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@vineyille.bsky.social
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Standing in the Wawa convinced I'm a god

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The People Under the Stairs 4: The Stair Master
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine Billy Joel performing at the Sphere. Scenes from an italian restaurant as big as a fuggin' house
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No Amazing Larry though which is a real shame
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they said I popped like a balloon I never popped like a balloon
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope it's "in the air tonight"
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
honestly, I could not be happier
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My cat took a solid shit after a week of her not doing that and my wife sent me a picture of it and I can't wait for my phone to remind me of this momentous occasion one year from now
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We were able to raise $32,684 for SISU Youth Services at our SOLD OUT hometown album release show last night. Thank you OKC for turning out and pitching in! Learn more about SISU: sisuyouth.org
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Large pod made my boyfriend not snore, fascinating
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To me it's just a screenshot that's been living on my phone since 2018, so please tell me
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You’ll NEVER SNORE AGAIN because you’ve been killed by THE POD.
Ad for a pod shaped device that says NEVER SNORE AGAIN
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
somebody get these annoyed others out of here
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
WHAT’S CANCER UP TO THESE DAYS
NEWS
SCIENTISTS MAPPED A FRUIT FLY'S ENTIRE BRAIN, THEN USED AI TO TEACH IT BEAT SABER
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They should do a zelda where zelda is a MAN and you have a GUN
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/09/2026
back in my day the zombie apocalypse had a killer soundtrack 📽️
title card for 'Dawn of the Dead' (1978) dir. George A. Romero

music by 
GOBLIN 

in collaboration with 
DARIO ARGENTO
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Always
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He flushed before I could see
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hyperventilating at the Lucas Museum of Narrative Art because I saw yoda taking a shit
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mouse in the house today and this 12 pound killing machine, who plays with toy mice nonstop all day every day, ran away and hid the second she saw it
Loretta laying on her back in a goofball kind of way
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Michael Cera cryptically posting about an upcoming project named CZARFACE MEETS NICEGUY MIKEY
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Father
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If they recall “bag of pretzels that I forgot about and there’s like 6 or 7 broken pretzels in there” I’m fucked
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This morning I was talking to my wife about the Tom Hardy / Czarface album but I said Tom Holland instead of Tom Hardy. She was like "wait that little twerp made a hip hop album with Inspectah Deck?"
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Easily the best series of TPITL
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You can just make up a UK drama series when someone asks what you’re currently watching. “Kettle’s Crossing.” It’s about a cheeky murder in a haunted tube station or some shit who cares
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
got that hoog in me
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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Can't wait to enjoy some delicious (squints) hoogs
A hot dog cart on a corner in NYC. The double panel sliding window is partly open so that the "Nathan's HOT DOGS" decal across both panes overlaps to read "HOOGS" (also a very truncated cartoon hotdog)
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
we are changing lake ontario to lake wonderful secret
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yes that and the scopes monkey trial
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
THAT is the name of a fuckin country and western song
youtu.be
The Story Behind Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You” - Drunk History
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yes
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Voting by mail is now illegal but there's no law that says you can't load your ballot into a sniper rifle and blast it into your town hall's drop box from 350 yards away
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
big glass of water i brought to Arrakis immediately spilling everywhere when the ornithopter turns on
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
She really got his ass
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today during a cognitive test, doctors asked my mom if she knew the name of the current president and she replied “I can’t remember his name but I know he’s fat”
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not another peep, time to go to sleep
Loretta asleep on the back of a couch in front of an evil dead poster
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ok you can play for a few more minutes but then you have to do army
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
First day as a line cook and getting the word SOUP tattooed on my neck immediately after work
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@davedittell

*puts down bag of groceries* When my doctor diagnosed me with Crapdick I had a lot of questions
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/08/2026
Jonathan Davis Hendren.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Still have these though
Signed copies of Follow the Leader, White Pony and Toxicity. Jonathan’s signature is missing from Follow the Leader because he did not show up that afternoon at the Menlo Park Mall, but DID show up at the Virgin Megastore signing in NYC later that evening.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
hell yeah, enjoy
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
RIPs to smokey shellshock
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Looking through a tub of my old CDs and getting mad about the time someone broke into my car at the Harrison, NJ PATH station and stole my stereo and the following CDs: - Slipknot - Slipknot - Kottonmouth Kings - Royal Highness (advanced promo) - Various - Korn Family Values Extra Value CD
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 06/08/2026
Grand.Theft.Auto.VI.An.Extended.Look.2026.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.x265-hallowed
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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