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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 6h

32 years of BORT. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Chicago White Sox perfect postseason begins now. Fuck the Astros.

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026

racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Although as always with athletes thanking God

Kirk van Houten saying AW CRAM IT CHURCHY!

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Ben Krimmel @benkrimmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.

Image of Sean Manaea wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt.

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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We’re just normal men

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Send the Colts back to Baltimore then contract the franchise

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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i'll remember him best for playing one of TV's funniest characters

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Someone buy me this seat. I get paid tomorrow and will get you back

Seat map of tonight's bills game.... one seat is $58k

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

OK it's not Vince Young but still pretty good

Bills sculpture on the corner of sw Blvd and abbott

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This shit sucks. I know there's countless MAGA chuds who are also big time Bills fans but do you have to be so insufferable about it all the time?

Homemade Buffalo bills yard sign thatsays AMERICAN EXCELLENCE

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know you’re in a bad spot politically when you’re telling people you’ll just give them thousands of dollars and the response is “Fuck you!!!”

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

New Bills sculpture coming near the stadium. Will it be Vince Young or Matt Leinart?

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

HHIS1 : 5s

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Boba Shack, I promise I'm not opposed to you opening

A signin the window thatsays "amherst, are you ready?! Your new opposition is opening soon!"

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PZ Myers @pzmyers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called? A: The heart? Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen. freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wanted to find the original, but could only dig up my @billhoppe.bsky.social fan edit

TO bills artwork but instead of HOPE it says HOPPE

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The patron saints of the Bills, circa 2008

Wooden statutes of Chris Berman and Jim Kelly outside of the big tree inn in 2008

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

this is absolutely killing me

TOO LIBERAL FOR OHIO (hammer and sickle)

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Here's a better look at the Basketball Of All Genders I'll have for sale on all of my tour stops. Designed by Mattie Lubchansky. Printed by Radix Media. A dollar from each sticker will go to the Trevor Project to provide counseling and suicide prevention for LGBTQ+ youth!

Basketball of All Genders round sticker featuring a basketball with four hands of various races and genders touching it. One hand is wearing a bracelet. One is wearing a watch. It has my website listed as well.

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

tonight is a victory for the drake maye haters and i love that for us

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Can't believe this didn't make the list www.buffalobills.com/news/power-r...

buffalobills.com

Power restored during Chargers-Bills game

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yeah genius she's on the away team

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

lol Jeopardy has a content warning

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Why did i even bother showing up to work today then?

Sign thatsays no ketchup and mustard extravaganza today

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I wish nothing but the worst for the franchise that stole the Buffalo Braves

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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Spotted at the local vet. 📸 spamysubi

A vet's office with a white cat peeking over the desk.

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Sorry to my ebay customers, but I will not be marking down my items by "at least" infinity percent.

ebay error message where they want me to mark down my items by "at least" infinity %

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Going to be posting some jerseys from my personal collection on ebay real soon. Sad to let these go but I just don't see a scenario where I'm gonna wear a Joel Smeenge Jags jersey again

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Sew Creative Opening Theme : 82s

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 82 seconds.

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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

God has finally intervened in the Browns QB competition.

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Lightning Strikes Sweet Dreams

ALT: Lightning Strikes Sweet Dreams

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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Extremely ready to be finished with the era where the wealthiest and most popular among us spend all day whining about how nobody likes them. You can be incredibly successful and constantly on TV or you can be a pathetic little moron pissbaby dweeb but NOT BOTH

“With everything happening in the world and everyone telling me how terrible of a person I am, it felt like a good time to let people know that I know you feel that way about me, I actually wrote a bunch of songs about it,” McAfee said.

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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I watched this happen in real time on the Something Awful forums, the boat captain posted a thread about him and his passengers being shat on and pages later it was revealed that it was Dave Matthews' shit.

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

www.kxan.com/news/texas/u...

“I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.”

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Barefoot Shiatsu by Sizuko Yamamoto [Full VHS] : 595s

Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 595 seconds.

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yehoak, from the haunted internet @yehoak.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

being normal means you know a lot about whats happening locally and in the world but you, like, dont crash out online. in fact you barely post. this is called being normal. you look at a tree and think "thats good as hell" and you don't have to post about it to know it's real and you saw it. normal

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/07/2026

i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Dock Ellis has a Mets card????????

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

One of the more insane comics I've ever seen

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Who the hell uses temu to order snacks?

Instagram temu ad for Doritos, lay's chips, Pepsi and coke

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Chester Modest Mouse Building Nothing out of Something CD

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