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VampricYoda (He/Him)

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Middle-Aged Grey Ace Christian Commie Leftist. Retired Cosplayer. Full of Anxiety and Depression.

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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 3h
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Powerrangers Dragonzord
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Images on My Computer @imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · 22h
Things aren't going well. Sonic the Hedgehog (discord, 2026)
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I want one thing from my intermittent fame, it is to be as fondly remembered as Peter Lorre was; a staunchly pro-union actor who animators kept putting in cartoons as way of middle finger to their bosses. I can think of no greater honour.
Peter Lorre
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 12h
I can't wait for the fandom to be deeply confused how to number this Doctor. (Assuming the blue haired guy is The Doctor)
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Up there with Rax: You can eat here.
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🍒CHARUPOPU🔞 @charupopu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Somebody say Spooky Month? 🎃 Drew up some GalStalkers Icons for funs! 🦇🐈🔪🧺🐝
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Hulk's Intense Gaze
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I honestly believe that if the Government ever confirmed the UFO conspiracy theories like Roswell and whatnot that 75% of people just wouldn't give a single shit, or mentally bookmark it as "interesting but I got other shit to worry about".
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Mx. Moz @mleelunsford.com · 03/10/2026
sometimes I feel like I'm verging on becoming a conspiracy theorist about so many bad star wars things being made to trick people into thinking the prequels were good
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FINALLY A SPORT I CAN WIN
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I doubt I'm going to get it, but I applied for unemployment.
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I watched the Netflix Hogan miniseries. Hogan claims he was always "Apolitical". Yeah Hulk, that's why you did the Republican Convention.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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Imperer Ric - l'big forehead féerique qui fait des gâteaux @impererric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kawaii Jenny is just a proof that Tokusatsu as a genre have no limits when it comes to overall creativity and variety A magical girl serie with elements from series like Charlie Angels who main selling point is how the characters are all DOLLS, and is awesome
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PiggyNukka @piggynukka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why would I decieve you?
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Against my better judgement I applied at Gamestop. Don't hate me @bluucircles.bsky.social
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A different alien invasion story. Aliens use earth as a storage facility for their goods and humanity is nearly wiped out, being displaced by the giant warehouses. They survive by raiding them for food as the aliens try to eradicate them with mechanical and biological traps.
MEN LIKE RATS. Humans raid alien store houses while traps try to kill them
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Close up of the Punisher's face, His right hand on top of a steering wheel. He narrates himself: "The only private party who should have free access to assualt rifles is ME. The Punisher."
From the radio: "A-WHOP BOP-A-LOO-BOP, A WHOP-BAM BOOM."
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@spearhafoc.bsky.social AND THIS IS FOR FIRESTAR'S HORSE!
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@zalora.bsky.social @bearpigman.bsky.social Explain this.
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just interviewed at a Chiropractor. They adjust babies, they use AI, and they call autistic people "Jab Injuries" because as we all know vaccines cause autism. They also claim they can help people with autism with chiropractic adjustments. They fired their last front desk for being "Depressing"
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I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH! @thejuggernautbitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can't run, you can't run! You can't run cuz I'm the Juggernaut!
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Pop Arena @poparena.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Something Rugrats lost as it got more popular was a lot of its Simpsons-level satire and absolutely bonkers concepts. Like, it's easy to forget that the Rugrats universe has consumer-level time machines and Tommy and Chucky once sent a robot gorilla into the past.
A working time machine being sold at a toy store.A robot gorilla sent back into time to witness the crossing of the Delaware
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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I live in LA because you can be crying on the freeway when you look up and notice a sublime partly-cloudy golden hour passing over the face of the Minion
picture not from today of the giant minion statue at universal studios Hollywood that you can see from a lot of the valley
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/05/2026
Freudian slip
Trump post with pic of Hulk Hogan: “We all miss the Huckster”
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Scott Steiner, Avril Lavigne, and Jinzo: The King of Fighters 2002
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Arcade Jade @arcadejade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alice doesn’t remember wonderland looking like this.. TONIGHT is my last night streaming sims for the next month - October is all about one of my all time favorite horror games: Alice Madness Returns! See ya tonight for sims and Thursday for Alice, both at 7pm est 🥰🖤 #streaming #cosplay
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Ginny Di @ginnydi.com · 13/07/2026
took some new friends to my old stomping grounds this weekend at the Colorado Renaissance Festival! 🏰
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Semi Frequent Sonic Facts 💎✨ @semifreqsonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
By evaluating his profile view in Sonic Adventure 2, it can be inferred that Dr. Eggman cannot see his own dick.
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Eric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since Elon Musk seems to hate this documentary about him from one of my favorite non-fiction filmmakers, Alex Gibney, figured it was my duty to spread a link to the trailer so you can see it for yourself. ENJOY: loom.ly/oA2_-p8
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
Musk
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Spooky Scary Stella Tons 🐻💀 @stellaedgecomb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh NO
Mara Wilson: What is the name for the fetishists who fantasize about being crushed (or even eaten) by giant women?

Definitely not asking because I had somebody try to trick me into making a video like that on Cameo

This is particularly funny because I am just over 5’0”/154cm
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SerGTS @sergts.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Free gift for anyone who wants to use it 🙂
Your A.I. slop bores me
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Orange Lantern Mount Lady commission! #MyHeroAcademia #DCComics #MyArt #Commissions Commission info: cadhla182.tumblr.com/Commissions
Mount Lady from My Hero Academia wearing an Orange Lantern ring and an Orange Lantern variant of her outfit, she's reaching towards the viewer with wild eyes saying "MINE."
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David Circe H. @davidcirce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well I have a favourite monster I’m Jetman already and it’s gonna be hard for any show or movie to ever top this for me. We peaked to early! I need all the God Noodle merch! Figures! Tees! Everything! #SuperSentai
God Ramen aka God Noodle aka Noodle Dimension from Chōjin Sentai Jetman
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo with a black baseball bat. Do not mess with Chicago Pope!
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 25/09/2026
During netanyanhu's speech at the UNGA, delegates from other countries walked out. Here's the israeli delegation going around the UN hall checking which delegations had left during his speech. They're making a "punishment" list. And they want you to believe that these people aren't fucking nazis.
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck Neo-Nazis. Fuck the Past.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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M SiFEAR @msipher.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the "tonight's episode" image, with the quote-skeeted text
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, I have an interview at a Chiropractor next week. I kinda hate the idea but I need the work.
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I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH! @thejuggernautbitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MINAKO! MINAKO NO!
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shocktress @shocktress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Equinox equal day / equal night, but days will now be more DARK instead of brighter for a half year. Demongirls bring in the season 😈 character design, outfits, props, music, stage setting and videos all made by me. Let's go 👊
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've been on a Willy Wonka deep dive lately and apparently in the musicals they kill multiple kids.
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VampricYoda (He/Him) @vampricyoda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Randy Jackson: That's a No From Me, Dawg
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Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
she also has an evil counterpart Lagomorph, her sister has an ape for a boyfriend oh and there's a lesbian version of her whose a non-bimbo chubby lady on Earth-11
Lagomorph member of the evil version if the Inferior Five Angel & the Ape #3 featuring Angel asking a totally dead dude some question as her boyfriend Sam scratches his head perplexed Earth-11 where Ambush Bug is a lesbian woman dating Smart Bunny who has black hair and is fat
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Mr. Tweets @declanisfine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WORE 6 COSTUMES THIS YEAR WOOF
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