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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 12h
roki helped pick the cards today they're Much better and my tummy hurts so we might be Back™
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't like it tonight ngl
four of swords reversed 
the hanged man
king of pentacles reversed
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am cool and regular and normal
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GIRL FUCK U
Ethel Cain and Ann Demeulemeester collaborated and all it is is a t-shirt that says It's Happening To Everybody only available in Paris
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wait do I have to watch a Robert Pattinson movie before every game now
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#TUCKTOBER
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my friends friend pulled the king of pentacles and I pulled the ten of pentacles #whatdatmean
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
primetime is the grimiest thing I've ever seen I cried in the parking lot and I don't know why Robert Pattison u are a god
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ROKI HAS A PURSE WHATS THE PROTOCOL
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wanted to see Primetime today but idk if its a good idea to raise my blood pressure that much before the game!!!
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i keep telling myself i am so zen and cool and chill about these playoffs bc we are b2b champs and it's fine but i was making my lil matcha this morning and my brain was like MAKE SURE U HAVE ENOUGH TO LAST BC U GOTTA HAVE MATCHA FOR THE NEXT WEEK IF THEY WIN
how it feels when u have to defend ur b2b was championship just a polar bear chillin
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
id do shit to him only seen in tweets that have to be translated from Portuguese
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
all the memes about Skylar Gisksjdnwjsicio being a feral child are so funny bc my ex gave him music lessons as a kid and he was like very well behaved and regular anyway that's my six degrees of separation for the day
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
astros are dead the American league is no longer any of my business unless the dodgers somehow It™
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Swifties beefing with Tinashe is so....like why are u yelling at the girl in the drive thru she is doing her best!!!!
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a friend who works at cornell and I can tell u we are all rooting for a nuke
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fuckingwithmehopeyouknowimwhatyouaskedforinadifferentcountrypulluptothebackdoorcantvacationwithmeyouaintgotapassportfuckingwithmehopeyouknowimwhatyouaskedforinadifferentcountrypulluptothebackdoorcantvacationwithmeyouaintgotapassport
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tinashe crash out
ALT: tinashe crash out
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and he still can't grow eyebrows so I don't know why I'm supposed to care about his life or career
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DON'T GET THIS LIKE THREE OF MY COWORKERS BASICALLY STARTED HUMPING MY LEG
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
saw the first Blake Snell bracket victory of my life today
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Tangyliciouss Doja
ALT: Tangyliciouss Doja
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CELEBRATE THE LAST DAY OF THE SEASON BY PARTICIPATING IN #BRACKETSZN26! it's fun and we raise money for Peace Over Violence! we're almost to $3000!
fundraiser page $2355 of $5000
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander making his daughter do emotional labor and ur all cheering
jk or am i
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they're rubbing butts as cowinners in my heart
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Makenna @makfmartin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our Dodgers are BACK-TO-BACK World Series champions, but we all know that’s not why we’re gathered here today. It’s once again time to ask ourselves…who do YOU think is the hottest? Let the 9th annual Hottest Dodger Bracket BEGIN! ⚾️🔥💙 Tag posts with #bracketszn26 !
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHERE'S UR BRACKETS LOSERS
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
he can't keep getting away with this
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm gonna throw up
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GOT MY OASIS CODE U CAN ALL LICK IT
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I NEED TO HIT HIM WITH MY CAR
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
KATIE DIDN'T SAY WHY ALEX FREELAND IS STILL ALIVE THO
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a bald eagle almost flew into my car I would have gone to federal prison no???
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
walk with me
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DO U SEE A DIFFERENCE BC I DONT
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
U START TO GET SCARED
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love me and Roki's bedtime ritual of me getting into bed and him trying to fucking murder my arm and or leg and it sounds like I'm joking but I'm not
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hey they killed my quarterback is that good
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm crying men are really going to jail bc Pages has the plate discipline of a blind moose
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
one thing Abt me I'm gonna watch the FUCK out of Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
U THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
never really considered the fact that my mom might be autistic until I told her I spun a wheel and picked a football team to pretend to support for fun at work and endured a line of questioning so intense and thorough the genva convention would have a sub paragraph dedicated to it
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love Carly Rae Jepsen with all my heart but I actually need her to stop putting out double albums I need an EDIT
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just saw someone say they wanted hunter Fettuccine and smith at the same time there is truly a plug for every socket I suppose
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
cause Tyler's not funny
Tyler Glasnow u know what would be hilarious if u saw a duckin rheumatologist
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Devils isn't playing anywhere closer than three hours from me
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Denzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry Reaction
ALT: Denzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry Reaction
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ain't no FUCKING way
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
motherfuckers I saw you on the Be Here Now tour let me IN
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got coffee and the name of one of the drinks was referencing Addams Family Values so obviously I ordered it and was like I love the Addams Family and the barista was like yeah... you look like you'd get that reference
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texas rozanov @boysinblue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
they got Bryan Woo in a crop top in Seattle and where am i
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