is actually Jesus.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
People keep saying the shooter's aim from 200 yards away was incredibly accurate. But he actually intended to commit suicide.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 14/08/2025
She went to Jared's
Kendall Jenner hands a footlong to a cop
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Brosemite Sam @brosemitesam.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Mike Yass @mikeyass.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
BREAKING NEWS: FBI HAS RELEASED FULL JEFFREY EPSTEIN TAPE
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
my only exposure to Ben Ryan is that every time @michaelhobbes.bsky.social does a thread on a trans rights issue, Ben will do a thread purporting to “debunk” it, but every time it’s minor nitpicks and disagreements about framing
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/07/2025
I deleted several posts about a Times story because they violated Times social media standards.
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debbie @t4t.bsky.social · 11/09/2001
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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Jake Casella Brookins @casella.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
inflation is wild, at the time he bought it with peanuts
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STEMthebleeding @stemthebleeding.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
We tariffed BIOT, Mike. BIOT. Diego fucking Garcia. We tarrifed our own military base.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
i love that jd vance is the minister in charge of making the zoo more racist
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Palesfenian 🇮🇪❤️🇺🇦🇵🇸🇪🇺 @iamamnot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Little men live in the wires and when they help me this is called Work. Work is measured in Joules because he's employee of the month.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
elon musk is right now in the process of killing more people than the holocaust
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/02/2025
my superpower for predicting things? paying attention to what people with power say and do
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 22/02/2025
I have personally thrown John Carney out of enough bars (it only takes one) to know he is in fact crying.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Government funding expires March 14 and there's a chance they'll need Democratic votes to prevent a shutdown so that could be a good time to demand that Musk and his teens are out of government and an impartial investigation into what they've done thus far
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Fine. I’ll update with a word count when I start writing again. @legalminimum.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Just because I’m no longer on their board doesn’t mean I don’t still have friends there. I am told that the Trump DOJ has advised NCMEC that if they don’t scrub their website for any public-facing references to TQIA+ kids this week, they are at risk of losing their funding.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 02/02/2025
so you've chosen the latter
"will you fight or will you perish like a dog" meme
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/12/2024
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
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Jen Whyte 🍁 @whyjenwhy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Like a nice bowl of chili, the fact that this take is spicy does not imply that I have made it incorrectly.
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