Reposted by EddieBaseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Braves might lose today, but this GIF will live forever. 3737442
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026It's a referral code so you can get... I dunno, something. It asked me who referred me, just wanted to try to give you the credit 100
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 28/05/2026@davidimel.com do you have a referral code for the google opinions rewards? 100
Reposted by Eddiedogemperor (PLAY NEO:TWEWY, ZEPTOGRAMS) @dogemperor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I AM FUCKING *DECEASED* LOL Spanish equivalent of The Onion or The Beaverton announces "Denmark changes the name of Greenland to Epstein Island so that Trump will quit talking about it" 141440590
Reposted by EddieSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 31/12/2025the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans 564013817
Reposted by EddieGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/12/2025Hot take: every elected official & every judge should have to meet with everyday constituents for two (2) hours every week. Just whoever signs up, decided by lottery. And each constituent gets a full 5 minutes. The official has to sit there and listen - absolutely not allowed to leave the room. 8780119
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 20/10/2025media.tenor.coma man is standing in front of a mirror holding a bottle of pills in his hand .ALT: a man is standing in front of a mirror holding a bottle of pills in his hand . 010
Reposted by Eddiekat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring. 101109227
Reposted by EddieJayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Tonight was not the first time a team hit 8 HR in a game at Citizens Bank Park. It’s just the first time that team was known as “the Phillies.” The A’s hit 8 last year. The Diamondbacks did it in 2019. The Mets did it in 2015. But this was the first time any Philadelphia team hit 8+ in Philly 933930
Reposted by EddieMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining 270300397066
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I'm still mad at myself for leaving that game early. But I had to be back in Orlando the next day for work. 000
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 22/05/2025First thought on this: if you want to win games- not Jeter. If you want to win championships, Jeter. 000
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Upon further thought, I'm not sure he's aware I'm a dad. 000
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Late night thought: my best man for my wedding may not even know I'm divorced. Because that's how much life changes after our 20s. 100
Reposted by EddieNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/05/2025So the fact that the citizens of Troy are getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE, of a beautiful wooden horse in a very public and transparent transaction. - King Priam 637760
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Also, aren't drag hunts usually up the first base line? You "drag" the ball first basement off the bag? 000
Reposted by EddieTao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I’m not sure that I’ve seen many better visual representations of what it’s like to be a parent. 6533130
Reposted by EddiePaul, baseball fan @bravespaul.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Just shut it down, NL East. The #Braves are coming. Four straight. Can't stop, won't stop. 0141
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Should've been benched after not hustling and getting thrown out. 000
Reposted by EddieRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 20/04/2025you owe us, God 272129192
Reposted by EddieFraser @condimentwords.bsky.social · 20/04/2025There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results 7251521018
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return from shopping to find their houses sealed, their families gone." - Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl. 000
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 17/04/2025"Terrible things are happening outside. At any time of night and day, poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. They’re allowed to take only a knapsack and a little cash with them, and even then, they’re robbed of these possessions on the way. 100
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Update: we left feeling good at the end of the top of the 6th. Turned out to be a great decision. 000
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I left the game at the end of the top of the 6th. Seems to have been a good decision. #bravesbadball 010
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I get to watch the Braves with my kid tomorrow/today. I'm excited. 000
Reposted by EddieTommy Poe @walkoffwalk.net · 03/04/2025Ozuna on pace for 420 walks. Or 69% of his plate appearances. 2224
Reposted by EddieMatthew Kaminski @matthewkaminski.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Who’s happy that it’s Opening Day?!?! 👏👏 2255
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Today my 6 year old discovered why we don't shake coke bottles. And how to mop. 000
Reposted by EddieDunnah @dunnah.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Given the brain capacity that Hegseth is working with, I think that if we did invade Greenland, they could probably decorate their capital to make it look like Santa’s workshop and he’d be fooled into thinking we went to the wrong place 1191
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Found it! It was the first one. youtu.be/AEG7v4IIULE?...youtu.bePizza Hut commercial (TMNT 1990 VHS) Right FieldYouTube video by Analog Jones and the Temple of Film 120
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Was it that one or the original that had the pizza ad before it? "That's why I play right field, way out where the ball never goes?" 100
Reposted by EddieCodify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 23/03/2025when space budgets hit so hard you end up playing with yourself 1485310664
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 23/03/2025As a Sommelier, I'm offended by this choice of wine. As a dad, FUCK YEAH, EVERYBODY'S HOME!!! 110
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 22/03/2025NVM. Just realized there is one for each US time zone. I'm dumb 020
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 22/03/2025What time zone is this for? The Tampa game on 4/13 is at 1:40, not 10:40 100
Eddie @vandutton.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I've made a terrible mistake. I didn't realize it was Saturday until I got to Lowe's to return the fridge water filter. Fuck my life 000
