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Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬

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Redundant Scandroid. Another hard shift at the keyboard factory. From an obscure body in the S-K System it's a little souvenir of a terrible year I like aeroplanes and em dashes. Team Crap Dad.

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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 11h
Ted Bundy, a former law student and aide to Washington Gov. Dan Evans (R) who was later stopped by police for improper driving and subsequently jailed, has died.
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 11h
Politician, perjurer, crook, crap novelist and general arsehole Jeffrey Archer has carked it. That both hilarious and sinister clip of him on Newsnight lives rent free in my head. Looks like we'll be waiting for ever for you to be Mayor now pal. Can't wait to read all the glowing press tributes.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 10h
Archer came and spoke to my school in the 1980s. Charm personified. Bragged at length about his many achievements and then... something bizarre happened. 1/3 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Jeffrey Archer obituary
Politician and best-selling author whose career was mired in scandal and disgrace.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15h
As the Trump admin is calling in thousands of people here for years who are protected from persecution in their home country, Tom Homan is on TV saying people who want to avoid being sent to Africa can just "self-deport." So it's accept persecution or be deported to a third country.

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Tom Homan, President Trump’s border czar, said people in the U.S. illegally can avoid being sent to “third countries” in Africa and other places around the world by self-deporting to their home countries.

“There’s your quick answer. If you self-deport … you're 100% likely to go to your home country,” Homan told CBS News’ 
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This past week, the Supreme Court allowed the Trump administration to continue its third-country deportation effort.

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 14h
Losing a parent to Alzheimer's is a double loss and it's bleak as hell. Good people don't joke about things like that. But Archibald Graham long ago gave up on being a decent human being. metro.co.uk/2026/10/04/m...
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Mike Graham filmed making 'hideous' jokes about Andy Burnham's dad's death
His comments were 'the lowest of the low'.
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Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬 @vonhitchofen.bsky.social · 14h
DID I JUST
ARGUE
WITH A JOKE? meme

PART OF A BLUESKY
EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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Richard Gadsden @po8crg.gadsden.online · 15h
It's music. Music doesn't have meaning, it's just sounds. It's not connected to the real world. That's why "Born in the USA" can be used to celebrate America, or "Fortunate Son" as a military recruiting song.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 14h
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬 @vonhitchofen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screenshot from the movie Wargames offering a choice of
CHESS
POKER
FIGHTER COMBAT
GUERRILLA ENGAGEMENT
DESERT WARFARE
AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS
THEATERWIDE TACTICAL WARFARE
THEATERWIDE BIOTOXIC AND CHEMICAL WARFARE
GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
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European Greens @europeangreens.eu · 16h
Our statement on the recent Green Party of England and Wales motion 'Zionism is Racism'. europeangreens.eu/news/egp-pos...
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 21h
It’s absolutely fucking WILD that this was committed to writing, given that every Muslim and pro-Palestinian who appeared in the media from late 2023 onwards was asked whether they supported Hamas and required to renounce terrorism.
Asking Jews to pass a purity test and renounce self-determination according to a perverse interpretation arbitrarily applied, isn't just an extreme position, it's a racist one.

That's before we consider the Green party is now backing violent dismantling of Israel.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elon Musk, who is estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, most of whom will be children, is also history's most prolific creator and distributor of CSAM. He has basically infinite money to avoid facing any legal consequences whatsoever for his vast, vast crimes.
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 20h
Just going to block anyone who gets shirty over or takes the piss about plugging stuff sight unseen from hereon in. Just not got the *energy* for that nonsense any more.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 20h
you don't have to have a favourite right-wing politician
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 20h
because the thing is that you also don't have to have a favourite left-wing politician
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💖Ruby💖🏳️‍⚧️ @digibutter64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"7 Ways to Make a Trans Girl Happy" social media post
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Andy King @2primates.bsky.social · 20h
Also Andrew Pierce:
An average Andrew Pierce think piece on terrorists & how to deal with them: “Human rights? These terrorists must pay the price!
The Government wants to change the law so 220 convicted terrorists don’t have their sentences reviewed until two-thirds of the way through. Why review them at all, asks our columnist. Lock them up in solitary.”
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 21h
Hugely dishonest to pass off a sentence for setting off a bomb as "destroying a camera"
Misleading statement by "journalist" Andrew Pierce
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James Vaughan @equusonthebuses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Currently writing up an article on the anti-Zionism of the British extreme right in the NF era…
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don't think some people on the Left quite understand *why* so many Jews react negatively to some of the language that is so commonly trotted out about Israel on the Left these days. Perhaps this (from the National Front's newspaper in the 1970s), will go some way towards helping you understand.
From the national Front's newspaper: "Support the Intifada. Campaign for Palestinian rights. Zionism is racism."
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 21h
This may be my favorite red carpet interview clip I’ve seen in a long time, based solely on how enthralled Tatiana Maslany becomes with every additional detail the interviewer adds, and THEN she tells a great/terrible story as a follow-up!
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laura - yscmab out now on steam!! @freezydorito.lol · 03/10/2026
movie about a time traveler going back to 1999 to convince everybody working in y2k prevention to just let the computers die
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Crime Girl @crimegirl.co.uk · 28/09/2026
What you don’t do is: ❌ ask social media users what they think ❌ make decisions based on speculation ❌ ask Trump for his opinion
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 21h
5 October 1891 | A Czech Jewish woman, Olga Žáková, was born in Lažany. She was deported to #Auschwitz from #Theresienstadt ghetto on 6 September 1943. She did not survive. --- Women at Auschwitz Lesson: lekcja.auschwitz.org/2022_kobiety_en Podcast: youtu.be/ijTxtbNlJO8
Vintage photograph of a woman, featuring an autograph. The woman is wearing a striped blouse with a dark scarf.
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 21h
The 90s internet was *awesome*! For a while I had a setup where I got an SMS every time someone emailed me. Imagine being that excited about email? (Well, nearly all of it came from people you actually liked!). IRC! Usenet!
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Von Hitchofen ™⍼☈♅ 🛩👹😬 @vonhitchofen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Glad to see the Human League are still popular.
Photo of Joanne Catherall, Susanne Sulley & Phillip Oakey of the Human League
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MuMu 🐙 @ivegotamuon.bsky.social · 21h
My daughter doesn’t understand the political party system. I’m trying to help her.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 22h
Theology aside, it's always very telling that there is a cadre of people who want to give Britain credit for abolishing slavery, while simultaneously railing against anything that illustrates doing so was worthwhile.
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Ailantd Sikowsky @ailantd.com · 14/10/2025
#Portfolio #PortfolioDay apparently!
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Skybox @skyboxcritics.com · 04/10/2026
Consider The Woodchipper by @edgarallanbro.bsky.social CW: sexual assault, rape "Let me be clear: you are not a victim of what Geller did." Read on:
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Consider The Woodchipper
A response to "What Do We Do With Jacob Gellar?"
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They can't let go of Texas. It's completely demoralizing.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
yeah, the reason republicans are just not going to budge from texas is the reason why armies try not to abandon their capitals. it isn’t necessarily a strategic defeat to lose the seat of power, but it is a profound blow to morale.
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quick reminder: the “F” in OMFG is for “Fictional”
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Heather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On my last day at this awful job, 17 Sep 2021, I went out with a blog post titled "Papers Please: nationality checks for the British internet?" www.openrightsgroup.org/blog/papers-... The Times, 5 October 2026:
NO ID, NO ENTRY: Social media users will be required to submit passports, drivers licenses or other “hard” forms of ID to prove they’re old enough to use platforms under plans being considered by ministers, the Times’ Steven Swinford and Ben Clatworthy report.
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Chalk Girl @chalkgirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here is the chalk that I was working on when ClarkLewis boss threw pitchers of water at me / it. Waited around a bit and redid it.
Chalk drawing on Portland pdx sidewalk outside the ClarkLewis restaurant that reads ”THIS BUSINESS HOSTED A GROUP OF NAZIS AND THEN CITED RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE TO JUSTIFY IT.”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
When you see all the people labelled rude, essentially shadowbanning them under the default settings, remember that literally *every single* rude label has been manually applied by a mod. All of them. It's not a filter grepping on cusses, it's someone physically clicking a button.
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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
they apparently don't exist anymore! A gal tried to track them down only to find out the last guy who had the job vanished after 8 months and they've not had one since!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aaron Rodericks finally after 3 years learned that Bluesky now has blocks, and instead of mass suspending trans women like usual is just mass-blocking them.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like this guy has so little of a fucking clue what his job is that he doesn't know the difference between a work account and a personal account, him taking years to discover that he can block people instead of permabanning them isn't surprising.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A 10K contribution and a $900 million return. The scale of the graft in Homeland Security is a) off the charts and b) possible because no-one believes they will face any accountability
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They did the tweet
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Winemaker
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"First time Trump voter" five days after the January 6th Coup attempt:
Jack Buhring: Donald Trump we all stand with you. You have more people on your side than you know. If you can't get it done its hard to tell where this country will end up. Keep fighting!!!
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't believe Jack. He was not a life long Democrat. That is just something he is saying to make himself look better.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anything from Sid and Marty Krofft. Sleestak and creepy nightmare flutes and whatever the fuck this Hieronymus Bosch shit is:
I honestly don’t even know how to describe this nightmare. It’s from HR PUF N STUFF and it’s like, half cartoon looking and half animatronics but it’s all people in suits and there’s a weird little Tuk Tuk car carrying a bleary-eyed biscuit headed thing and the car is driven by these little fascist ACAB fraggle dudes and I just hate all of it so much
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can’t believe the price of power converters these days. Voting for Palpatine
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