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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i hope everyone who's ever been shitty to a tranny is forced to live as one in their next life
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i need to lose weight now!!!!!!!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my god
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
cammy winter 🫪🌽✨
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
i have these really fun self destructive urges I wanna act out but then I remember I have a Job and I think a Wife now and some kids too I guess? ??
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/05/2026
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IDF Hannibal Brigade @hannibalbrigade.biz · 07/04/2026
June 2, 2025, @schumer.senate.gov taunts “TACO Trump” for not being tough enough on Iran x.com/senschumer/s...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/04/2026
this movie is peak
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
negative steam reviews of a 'who wants to be a millionaire?' game that are cracking me up
Today, I learned that the bombing of Pearl Harbor happened in the year 987.

I knew I should have paid attention in history class!

EDIT 12.17.2020: Today, I learned that the piece of protective headwear that horseback riders use is called, a bomb. Yes, the explody kind.
Question during Battle Royale mode:

"In which continent is Hungary?"
I choose EUROPE
The game give me an error, saying SOUTH AMERICAI really wanted to recommend this game, but after I learned that Zinedine Zidane played in 4 World Cups (he played in 3) without scoring a single goal (he scored TWO in the 1998 final vs Brazil), and that Muhammad Ali's name before converting to Islam was EVANDER HOLYFIELD, I just can't man.How many US senators are there?
A - 377
B - 477
C - 577
D - 677
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i love tip tap typing about this revolution and that revolution while being a self interested careerist cowardly chode
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Rusty Shackleman @rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
We found an Account
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
i am considering changing my profile pic to this to better reflect my oomphalicious personality !
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I need Cameron Winter to be transmasc
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
AOUUUYGHHHH
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Let's slop it up guys! we love slop!
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
being an anarchist is hard because every time I feel like committing some kind of antisocial act there's a lil vladimir lenin that appears on my shoulder that's all like "what infantile nonsense! such petite bourgious radicalism will never achieve remotely revolutionary! childish adventurism!"
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#TeslaTakedown LA @teslatakedownla.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cybertruck needs this integration asap
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
white ppl keep reinventing phrenology
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JOLDFISH @joldfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I think about this set of @lronmexico.bsky.social tweets from 2023 and laugh to myself when I remember them and think they should be preserved for prosperity
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’ll never forget when people tried to explain that the reason why Andrew Tate was so successful was because the patriarchy already normalizes misogyny and entitlement at such an early age for young boys and so many leftists were like “how DARE you imply that teenage boys can be sexist!”
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
The Cracker Barrel logo featuring their new slogan “White people are devils created by the great scientist Yakub”
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
everything is so enshittified, not even rage bait is good anymore. All emotion is superseded by apathy, not even pain and suffering is interesting anymore. I have the emotional depth of a sheet of wallpaper
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2025
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/08/2025
the official national republican congress committee account posted this fake project 2026 agenda that democrats supposedly have and it’s so fucking funny they thought they could fool people into thinking it’s real
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The consistent liberal line from 7th October 2023 to now has been the the weak and powerless have the ability and obligation to behave perfectly and if they don't everything is their fault but that conversely the powerful can't actually do or influence anything and it's absurd to suggest otherwise.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
imagine just doing your fucking burger flipping job and some chode is taking photos to be like like "look at these whites, whiting whitely. such white efficiency, white quietness. whietness. amazing, this is the fatherland serving the traditional cuisine of the white: a moist flat burger"
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Luna 🌒🌕🌘 🇵🇸 🔻 🍻 @txbeergoddess.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Community gardens are mutual aid ❤️
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Jeff @justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net · 29/06/2025
Freaking over what? A MAYORAL PRIMARY. DSA ain't gonna be burning down, nothing. They are majority reformists. All this says is you don't understand the ideology, you don't understand the office, and you're freaking out over a primary. And yes, we do need a revolution.
Some clown on bluesky
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 15/06/2025
Bobby Cuomo
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2003: Democrats fund ICE.
2004: Democrats fund ICE.
2005: Democrats fund ICE.
2006: Democrats fund ICE.
2007: Democrats fund ICE.
2008: Democrats fund ICE.
2009: Democrats fund ICE.
2010: Democrats fund ICE.
2011: Democrats fund ICE.
2012: Democrats fund ICE.
2013: Democrats fund ICE.
2014: Democrats fund ICE.
2015: Democrats fund ICE.
2016: Democrats fund ICE.
2017: Democrats denounce ICE. 
2018: Democrats denounce ICE. 
2019: Democrats denounce ICE. 
2020:Democrats denounce ICE. 
2021: Democrats fund ICE again.
2022: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 
2023: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 
2024: Democrats break funding record for ICE. 
2025: Democrats denounce ICE.
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Lake @lakerjones.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Would Hitler have posted a Charlie Chaplin wacky gif in response to someone saying there was a Jew in someone’s attic
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
do US liberals go into hibernation during democrat administrations or something. the ferguson protests happened under obama & last year under biden we saw police attacking student gaza protestors all the time
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Socialism for All ☭ Intensify Class Struggle @socialismforall.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Anarchists doing the reading challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/06/2025
i’m begging for a moment like this again now that trump and musk are once again enemies and broke up
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Drew ☭ @simplifyingsocialism.substack.com · 02/06/2025
We should all quit our jobs on the same day at the same time, we could call it a general resignation. Oh wait, that would NOT work because the bourgeoisie intentionally keeps a reserve army of labor to undermine workers from negotiating for better conditions.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 02/06/2025
People online will really be like “you believe in having principles? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, conceding every principle to build a winning coalition” and then not build a winning coalition
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
free advice for game developers: try to make the next smash hit video game, such as grand theft auto. if you do, you'll be making more than just a video game – you'll be making millions of dollars
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FARAHFA @lifereclaimed.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Life in Gaza is no longer bearable. Even bread is gone. All we have left is you. Don’t forget us—be the humanity that the world has lost.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Weird how Marilyn Manson’s lyrics were controversial in the 90s but don’t seem shocking at all anymore:
Marilyn Manson
"Funky Frankenstein"

I snuck into Frankenstein's lab
A place I'd heard was very fab
But inside it seemed rather drab
Until I saw a monster on a slab

Lightning struck, the monster rose
Wearing funky disco clothes
It shook its hips and struck a pose
Then said "It's party time, let's go!"

[Chorus]
Funky Frankenstein alright
Frank is getting down tonight
Move over Drac-u-la
'Cause Frankentein's a superstar
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
People are being disappeared regularly now and the likely truth is that far more people are being disappeared than we realize, with only a few cases being "lucky" enough to get any attention or noticed.
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soybean oil @vegetabletown.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Look at this beautiful fungus :o
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Pluto @plutesboots.northsky.social · 26/05/2025
relevant
tumblr user nitewrighter posts:
Me: I don’t get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I’m like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it’s the fascism. You’re completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you’re also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you’re going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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