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@wackomeenis.bsky.social
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
forums are still the best thing online
When I was a kid the rain used to be less wet. You would get it on you and you could shake it off like a dog. So you didn't care if you went outside and it was raining. I tried telling my great grand kids this and they said "Rain has always been wet" well you weren't there. So you don't know. You can give a dog a bath but you can't make him breathe underwater is what they always used to tell me.
I'm not calling them great that's just what you call them when your grand kids have their own kids. They aren't great at all
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/07/2026
odysseus should have been more of a trickster. and he should have his face painted in a fun way…like maybe the way a clown does it…i’m just spitballing. perhaps he could meet batman in the film? and they DONT get along.
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zoe @bopithobbit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
call me vietnamese the way your girl up banh mi
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
One of the reasons I like Kurt Vonnegut is he talks so much about stuff like this where people ask him why he buys a single apple instead of a bag and he’s like “because we’re allowed to like walking to the store each day and saying hi to friendly dogs and being human beings”
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Jeff Ben$os (NOT FINACIAL ADVICE) @yakul420.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Democrats are gonna filibuster until the republicans gain majority again out of respect
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
fuck it ill be the maine senator. i have no tattoos, and also have barely had sex with any people. only caveat is i do not really like lobster
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
hello folks. i just want to let you all know that its a beautiful day outside today and i will be taking advantage of it by discovering the intricacies of azure private endpoint connections
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
posting for reach
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
??????
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Why would your solution not be to download the software at home idiot www.businessinsider.com/gavin-newsom...
From the article:

“As someone who lives near a Best Buy, I'm at Best Buy often," Newsom told reporters during a news conference. "And I'm paying sales tax on a lot of this prewritten software. And then I find out that all my friends that aren't near a Best Buy, they're downloading and they are not paying sales tax. How is that fair?"
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 18/05/2026
I’m a regular down at the Best Buy. When those automatic doors open up and I walk in the manager Brendin knows to get a copy of Peachtree on CD ready for me. Maybe I’ll switch it up on him today and go with WordPerfect.
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cluesan al-gaib @clueless.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i think we should all log off and play tetris tomorrow
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max graves @maximumgraves.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"JOHN AVERY 'WHIT' WHITTAKER SMOKING A FUCKING JOINT"
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Did you hear they’re remaking American Psycho? And they’re just calling it “My Wife”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
We're running out of good ideas. Al might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of Al is restarting the world's idea machine?
by Bryan Walsh
Dec 13Simpsons nuts and gum together at last
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Jeff Ben$os (NOT FINACIAL ADVICE) @yakul420.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
White guy learns you have multiple partners: "Poly want a cracker?"
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
im geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetingggk kiiiiiiiilllleeeeeddddd by a pretty goooooood liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffeeeeeee 😀🔫 gumball machin 🍬
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
i dont get drunk i charismamax
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
aint no holla back girl is the girl version of we will rock your
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I love people who do quote posts like this because it’s like yes, that’s in the post. I wasn’t trying to fool anyone by saying Lollapalooza is right around the corner and that Limp Bizkit is hotter than ever.
This was 3 years ago. Seriously people.
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... • 2h
In some ways this is the government now
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r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
hey everyone! i just learned about a unreleased joyner lucas song featuring eminem called “what if i told you i was gay” where eminem does a verse as a homophobic friend but then at the end theres a twist where actually eminem was gay too the whole time
Screenshot of Lyric Genius “about” section for the song containing text: “An alternate version of If I Told You featuring a different
Eminem verse. The song leaked on July 19th 2022.
"What If I Was Gay?" focuses on a suppressed homosexual coming out to his friend-Joyner takes the perspective of the gay man coming out, while Eminem takes the perspective of his unsupportive Christian friend. The encounter leads the homosexual man to commit suicide, ultimately giving Em's character feelings of regret. It also ends in a twist, as Eminem's character reveals that he's also gay.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 28/09/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
when the progesterone hits
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
oh women want you? fish fear you dude? thats cool. women look at me maternally and big guys call me buddy
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
finally some meaningful discourse on my feed
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
wait is steven miller based??
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 30/08/2025
mr. president i'm sorry but we have to amputate everything, starting with your dick and ass
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
carakr braerll
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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
never thought any of those cum podcast boys would make me cry but that @ritchietorres.bsky.social interview man…
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
taylor swift may have a handsome fiance, but one thing she does not have is this banh mi. this banh mi is mine
bahn mi sandwich in hand
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
You need to express consent for this!
Ricky Gervais naked in a tub saying he was bored
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
oh thank god
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
u folx arent ready for the heat in my drafts
screenshot of draft post with text:
im in the sex kitchen, penis everywhere
just made a cum, penis everywhere
- two chains
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
democrats handed this bracelet to my son at the pride march and that is NOT okay!
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
guess i gotta stop liking shitposts about newsom cause now im getting stuff like this in my feed
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
idk i think governor gav (can i call him gav?) is pretty chill
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 22/08/2025
who do they think the prime demographic for “niche mechanical keyboards” is lol
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
i feel about this image the way guys with marcus aurelius quotes in bio feel about a photo of the roman aqueducts
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
if anyone wants to let me inseminate them today we can try to get james dobson reincarnated and raise him transfem
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that one day i will meet another beautiful trans gendered woman who has seen every episode of on cinema at the cinema
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
watched trap by m. night shyamalan and i cant believe thats the same guy that made dune
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
abandon vscode for tmux+nvim+lazygit+vim.lsp abandon iterm2 for kitty abandon unity for love2d i do have to memorize three hundred thousand bindings but if i hit "ctrl-b t" i get to see the time in cute ascii art so its all worth it 🤗
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becca @wackomeenis.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
???
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I really liked this youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...
youtu.be
How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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