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Velvet McJones

@velvet-mcjones.bsky.social
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Afghan Whigs enthusiast. Big sportsball guy.

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Ryan O’Connell @ryanoconnell79.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
File this one under: Pretty Bad Ass. Bruce Springsteen, Dave Matthews, Nathaniel Rateliff, Tom Morello & company at Power on the People last night, ripping “Fortunate Son.”
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"no offense"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have major respect for the video essays from The Elephant Graveyard, who has a unique and surgically precise approach to dismantling these unfunny hacks, fascist cheerleaders who can dish it out but can’t take it. Newest episode just dropped, well worth your time www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn9p...
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How Comedy Drowned in a Radioactive Cesspool of Corruption and Depravity
YouTube video by The Elephant Graveyard
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Ernest Jones V @zjwhitman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Incredible play by Christian Gonzalez to wrap himself around the receiver
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Super Bowl never ended
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Jamie Canavés @jamiecanaves.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
highly recommend the book Bad Company: Private Equity and the Death of the American Dream by Megan Greenwell
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck yeah. Launch actual missiles at the abstract concept of the bond market. I love this take.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 18/08/2026
oh look, dems can easily leverage messaging to hijack, create, or redirect entire newscycles by exploiting the infotainment media's obsession with scaled ad engagement, who could have possibly imagined such a thing
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Who is Natalie Harp? Sen. Jon Ossoff puts Trump aide in spotlight
The former TV news anchor began working for Trump in 2022 and has become a close aide during his second term.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Donald Trump doesn’t give a fuck about our troops. jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/five-thous...
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Five Thousand Sailors and Marines Deserve Better Than This Shit
200 Days Without Port and Cadet Bone Spurs Wants More
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ahhh, driving on the 10 east of LA, or as it is more popularly known, The Greatest Hits Of Mountain Goats Placenames
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Assume a coup attempt in 2028-29. Not a guarantee, but it’d be naively complacent not to take it as a very serious possibility, and prepare in advance. Because we already saw them try a coup when they were in a weaker position. Armed takeover of DC might not only be coup prep, but it’s coup prep.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 20/07/2026
I wrote about the game
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Ode to Spain, Our Competent Kings of the World Cup
Spain’s style may be dull, but their logistical excellence is strangely inspiring
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Skyl3lazer @skyl3lazer.com · 10/07/2026
Holy shit Infowars is so good now
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
yeah idk i think i can watch this once a week lol
infowars headline: "trump plans to build memorial to 9/11 hijackers"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
30 minutes out. Come duke it out in the commentwars.
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wick @litwick.net · 07/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Belgian soccer team trolled Donald Trump by mimicking his “jerk-off” dance.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
David Purdue's "TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING" ad but with Folarin Balogun
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Why has the government kept this tragedy secret for so long?
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Boo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 03/07/2026
Info Wars: "Alex Jones dead after popping like a balloon"
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
InfoWars off to quite a start
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
InfoWars is now live.
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WELCOME TO THE REAL INFOWARS
YouTube video by InfoWars
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/07/2026
That shouldn’t be a red card.
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Mookie Alexander @mookiealexander.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This dude didn't book anyone all game and the one time he does it's that? Should've been a yellow and a foul but a red? VAR should not have intervened.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WEAK SHIT
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
worst red card in my two weeks of watching soccer
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J.J. @jjfromkansas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Zlatan and Thierry might hate this Dutch team more than they hate Lalas
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The entire fuckin point of the national mall is loitering
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026
EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide theonion.com/epa-approves-use-of-na…
EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide
Farmers May Now Treat Crops With Aerial Applications Of Fire
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Republican members of the Senate Armed Services Committee blocked a Democratic effort to strengthen existing bans on federal troops entering polling stations or seizing ballots or voting machines, two senators tell MS NOW.
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Republican senators block effort to bar federal troops from election interference
A Democratic senator said he was “fearful” that GOP resistance was a sign the administration is planning “illegal domestic deployment of our military.”
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WIRED @wired.com · 11/06/2026
Travel bans and other visa issues are creating problems for World Cup participants even before the whistle blows. www.wired.com/story/world-...
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Trump’s Border Crackdown Is Wreaking Havoc on the World Cup
Travel bans and other visa issues are creating problems for World Cup participants even before the whistle blows.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/06/2026
Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 08/06/2026
I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In consultation with my attorneys, this is my official response to Trump putting me on his enemies list:
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BREAKING: Riverbottom Nightmare Band drops out of “America 250” citing Trump’s “lack of respect for animal, birdie or fish.”
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Pinhweel Health @pinwheelhealth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Pediatric ADHD is often misunderstood. It affects emotional regulation, relationships, learning, and family wellbeing — and parents need support too. Our recent blog explores how early, evidence-based support can change a child’s trajectory. #ADHD #MHAM26 #PediatricMentalHealth #Parenting
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Understanding Pediatric ADHD during Mental Health Awareness Month
Every May, Mental Health Awareness Month invites us to have more open, informed conversations about mental health—especially for children. One of the most common yet often misunderstood conditions aff...
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Christopher Wslken saying "Grogu" with a heavy emphasis on the last syllable.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Harriet Wheeler, just an all-time voice
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The Sundays - Summertime
YouTube video by TheSundaysVEVO
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant: At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre. Everything in this cult can be traced back to that. (thread)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I cannot tell you how much of my personal political platform in 2026 is "fuck this"
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