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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 4h

I had to read that negative review and it seems all of his complaints (too many encounters, broken equipment) have been fixed via patches

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 5h

Have not played this one so I googled it and this was one of the first results lol (this has not dissuaded me)

Google results that feature a reddit post that says probably the worst jrpg I've played

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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[Schultz] An NFL ref appears to say “Fuc* you” to Cardinals TE Trey McBride 🤦🏻‍♂️ twitter.com/Schultz_Repo...

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm in a good buy nothing group that bans people who no show or are impossible to work with. Makes a huge difference

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Keon Coleman is the god of football

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm currently wearing my Coleman jersey-shirt I got real cheap on ebay. Good purchase!

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 03/10/2026

hey baby wanna head back to my place and play as meeper from the 2002 academy award winner best animated short film "the chubbchubbs"

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

32 years of BORT. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The Chicago White Sox perfect postseason begins now. Fuck the Astros.

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026

racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Although as always with athletes thanking God

Kirk van Houten saying AW CRAM IT CHURCHY!

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm not menacing. I'm video mad Vince and I'm totally awesome at video.

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Mike Judge clearly cribbed the Beavis & Butthead laugh from these cards.

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Love it when someone discovers this completely insane set. Bought a ton of them real cheap a few years ago and gave them as Christmas gifts. Why is this a card?????

Two rad dudes taking a photo of their gym teacher taking a shit

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh but it's OK if the Black Eyed Peas say it?????

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'll have a talk with them. They can be recycled.

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Bills 17-0, guaranteed @vecede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I noticed all the applications were gone. Will you be printing more?

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Ben Krimmel @benkrimmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.