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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her)

@vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social
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Just a mom, teacher, nerd, and partner, trying to survive through a string of unprecedented times.

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Alex Brown 🇵🇸 (they/them) @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social · 12h
Highly recommend local hardware stores. You can walk in and within 60 seconds Some Guy with an encyclopedic knowledge of every single item in the store (who may or may not work there) will be able to get you exactly what you want and at least 1 thing you didn't know you needed.
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Soul’s Canvas @carolinefk3.bsky.social · 13h
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 14h
Luckily he hasn't got to be up early tomorrow morning.
Short description: A monochrome blue cartoon shows Steve the otter tucked into a fish-patterned blanket in a bed, peeking out from under the covers.

Baked-in text at top (typewriter font):
“The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like.  
The pop tart is….”

Baked-in logo at bottom left:
“In ÖTTER News”
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 23h
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 13h
Literally anything but the metric system.
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Woozle & Taffy @woozle-taffy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😁
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 16h
I learned something fun about the true meaning of Columbus Day!
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 15h
Show me a picture on your phone that matches your vibe but it isn't a selfie.
Costco bean pot
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Beautiful Little Fools, Mexican Gothic, Born a Crime, The Witch of Willow Sound, and The Final Girl Support Group.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love this man so much.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sex is great but have you ever read Bram Stoker's Dracula whilst enjoying dark chocolate tiramisu and a vintage bottle of Pinot Noir in front of a crackling fire in a secluded cottage on the Scottish coast during a raging thunderstorm?
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All my neurospicey friends.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The worst.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I also have not seen it.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
COVID, Flu, and TDAP vaccines: because Science is Real and my 4.5 month old niece can't get them all yet.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Jesus is the only answer." How's that working out on your math test, Barb?
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💙🎀 𝑱𝒐𝒐𝒍𝒔 🎀💙 @jpep38.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😆😂
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Man, I wish someone would pamper ME like that.
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't tell me to shut my pie hole when you know it's a cheese hole
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nah, I think that is capitalism.
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We should also load planes back to front and then unload front to back. And if you have stuff in the overhead compartment, you have to wait.
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Miko.The.Cat @mikothecat2025.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Who can relate? ✍️ #WritingCommunity
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clever girl! 👏🏼 #BookSky
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The little boy so excited for the fries... ;)
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is absolutely not the flex he thinks it is.
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Amante2 AmeliaBee7 @amante2ameliabee7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Give it away, give it away, give it away now In this economy? 🤔
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a December birthday, I approve this message.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They were really nice shoes!
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes to the idea, but wow that caption needs an editor.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#notallkarens
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/goattoself?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&stkn=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 06/10/2026
for personal reasons, I will be disappearing into the misty forest, never to be seen or heard from again
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In 2014, while filming a movie, Jackie Chan discovered that a group of Mongolian locals knew every word to 'Rolling in the Deep' by heart... Even though they didn’t speak English. This beautiful moment was never part of the script. Original post
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whomever makes my arrangements, please do this.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do I take my 10.5 year old to see #gaelicstorm ? This is the concert I was at when I went into labor with them.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every session of #candelaobscura has at least one, "Ew, no thank you @endymon.bsky.social "
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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is no reason for Garfield to hate Mondays, as cats don't observe a schedule. The only possible answer is that Garfield deeply loves Jon and is saddened when he has to work.
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Vader's Valkyrie (she/her) @vadersvalkyrie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went to a talk by @ctcryptids.bsky.social at my local library. Bought the #book. Preparing to #teach it next quarter as part of my #mythology unit.
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Alex Falcone @alexfalcone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your shoe size is barley and three more fun facts
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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