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David S. Blumpkins

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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/love/
Comic strip.
panel 1 - A man and woman embrace
man- I love you Janice
woman- I love you too Theodore

panel 2
they kiss, making smek-smek noises.

panel 3
A giant penis slithers up between them.

panel 4
penis- I love you Theodore
Theodore- and I love you, giant penis

panel 5
Theodore and the penis kiss.
smek smek smek

panel 6
Penis- I love you Janice

Panel 7
Janice doesn't reply

Panel 8
Theodore- ...aren't you going to say you love your giant penis?

panel 9
Janice- MY giant penis? I thought it was YOUR giant penis

panel 10
a wide shot.
we see they're both standing on a naked man, his penis rises between them

Panel 11
Theodore and Janice watch the naked man flee, his penis looped over his shoulder.

panel 12
Theodore- I can't believe the whole time we've been together Ive never looked down
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 3h
www.oglaf.com/lavender/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A woman in a furry coat, let's call her Woman 1, is speaking.
Woman 1 - we can try again at sex but you have to be cool

Panel 2
We see Woman 1 is talking to Woman 2. That's not Woman 2's real name, but 'Woman 1' is the first woman's name.
Woman 2- Definitely, definitely- I just panicked last time.
Woman 1- I know

Panel 3
Woman 2- I mean, I did go fetch all the furniture I threw out into the street
Woman 1- Thanks for that. Won't happen this time though, right?

Panel 4
Close-up on Woman 2
Woman 2- Nono- I just couldn't cope with how hot you were in those little pants. Had to channel the confusion.

Panel 5
Woman 1- So I'll be wearing REALLY UNSEXY UNDERWEAR this time

Panel 6
Woman 1 parts the robe to reveal a flower-covered top and bloomers.

Panel 7
Close-up on Woman 2. She blushes and shouts
Woman 2- Oh my goddddd.  That's ecxactly what I'm intoooo

Panel 8
Furniture piles up in the street.
Inside the house, Woman 2 runs about, arms raised.
Woman 1 looks out, still.
Woman 10 I really should have checked first.
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 2h
It is Doom Metal October
youtu.be
1162 (2006 Demo - Remastered)
YouTube video by Elder - Topic
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 4h
someone made this with snoopy
snoopy showing the steps to making a martini
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 3h
People don't talk about those first 2 High On Fire albums enough they've got some real bangers
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 17h
Can't go wrong with a silver bullet
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gyro-helicoplane is quite the name for it
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pepception, Inpeption? Something like that
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is Doom Metal October
youtu.be
Pilgrim - Astaroth (OFFICIAL)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me if I was a fly
static.klipy.com
Patrick Star Scheming
Alt: Patrick Star rubbing his palms together
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah so Kohaku is a fuckboy, and also maybe kind of a moron in that classic romance anime male main character "I don't know what it means to be in love with someone but I do think about you constantly so that's weird right lol" way
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Brb gotta get a custom table that takes up the entire room and then put a chair in the entrance
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mushroom coffee? Yeah I got much room for real coffee but none for this bullshit
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Incredible selection of hashtags here just wow
Screenshot from a stupid ad I saw on TikTok by "rightchess" with the hashtags bible, Jesus saves, day trading for beginners, how to make money, and how to day trade
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What kind of bougie ass Tokyo school do these kids go to that the girls wear like business skirts. Like they establish that Kohaku has a rich family but Yoi's dad runs a curry restaurant / cafe / record store? Minor quibble don't get me wrong just something I've been wondering about
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bucking down to watch this cause I kinda forgot about it in the shuffle of new anime a couple seasons ago, I'm like 3 episodes in and I gotta say damn the art is pretty good
Cover art or something for "In the clear moonlit dusk" anime featuring the two main characters, Yoi, a somewhat androgynous looking girl with short brown hair who is often mistaken for a boy and called "Prince" since she's kind of gallant tbh and Kohaku, a white haired bishounen bad boy type
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Talking about a new Stargate series again? Pfft sorry but if you're gonna do a new streaming version of any moderately popular basic cable science fiction series that started in 1997 the clear winner is obviously Lexx
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I quit like a year ago or something but y'know sometimes one would really hit, and it's like Iggy Pop said the best thing about quitting smoking is you can have one whenever you want because you quit
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like I don't live in a state that's cool enough to sell loosies, practically nobody does! And before you say "bum one at a bar" I smoked American spirit blacks no one at a bar is smoking American spirit blacks that's strictly camel crush country. If you're lucky! I have to maintain some standards
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You're fine lol
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Quitting smoking fucking sucks cause sometimes you just really want one single cigarette
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sephiroth: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough though

Zack: you need to stop
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word On Roko's Basilisk Station
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Sci-fi channel Dune miniseries are the ones to beat
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I mean statistically speaking there have to already be at least 2 out there somewhere
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Aboorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being trans is a lot like Gundam. You're thrust to the front line of a war you didn't make. Random adults want to kill you. Char is there.
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 1: our party numbers only women! DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 2: and yet no two of us are the same. DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 3: except we all got a fat ass
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Damnit I guess I'm gonna have to get this
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's beautiful
Woke Reaper spinning either a pizza crust or a CD on his bony fingertip"Celiac Sickylos" looking through the window laughing and the Red Baron looking down from heaven with a tear in his eye
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Honestly I'm a little disappointed he's not also doing the splits
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know what fuck it, seasonally appropriate name change time!
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also just, the shape, it's such a good shape
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I saw these a while ago, fucking insanely cool little helicopter, you could change out the back compartment for different purposes and it actually had piston engines instead of the more expensive turboshafts most helicopters use
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hmmm
Screenshot of an article on nichegamer "Brown Dust II cancels steam release, dev considering other options" along with a picture of an anime girl making a hentai face with a big censored sticker slapped over her body for what I'm sure are reasons
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's probably the best NES game to play if you've ever wanted to give yourself photosensitive seizures
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Failure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got bored
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Liana @pontifux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
your mom made the news
a headline reading "jurassic fossil shows mammal-like throat evolved earlier than thought"
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did that girl just get sexually assaulted by a game cartridge?? And it made a pop bubble sound???
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What’s funny about this is that this is a bit most of us would do in a baby voice as a joke but he means it. They really want this
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 24/06/2025
boob is just poop upside down, and i made a very complex image to explain my point
reflection on a pond, boob and poop in the reflection
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Project Aces I hope you're paying attention... Anyway link to the article if you like
bangkokpost.com
Queen makes first solo flight in Gripen fighter jet
Her Majesty the Queen made her first solo flight in a Gripen fighter jet in Surat Thani on Thursday.
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
International lesbian day is a hell of a day for the Queen of Thailand to make her first solo flight in a JAS-39 Gripen fighter but hey there you go
The queen of Thailand smiling in the cockpit of a Gripen fighter
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 08/10/2026
Streetwear Muppets or something
Sketches of Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Kermit all stylized as humans wearing street clothes.
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Here's a crazy idea for Bandai, what if they made it so you could watch Gundam Reconguista in G? I know, I know, but hear me out...
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When you ask the enigmatic blonde if she and her mustachioed common law partner are swingers
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David S. Blumpkins @wallofyawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even setting 90s OVAs aside so many absolute trash Isekai have been coming out for years now
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