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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓®

@void0reason.bsky.social
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 3h
Finally, I get the recognition I deserve!
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 11h
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 9h
Nice. Looking forward to it!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 12h
Pinned down by cats. Please bring me coffee!
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Tjeerd Royaards @tjeerdroyaards.com · 13h
International legal order. Cartoon from last year.
Cartoon showing a shopping district with various stores all selling weapons. The stores have names like 'BombsRUs', 'Warmart' and "Tankland - Megastore'. In the middle of the district is a dilapidated courthouse that is falling apart, standing on a lot with patch grass and weeds, labeled 'International Legal Order'. Some of the letters are askew and the 'O' has fallen. In front of the courthouse stands a sign announcing a new store: 'Coming soon: Missiles & More'
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 13h
Preferable to “This guy makes me want to go on a killing spree. Again.”
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 13h
* hides erection *
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 14h
No one expected the American Inquisition
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Betteridge’s Law @betteridgeslaw.bsky.social · 14h
Claude Can Now Send And Reply To Your Gmail — Should You Let It?
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Claude Can Now Send And Reply To Your Gmail - Should You Let It? - Betteridge’s Law
No.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 13h
(dragonfly’s last gasp) #ASMR
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“[I]t was an honest mistake” he says after assuming that ChatGPT would conjure up a “bulletproof summary of proceedings.” Honestly stupid.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is resurrected from my old Twitter account, so had to do a quick search to figure out what inspired it:
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Taco trucks on every corner - Wikipedia
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Suspicious Singles in Your Area Are Parking Taco Trucks on Every Corner
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Pat O'Leary @patoleary.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The village of Muff has a similar problem
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bringing the void to a knife fight
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suddenly feel unwell for some reason.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lay down all thoughts Surrender to the Void™
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The long-lost 11th Commandment: Thou shall not provide goods and/or services to people whose sex lives you consider naughty. Ewwww, right?
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026
two households, both alike in dignity
a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Smiling Stingray Gliding in Aquarium
Alt: Smiling Stingray Gliding in Aquarium
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Evil Card. Coming soon to Netflix.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’ve always been at war with Reality.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weatherization Assistance Program?
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
7:29
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Greenfield, which is like Northampton, except without a famous lesbian college.” Immediately sent that to a friend who’s a Greenfield native.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
* brain trying to interpret things at 5:30 in the morning * Hmmm, “devil’s lettuce” slash “vicious leeches”…
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gosh, he seems like fun (to block).
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More evidence that Elon is an absolute fuckin g̸e̸n̸i̸u̸s̸ dipshit.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mmmm, compression…
Photograph of a dbx 160 compressor / limiter
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of mine started out as a feral kitten, then was a barn cat. He VERY happy being an indoor cat. (He’s currently trying to convince me to feed him again.)
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m filling mine with toast.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sorry my country elected one of the worst possible people as president.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can’t help imagining that “lollipop people” are rejects from Willy Wonka.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A parody photo edit of The Beatles' Abbey Road album cover titled "THE MEASLES" in large white text across the top. All four Beatles walking across the crosswalk have been edited to have the head of Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She expects us to believe that Greenfield is a real place!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The text in the header image is… Ew.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(neon tubes underfoot) #ASMR
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#ASMR
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait… we’re supposed to *answer* phone calls?!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m covered in niches, kind of like Bogie and leeches.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s niches all the way down!
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The same image as the original post, but marked to show that a comma should be inserted after the penultimate word.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There goes that plan…
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone knew her as “Nancy”
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
¿Who said that?
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Found Band Names Я Us @foundbandnames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Griping in the Guts
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Diagnosing Death
Death is universal. But despite this, the way we view our own deaths, the way we prepare for, think about and respond to
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the THC hits…
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is understandable.
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