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Eddie

@vandutton.bsky.social
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Dad, Bartender, Sommelier.

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Baseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Braves might lose today, but this GIF will live forever.
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@davidimel.com do you have a referral code for the google opinions rewards?
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dogemperor (PLAY NEO:TWEWY, ZEPTOGRAMS) @dogemperor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I AM FUCKING *DECEASED* LOL Spanish equivalent of The Onion or The Beaverton announces "Denmark changes the name of Greenland to Epstein Island so that Trump will quit talking about it"
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/12/2025
Hot take: every elected official & every judge should have to meet with everyday constituents for two (2) hours every week. Just whoever signs up, decided by lottery. And each constituent gets a full 5 minutes. The official has to sit there and listen - absolutely not allowed to leave the room.
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
40 and alone. Just like I always envisioned.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The irony is rich.
Screenshot of a tweet by Melanie D’Arrigo on X.com that reads: “It’s literally the whole reason why we celebrate Thanksgiving.” Beneath it is a Homeland Security tweet saying: “This Thanksgiving, there is no room at the table for invaders.”
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Tonight was not the first time a team hit 8 HR in a game at Citizens Bank Park. It’s just the first time that team was known as “the Phillies.” The A’s hit 8 last year. The Diamondbacks did it in 2019. The Mets did it in 2015. But this was the first time any Philadelphia team hit 8+ in Philly
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I mean...
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Depression sucks.
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Late night thought: my best man for my wedding may not even know I'm divorced. Because that's how much life changes after our 20s.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
So the fact that the citizens of Troy are getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a beautiful wooden horse in a very public and transparent transaction. - King Priam
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I’m not sure that I’ve seen many better visual representations of what it’s like to be a parent.
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Paul, baseball fan @bravespaul.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Just shut it down, NL East. The #Braves are coming. Four straight. Can't stop, won't stop.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
you owe us, God
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Fraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. They’re allowed to take only a knapsack and a little cash with them, and even then, they’re robbed of these possessions on the way.
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
checkmate motherfucker
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Update: we left feeling good at the end of the top of the 6th. Turned out to be a great decision.
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I get to watch the Braves with my kid tomorrow/today. I'm excited.
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Natalie @nd4668.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
2-8 babyyyyy We are so back
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you @bravesgoms.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
"marked safe from the Atlanta Braves"
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Tommy Poe @walkoffwalk.net · 03/04/2025
Ozuna on pace for 420 walks. Or 69% of his plate appearances.
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Matthew Kaminski @matthewkaminski.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Who’s happy that it’s Opening Day?!?! 👏👏
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Today my 6 year old discovered why we don't shake coke bottles. And how to mop.
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Given the brain capacity that Hegseth is working with, I think that if we did invade Greenland, they could probably decorate their capital to make it look like Santa’s workshop and he’d be fooled into thinking we went to the wrong place
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
when space budgets hit so hard you end up playing with yourself
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I've made a terrible mistake. I didn't realize it was Saturday until I got to Lowe's to return the fridge water filter. Fuck my life
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
No mercy for this bozo.
Post on X by Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts
) posted 1 day ago: "Would rather the man in my life eat soup in public or drink a milkshake out of a straw than leave me and our newborn twins for a twenty-something coworker, but maybe that’s just me." Below, a reply from Acyn (@Acyn
) posted 1 day ago quotes: "WATTERS: I have rules for men. Like you don’t eat soup in public. You don’t cross your legs. And you don’t drink from a straw. His excuse was I was drinking a milk shake. Again, you shouldn’t be drinking a milk shake. Milk shakes are for kids." The reply includes an image of a man in a suit on a Fox News set, with the chyron: "WALZ: HE SCARES MAGA MEN WITH HIS MASCULINITY" and the show title "THE FIVE."
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Austin Riley’s (d)Rakes™️ @rileysrakes.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Find a hornier sport I’ll wait
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I love when I'm really mad at mlb and then the universe gifts us with something like the clit mitt logo to remind me that baseball is good
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
@iwriteok.bsky.social
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This has got to be a glitch, right?
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
@sentimentbot.bsky.social hey
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
you draw the line the second they try to cross it, not after they've cut a salient into your heart
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
we're in legit first they came for territory and a lot of people have been failing at this test they cite all the time
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
media.tenor.com
a baseball player is standing next to a referee on a baseball field .
Alt: Jorge Soler hit a moonshot in the 2021 World Series.
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Having said that, these designs are not being made for me. I am Whiteboy McPaleskin. But you’re gonna hear my opinion anyway
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Here’s a hot take. Every new baseball hat design that’s been released in the past 10 years has been shitass dookybutt
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Got told twice today that "I'm so glad you're my dad." So I must be doing something right.
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I love shipping at ALDI. Even the other shoppers are polite.
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
And I'm pretty sure the top 12 haven't been in the LCS in that time frame. It's almost like total pitch quality, not just throwing hard, actually matters.
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Eephus Tosser @eephustosser.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Haven't seen this many people posting about Teoscars in months.
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Dunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
A national holiday
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Can we bring back suits for NBA coaches?
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Libby Whittemore @libbage55.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
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Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Maybe because they saw Devin Williams?
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