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Black,Gay, Dog Dad. Loves to hike, game, & run. Attorney in the Land Of Enchantment🏜️🌄🌶️ Engaged ❤️ to the LOML ✊🏾🇺🇦 🍉

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✨⛓️ @varmoboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quick bathroom break before class 📚
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Dredlifter @dredlifter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my big man, my double-wide, mongo-delted, calf master, ruggedly handsome cutie, hard-shelled muscle himbo sweetheart man with the ooey gooey center💚💚 Love you! @fairygodhimbo.bsky.social
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happening now in TX: Voters in battleground Tarrant County are telling GOP local officials what they think of their plan to cut 30% of voting locations this year “Nothing you can do can stop us from removing you in November”
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just when you think you couldn't hate him more.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kamlager-Dove on Speaker Johnson: I know he’s got to get ready for this gaslighting convention that they have next week in Dallas. I’m just going to ask Grindr to make sure you are at capacity because Republicans are coming to a town near you.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/09/2026
🚨 TEXAS: THEY’RE TRYING TO CLOSE 92 ELECTION DAY POLLING PLACES Tarrant County officials are set to vote TODAY on cutting Election Day voting locations from 316 to 224, nearly 1 in 3 polling places gone. Civil rights groups warn the cuts could disproportionately burden Black, Latino & Asian voters
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's not until he says the magic words, that he fears losing control, that it fully clicks. It's not that he believes philanthropy is bad, it's that the risk of someone receiving his money who he doesn't approve of is a bigger problem than the risk that his money helps no one. That speaks volumes.
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Billionaire CEO says charity is a ‘negative’ for the world: ‘I’m not going to do that’
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong has a net worth of several billion dollars, but don’t expect him to donate to charity or do any kind of philanthropy anytime soon. During a recent interview, Armstrong exp...
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Legally Exhausted @velvetblu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
homo rave ass honestly sums up my weekends lol
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Patriotic Millionaires @patrioticmillionaires.org · 18/08/2026
Wanting a living wage: “greedy” Wanting another billion dollars: “ambitious” Who decided these were the rules?
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Dr. Holly Walters @manigarm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Until there are real, actual, physical consequences, this regime will continue to destroy lives unabated. Screaming "but it's a crime" doesn't matter to criminals. They know. They also know no one has stopped them yet.
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Fossil Daddy @fossildaddy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
New episode of Roadside Gayleontology just dropped! Would love if you watched and dropped a comment! Watch here!: linktw.in/XKsccm
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Aaron Black @aaronblack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Democrats fight every day to expand healthcare access and make it more affordable. Republicans fight every day to cut it. Medicare cut $536 billion. Part D subsidy ended. Medicaid gutted. Different parties. Different values. #RepublicansCutMedicare
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you exclude one specific scene, Mrs. Lincoln actually enjoyed the Ford's Theatre production of "Our American Cousin"
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The president's authority as "commander in chief" refers to the military only. The president cannot use executive orders to expand the definition of who is eligible for birthright citizenship under the Fourteenth Amendment. The president's aide saying these things is a virulent white nationalist.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

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And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Federal Court REJECTS Department of Justice lawsuit seeking to compel Washington, D.C. to provide the DOJ with access to its complete voter registration database. DOJ is now 0-21 in these cases. Elias Law Group remains undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/washin...
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🚨 United States of America v. Evans
Learn more.
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Legally Exhausted @velvetblu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My Dog and my Man had the same expression when I ask, Do ya wanna go for a walk 😂
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Legally Exhausted @velvetblu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dark Type Gym Leader
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Legally Exhausted @velvetblu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
my man and my dog were rough playing on the couch and now I have a long ass scratch on my right ass cheek. Great.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Was Dwight Eisenhower a communist?
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Legally Exhausted @velvetblu.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Who said Coupes are no longer in fashion? Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you Agatha, the MB E Class coupe.
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Legally Exhausted @velvetblu.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I was not a happy camper at work today, but I know it's bigger than me l. It will all work out eventually 💫
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/07/2026
OSSOFF: Who won the 2020 election? CLAYTON: Uhm, you know, I'm not going to do this with you O: This is a job interview. You have an obligation to be honest with the committee. Who won the 2020 election? C: I'm not gonna get into that with you O: You're not being honest or forthright C: ...
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
video about fishing for compliments
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aleha_84 @aleha84.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Roadside 2
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It's beautiful, the acknowledgment that they actually have to *try* if they want to win an election (and haven't been thus far), and the almost certainty that this was written by AI
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Legally Exhausted @velvetblu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
ShoutOut to the heavyweight Commuter Car Champ Jezebel, The Chevy Camaro (with LT1 Mods) on turning 10 on today 🌶️
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dogs at the Rescue Center get to pick their own toy 🧸
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AIPAC Tracker @trackaipac.com · 24/06/2026
Congratulations to @darializaforny.bsky.social for securing the Democratic nomination in #NY13! Standing against genocide is good policy and good politics!
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AIPAC Tracker @trackaipac.com · 24/06/2026
Congratulations to @claireforny.bsky.social for securing the Democratic nomination in #NY07! Standing against genocide is good policy and good politics!
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
These small primates 🐵 are pygmy marmosets, recognized as the smallest monkeys in the world snacking on peas 🫛
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Darializa Avila Chevalier is projected to win the Democratic primary in New York’s 13th Congressional District, a stunning defeat for incumbent Rep. Adriano Espaillat All three progressive candidates backed by Zohran Mamdani won their primaries
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Democratic Socialist Darializa Avila Chevalier Unseats 5-Term Congressman In New York Primary
In a stunning upset, the 32-year-old community organizer defeated Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat with help from Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
MacFarlane: You have a smell that's emanating now that is reminiscent of a high school locker room. You have a police force and National Guard presence that is profound. It's like a jewel heist from the muppet caper is going to happen. It seems to be a misappropriation of resources.
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 16/06/2026
Petition for Hevy to build in a calculator because barbell math is hard hevy.com/user/ptklein
A screenshot from the Hevy app (follow me there also at ptklein). A selfie of PT with stats for his workout superimposed: 1:25 duration, 21,875 lbs volume, 2 records, and username @ptklein
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Mayor Kaohly Her @mayorher.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth! Today, we celebrate liberation & reflect on the work ahead. Acknowledging our local history, including the impacts of redlining & displacement of the Rondo neighborhood, I’m reminded that healing is an ongoing journey. I hope you take time with your family & community to celebrate.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ha! Very interesting! 🤣🤣
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I can’t believe it has been one year since Melissa and her husband, Mark, were taken from us. Melissa was not only my dear friend, but she was also a remarkable woman whose strength and compassion left an unforgettable mark on everyone fortunate enough to know her.
Ilhan Omar with Melissa Hortman in Minnesota.
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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 14/06/2026
We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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oligarchssuck.bsky.social @oligarchssuck.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dozing Donnie has to keep riling up the cult with manufactured propaganda and lies.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Platner: No matter the challenge or the expense, I will fight for you. I have been willing to die for my country. There is nothing that I will not do for the state of Maine.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/06/2026
a post of mine from november 13, 2024:

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884
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Hockey Jock @hockeyj0ck.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
LOVING this new jockstrap from @hisjock.bsky.social … Super fun to swap out different pouch colors. Check them out and use code “Hockeyjock” for 20% off!
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I will criticize him anyway.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Nithya Raman will advance in L.A.’s mayoral election as Spencer Pratt strikes out
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Karen Bass, Nithya Raman Head To Runoff In Los Angeles Mayor's Race
The mayoral election is Nov. 3.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Mamdani: In advance of what was an incredible game one, we made what I would have to call one of our easiest decisions thus far in City Hall. We finally said no to the bedtime lobby, and we suspended bedtimes for children across our city.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/06/2026
This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10 (TT: rhiannoninthe904)
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Legally Exhausted @velvetblu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You know sometimes you have to just sit back and laugh at this sort of driving. He didn't even try to stay in one lane but at least he corrected it 4 miles later in front of the police 🤷🏾
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Allyship is priceless 👏🏼
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