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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I watch a lot of those little cooking TikTok’s/shorts and I know I need to get over it but whenever I see them use that stupid green bottle of olive oil I get so mad I literally can’t finish the video.

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Dumbass McStupidhead @aubrocialism.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

i am tired of going to work and getting kicked in the head for 8 hours straight and then showing up the next day and getting kicked in the head for 8 hours straight and after that showing up again and getting kicked in the head for 8 straight hours

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

What if they were the nutant minja turtles

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Quick everyone livetweet the news or else you’re complicit

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

alexander graham bell: i invented the telephone! his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Fuck Tuah

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Aliens is just the best sequel of all time isn’t it?

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

the hot new trend is ‘yosemite samming.’ kids are going crazy for doing finger guns but shaking them at the ceiling instead of pointing them at each other

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

If you don't like Baker Mayfield, you don't like the human heart.

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

rolling out of a kidney transplant like yo wheres my daughter, and the doctor asks.. who do u think gave the knee???

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Batman is autistic representation

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Sometimes I’ll find the last puzzle piece to figuring someone out and the whole picture will come together. Like “oh you’re Mormon!” Or perhaps more often “oh you cheer for the Cowboys”

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

This edible got me moving round the house like jamiroquai

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

I’m only on season two so far but Buffy’s right up there for a spot on my favorite shows so far. Fuck Xander tho

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

The key to fixing this is simply a devilish grin. Never fails

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Beans @gorilla.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

whenever I get annoyed in public I lash out violently and cause great harm to those around me

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14/12/2024

whistleblowers love dying in "apparent suicides"

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Driving a rental because my car got t-boned and god damn do I hate the dial shifter.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I've always aspired to be like James Bond, a man who owns a car and has had sex

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Is there a way to mute all mentions of Boston sports teams except for when people are making fun of them? Asking for a friend thnx

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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

marcus smart isn’t supposed to make dumb plays. it’s literally in his name

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

“The Michelin tire company makes the Michelin star rating for restaurants”is the kind of fact That convinces you your friends are messing with you

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I feel pretty good as long as I only think about two or three things

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

This is one of my favorite songs purely off the vibe alone

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Saw a cyber truck on the way home tonight. They really do like like the unrendered model of a car in cyberpunk

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Might get this as a tattoo ngl

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Be the poster you want to see in the world

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Why can you only get 20$ breakfast now? Breakfast should be 10$. 15$ if you want something fancy

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I think work over the last couple years has taught me that if you want your warehouse to not be a complete shit show just hire a chilled out German guy and put him in charge

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

This may be the funniest tweet (skeet whatever) I’ve ever read

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Starting to think my life would’ve been significantly better if I was generationally talented at basketball

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Truly the injustice of living just keeps piling on

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Why is it that daylight savings is an hour difference but makes it seem like it gets darker 2 hours earlier

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I guess I just see his time here as so monumental and defining that I’m able to look past how short it was.

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I don’t really understand why you wouldn’t retire the jersey of a guy you’re willing to build a statue of.

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Strong agree with this. All these guys are important players with a lasting legacy to the team. Even though individual opinions on them may very all 4 of these guys to raptors honorifics and jersey retirement is such a no brainer for me.

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

“This game looks fun, I should buy it” I say to myself as my league and slay the spire hours pile up upon themselves

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Kawhi should absolutely have his jersey retired right alongside demar and lowry’s. Maybe even pascals(although I am biased in that one) anyone who doesn’t think so is just a hater

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Jakob Poeltl for mvp idc

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Voltz @voltzyy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

There’s a new ramen place near me that’s apparently amazing but it’s a 35 minute drive and anytime I’ve been in the area they’ve been sold out or closed. maybe I should just kms idk

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Going to be interesting to see if a podcast host can transition to live TV.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

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