texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 12hroki helped pick the cards today they're Much better and my tummy hurts so we might be Back™ 140
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026wait do I have to watch a Robert Pattinson movie before every game now 260
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my friends friend pulled the king of pentacles and I pulled the ten of pentacles #whatdatmean 110
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026primetime is the grimiest thing I've ever seen I cried in the parking lot and I don't know why Robert Pattison u are a god 010
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wanted to see Primetime today but idk if its a good idea to raise my blood pressure that much before the game!!! 240
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i keep telling myself i am so zen and cool and chill about these playoffs bc we are b2b champs and it's fine but i was making my lil matcha this morning and my brain was like MAKE SURE U HAVE ENOUGH TO LAST BC U GOTTA HAVE MATCHA FOR THE NEXT WEEK IF THEY WIN 0120
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026id do shit to him only seen in tweets that have to be translated from Portuguese 180
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026all the memes about Skylar Gisksjdnwjsicio being a feral child are so funny bc my ex gave him music lessons as a kid and he was like very well behaved and regular anyway that's my six degrees of separation for the day 020
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026astros are dead the American league is no longer any of my business unless the dodgers somehow It™ 040
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Swifties beefing with Tinashe is so....like why are u yelling at the girl in the drive thru she is doing her best!!!! 050
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have a friend who works at cornell and I can tell u we are all rooting for a nuke 040
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026fuckingwithmehopeyouknowimwhatyouaskedforinadifferentcountrypulluptothebackdoorcantvacationwithmeyouaintgotapassportfuckingwithmehopeyouknowimwhatyouaskedforinadifferentcountrypulluptothebackdoorcantvacationwithmeyouaintgotapassportstatic.klipy.comtinashe crash outALT: tinashe crash out 031
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026and he still can't grow eyebrows so I don't know why I'm supposed to care about his life or career 070
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026DON'T GET THIS LIKE THREE OF MY COWORKERS BASICALLY STARTED HUMPING MY LEG 000
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026saw the first Blake Snell bracket victory of my life todaystatic.klipy.comTangyliciouss DojaALT: Tangyliciouss Doja 3140
Reposted by texas rozanovnerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026CELEBRATE THE LAST DAY OF THE SEASON BY PARTICIPATING IN #BRACKETSZN26! it's fun and we raise money for Peace Over Violence! we're almost to $3000! 087
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Justin Verlander making his daughter do emotional labor and ur all cheering 2161
Reposted by texas rozanovMakenna @makfmartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Our Dodgers are BACK-TO-BACK World Series champions, but we all know that’s not why we’re gathered here today. It’s once again time to ask ourselves…who do YOU think is the hottest? Let the 9th annual Hottest Dodger Bracket BEGIN! ⚾️🔥💙 Tag posts with #bracketszn26 ! 27339
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026KATIE DIDN'T SAY WHY ALEX FREELAND IS STILL ALIVE THO 160
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026a bald eagle almost flew into my car I would have gone to federal prison no??? 220
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I love me and Roki's bedtime ritual of me getting into bed and him trying to fucking murder my arm and or leg and it sounds like I'm joking but I'm not 120
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm crying men are really going to jail bc Pages has the plate discipline of a blind moose 080
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026one thing Abt me I'm gonna watch the FUCK out of Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence 000
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026never really considered the fact that my mom might be autistic until I told her I spun a wheel and picked a football team to pretend to support for fun at work and endured a line of questioning so intense and thorough the genva convention would have a sub paragraph dedicated to it 160
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love Carly Rae Jepsen with all my heart but I actually need her to stop putting out double albums I need an EDIT 000
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026just saw someone say they wanted hunter Fettuccine and smith at the same time there is truly a plug for every socket I suppose 140
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Devils isn't playing anywhere closer than three hours from mestatic.klipy.comDenzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry ReactionALT: Denzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry Reaction 000
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026motherfuckers I saw you on the Be Here Now tour let me IN 110
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I got coffee and the name of one of the drinks was referencing Addams Family Values so obviously I ordered it and was like I love the Addams Family and the barista was like yeah... you look like you'd get that reference 180
texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026they got Bryan Woo in a crop top in Seattle and where am i 4487