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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I smell like hotdog weenies and regret.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’ve never been asked to boogie, and that makes me sad.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have a 22 year old unemployed son. It’s like Xmas every day.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i pierced my own ear in 2nd grade if you even care

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I smoke generic cigarettes through a partial in my mouth. Wanna make love?

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Really hope Chef Boyardee doesn’t give my dog the shits.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Calling out of work with diarrhea never fails.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Had lipstick on my teeth during a job interview. Hope that makes me stand out.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I will never, ever forget the first time I got ma’amed.

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Katherine @wordwatcher.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

There is no word in the English language to adequately describe the anger and frustration and disbelief that Americans are feeling….

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

“I’m Jake Tapper, and welcome to another episode of 47 Minutes.”

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The hippie at work recommended a healthier cigarette, because obviously my health is on my mind when I puff a Newport.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The thought of looking old makes me panic. Does this qualify for a Go Fund Me?

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Why, yes, my 49 year old ass wants to be your sugar baby, you weirdo from Facebook.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Don’t know if my cute still outweighs my crazy. We shall see.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

A lot of people can’t stand me when I’m high. I can’t stand anyone when I’m not.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I only took jewelry from the coffin

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Stole an umbrella from a funeral this morning, if you’re looking for someone to look up to.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I’m cute in a Weeble Wobble kinda way.

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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 14/05/2026

Trump introduces the new White House dress code

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I’m unavailable to work at night. That’s when I do my disco dancing.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I just want to sing and dance in a villainous way

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I can make as many terrible posts as I want, this website is magical.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The Discover tab sure does have some aggressive tits.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I don’t know which one of my kids will put me away yet.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Social media is for expressing myself and making it everyone else's problem instead of just mine.

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Monty 🇨🇦 @onlymonty.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It would be about time…

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Things are never going to get better. Things just keep getting worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse and worse

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I can’t tell you how much joy it brings me to see racist MAGA fascists hating on President Obama just because he’s classy, respected, loved and admired. It isn’t his fault that you worship a repugnant evil soulless criminal monstrosity.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I found a website with cat clothes. My life has become garbage.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

[opening a bottle of mountain dew with a champagne sword] you can ivy league my nuts

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Cinco de Mayo is Spanish for “the four of Mayonnaise”

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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Just played a CD.. All the songs were mixed to the same volume and, get this, no adverts at all. I'm telling you, this is the future.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I get high and apply for jobs. Then I show up to work straight, full of anxiety, and quit. It’s happened 49 times.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

i still think a “break room” where you can beat the shit out of easily re-moldable clay busts of people like elon and don would be a lucrative business venture but i don’t have the startup capital. if anyone does this gimme 2%.

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

What do I do for a living? Try to give a fuck.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.

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