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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her)

@vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social
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Just a mom, teacher, nerd, and partner, trying to survive through a string of unprecedented times.

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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 6h
Highly recommend local hardware stores. You can walk in and within 60 seconds Some Guy with an encyclopedic knowledge of every single item in the store (who may or may not work there) will be able to get you exactly what you want and at least 1 thing you didn't know you needed.
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Soul’s Canvas @carolinefk3.bsky.social · 7h
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 9h
Luckily he hasn't got to be up early tomorrow morning.
Short description: A monochrome blue cartoon shows Steve the otter tucked into a fish-patterned blanket in a bed, peeking out from under the covers.

Baked-in text at top (typewriter font):
“The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like.  
The pop tart is….”

Baked-in logo at bottom left:
“In ÖTTER News”
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 17h
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 7h
Literally anything but the metric system.
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Woozle & Taffy @woozle-taffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😁
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 10h
I learned something fun about the true meaning of Columbus Day!
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sex is great but have you ever read Bram Stoker's Dracula whilst enjoying dark chocolate tiramisu and a vintage bottle of Pinot Noir in front of a crackling fire in a secluded cottage on the Scottish coast during a raging thunderstorm?
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All my neurospicey friends.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
COVID, Flu, and TDAP vaccines: because Science is Real and my 4.5 month old niece can't get them all yet.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Jesus is the only answer." How's that working out on your math test, Barb?
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💙🎀 𝑱𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒔 🎀💙 @jpep38.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😆😂
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't tell me to shut my pie hole when you know it's a cheese hole
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Miko.The.Cat @mikothecat2025.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who can relate? ✍️ #WritingCommunity
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clever girl! 👏🏼 #BookSky
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Amante2 AmeliaBee7 @amante2ameliabee7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Give it away, give it away, give it away now In this economy? 🤔
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a December birthday, I approve this message.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 06/10/2026
for personal reasons, I will be disappearing into the misty forest, never to be seen or heard from again
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In 2014, while filming a movie, Jackie Chan discovered that a group of Mongolian locals knew every word to 'Rolling in the Deep' by heart... Even though they didn’t speak English. This beautiful moment was never part of the script. Original post
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whomever makes my arrangements, please do this.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do I take my 10.5 year old to see #gaelicstorm ? This is the concert I was at when I went into labor with them.
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is no reason for Garfield to hate Mondays, as cats don't observe a schedule. The only possible answer is that Garfield deeply loves Jon and is saddened when he has to work.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to a talk by @ctcryptids.bsky.social at my local library. Bought the #book. Preparing to #teach it next quarter as part of my #mythology unit.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your shoe size is barley and three more fun facts
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s regular coffee… and then there’s Saturday morning, nowhere-to-be coffee. Completely different beverage.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reading #thewitchofwillowsound for a book club. Discover it takes place in the county next to where my family lives in Nova Scotia. Get really excited.
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Always set a 20 minute timer. #whitewineproblems
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Weed Detective @wolfmanzack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Instead of saying "I'm hungover" or "all the spicy peppers I ate last night are shredding my asshole apart" say this: "the sins of my past.... are catching up with me." Sounds way more ominous and badass
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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a Mae of blood @eversonpoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my brain just said "scholastic terrorism" instead of "stochastic terrorism" and now i'm imaging a scholastic book fair with not enough copies of the book everyone wants and the book fair lady makes the kids fight to the death for it
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only bacon I like
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Capybarra is just exhausted.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
go ahead. keep raining. i'll just eat even more grilled cheese and tomato soup
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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