Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 28/09/2026texting my former barista who works at the silver lake coffee shop now to get the backstory 020
Reposted by Christian BrownJosh "cortex" Millard @joshmillard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026theatrical concept of Chekov's Goon, if a dude is jerking it in the first act he's still gonna be jerking it in the second 021
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 24/08/2026when her hair is flaxen, it's fantasy. when her hair is twinkling, it's sci fi 040
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Time Regulation Institute, Ahmet Hamdi Tanpinar 061
Reposted by Christian BrownNathan Edwards @grackle.space · 05/08/2026No children (vow of chastity edition) 041
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 05/08/2026my brother in law the Catholic priest brought over his guitar and is just jamming on every Mountain Goats song he knows, which is a lot of them. he's even got the neck collar thing on 4170
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 24/07/2026the pleasure of sharing something weird and strange in the groupchat and seeing it develop a life of its own. like releasing a sickly bird into the wild 020
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 23/07/2026if there's two suns it's sci fi. if there's two moons it's fantasy 050
Reposted by Christian Brownbossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE 641783
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 05/06/2026starting to develop real old-head music opinions, like "D'Angelo's Voodoo Is The Single Greatest Musical Accomplishment In History" 030
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 22/05/2026there's a guy practicing lasso tricks on the street and I don't have the heart to tell him that cowboying is dead in california 140
Reposted by Christian BrownThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 30/04/2026SNAKE: No… Nut November? MASTER MILLER: Snake, have you heard of semen retention? Survivalists believe that it helps them retain vital amounts of testosterone and electrolytes. OTACON (clearly panicking): Doesn’t that seem unnecessarily cruel to ask those that may die at any moment to hold that in? 424359
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 02/04/2026sandwich report: half a muffaletta from Mr Ed's Po Boy 160
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 19/03/2026the concept of French Dilbert. he doesn't work and his dog is fucking Mistressbert 130
Reposted by Christian BrownJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/03/2026I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too. 46187782
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 26/02/20268 year old has been getting into elaborate collateral swaps and tranching of lost teeth to get more money from the tooth fairy. this is a recession indicator 1172
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 24/02/2026forgot that Police Story ends with Jackie Chan chest kicking an elderly man through a glass display case 021
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 10/02/2026clavicular roams asu like a ronin, his fame guaranteeing that at every crossroads a foid or moid will await to challenge him to mog 010
Reposted by Christian BrownThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo 14394111
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 18/12/2025cliche ass cat is literally playing with a ball of yarn right now. tell him to get new material 172
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 02/12/2025American Flagg says NO to AI generated imagery 031
Reposted by Christian BrownNathan Edwards @grackle.space · 02/12/2025Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not 8449121
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 21/11/2025nobody ever talks about the mole people these days 020
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 25/10/2025you think John Wick ever walks into a room and there are guns covering every wall and big plate glass cases and he just knows he's gonna have to do soooo much work in a few minutes 050
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 21/10/2025may I recommend the One Battle After Another soundtrack for drowning out airport bar patrons listening to various tiktoks 020
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 15/10/2025signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry 311327
Reposted by Christian BrownNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 09/10/2025AMELIA BEDELIA'S BOYFRIEND, NICK: ahah whaaaat?? you're so funny babe 1988
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 28/08/2025it's simple: if the drug is a plant, it's fantasy. if the drug is an eye dropper, it's sci fi 0110
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 24/08/2025requesting Menomena at karaoke to ruin the night of everyone who isn't exactly 38 years old 1130
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 22/08/2025everyone give it up for *airhorn airhorn airhorn* d-d-d-d-d-d DJaaaay DRACulaaaaaaaaaa 140
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 16/08/2025white boy raps every line in Bombs Over Baghdad PERFECTLY astonishing karaoke crowd but not the slurs. please write down that he did not say any slurs 171
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 14/08/2025unfortunately cowboy culture is calling to me... the desire for a stupid hat... an embroidered shirt........ 3101
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 07/08/2025remember how popular magic eye paintings were in the 90s? amazing how silly it seems now. so much money and retail space devoted to how the human mind looks for patterns and is amazed to find them. anyway how'd the big new LLM launch go 1455
Reposted by Christian BrownNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/07/2024DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value 232853843
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 06/08/2025funniest kind of 9/11 joke has to be imagining some sort of 9/11 sequel, like french 9/11, italian 9/11, 9/11 2: legacies, etc 041
Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 04/08/2025reading pynchon in the poster bar with a martini and a diet coke back 160
