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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss

@valiumsadfemme.bsky.social
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Inappropriate mother / embarrassing fail-daughterwife. Please be kind to them. patreon.com/valium www.youtube.com/channel/UC_8zQaVEtR… bsky.app/profile/vtuberchan.bsky.so…

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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I Was Being Abused. I never wanted to have to write something like this, but I'm so tired of being isolated with this for his sake. I also want to help others who may be in a similar position feel less alone. Read More: www.patreon.com/valium/posts...
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I Was Being Abused | Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss
I never wanted to have to write something like this, but I'm so tired of being isolated with this for his sake. I also want to help others w
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Dark Valium be like: Why did you jump? 👁️👄👁️
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This world is an incoherent, fragmented disjointed mirage which can drive the most sane person insane.
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Weekly MS Pain(t) @weeklymspaint.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
late for the party is but as cute as ever @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social #goblin #mspaint #cute
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I respect bitches so much it hurts 🥲
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Art by LukaArts: twitter.com/Luuka_Arts
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 09/07/2025
If you’re not advocating for a socialist transformation of society I don’t actually care to hear about how everyone should be non violent because you don’t even believe that. You believe in the grotesque violence of capitalism. You have just accepted it and normalized it.
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Sega CD Pride Month @32mbit.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I'm so lucky 😭❤️
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Estrogen didnt make me look like a usual woman, it made me a permatwink final fantasy guy with titties and ass, but that's still pretty cool.
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Do NOT shift into the Porter Robinson universe, he is EXTREMELY Acephobic.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
My dear Subscribers: very soon Bluesky Staff will have me abducted to their Secret Base at the equator, where I will be Tortured and executed, my corpse fed to a volcano. If you wish to continue to receive my updates PLEASE like and share so Bluesky Staff knows I am beloved. The volcano has no Mind.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
TEENS: (walk into medical exam room) ME: This room is empty except for me. DOCTOR: (behind glass) Fascinating. He's teenblind. He is effectively blind to the physical presence of teens. ME: The show Scooby Doo is about a scared dog who lives alone in a car.
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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
*laughing gaily at first* the duke? he would never do such a thing. *my smile begins to fade and my brow to furrow* for he has shown such gracious manners, and has granted me his assurances in private
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
world war one was a failed attempt to establish herd immunity to machine guns
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/01/2025
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
mfers was really named walmarticus back then, died at 33 in the great mall goth war
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
"disabled" "leftist": I have exploding bone disorder, my bones are constantly exploding! REAL leftist: Can you Please do the dishes, it's YOUR turn! If you would read lenin. sign my petition.
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
she cleaned everywhere except her balls for the whole year in preparation for burning man festival. her much younger gf postponed their immigration wedding and lied about the reason saying she had corongivirus
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
It makes you feel great! It's like having a bucket of ice water thrown on your face. And when you're done, well.. you can't go back to being normal..
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 17/10/2024
Greetings new defectors! Welcome to "La Resistance"!!! I get it; you had more followers on The App That Must Not Be Named but HE was just too much. Well now you're here! What joy! There's just a couple things you should know as you're getting cozy in the 'sky: 1) Drive into a brick wall at 90mph
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
NEEEOOOOO WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMFY BLUESKY AND TASTY BURGERS YOU'RE A HUMAN BATTERY NEO COME LIVE IN A CAVE WITH US AND EAT PORRIDGE SLOP
Morphus yelling matrix

Not really an original joke
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Me, messaging my friend: Hey, are you free? :) Daryl on Facebook: none of us are free...
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haunt-a willow 🐈‍⬛🐦‍⬛🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 04/01/2025
elon musk in one week : uhhhh i'm actually plural and adrian is my headmate . ur being rly problematic rn :/
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 31/12/2024
faildaughter [horny]
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Anarchists be like: Democracy is a failed project, what we really need is more Democracy. Sorry Anarchildren, you're never going to recover from that one, It's called Dictatorship of the proletariat.. If only you would read Melanin.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
gigaminion holding vegeta and baby minion
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 05/01/2025
walking into a crowded bathroom and loudly stating “long time no pee”
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
DJ: can y’all feel the noise? ME: *shouting over club music* I’M NOT SURE I’VE EVER REALLY FELT ANYTHING
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
every once in awhile a person of online renown reveals that they have sexual thoughts and the internet collectively decides they're a criminal
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fatlus shrugged @scd.lol · 25/12/2024
how i wanna spend next christmas 👇
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henry @hdevalence.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :(( sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket
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Lyd-EEK!-a! ⚰️ @lydiastaremoji.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
being gangstalked by pixies, gnomes, and other nature spirits
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
softblocking an asexual by snorting cocaine off a shapeshifter's pussy
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
"AMAB x AFAB dynamic is so underrated" he says. Before I can react a strong wind blows my dress over my eyes. I struggle against the wind as I feel a finger enter my asshole.
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
"ENOUGH" screams Reddit Man, holding up his hands as if to command the world to stop, releasing a shockwave which crumbles all buildings around him as "Can You Feel My Heart" by "Bring Me The Horizon" plays..
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
call me assanova the way i quake
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Caroline Katz 🏳️‍⚧️ @perfectsweetie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
im becoming hypnotized to turn leabian by the bombshell mamacita on the wendys sign
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
*twerking* I see you haven't denied your lust for my body in Buddha's honor..
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Valium Sadfemme McGirlBoss @valiumsadfemme.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
"Support Vi works in Emerald" Yeah and i'm Poop Man McChucklefuck..
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