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Neil S.

@usoki.bsky.social
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Former NaNoWriMo ML with a petty streak. He/Him. 🖤🩶🤍💜

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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 9h
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 08/10/2026
A COMPUTER CAN BE NEITHER HORNY NOR SAD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NOT MAKE "ART"
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Solved a Hilbert problem, invented the computer, defeated the Nazis AND, we now know, wrote erotic fiction staring himself. www.cam.ac.uk/stories/alan... The perfect human being.
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Alan Turing’s gay short story reveals ‘fun, cheeky’ man
A racy short story by the ‘father of modern computing’ rips up Alan Turing’s ‘isolated mathematician’ image, revealing a playful man overcoming trauma and defiantly embracing his homosexuality.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean not EVERYTHING but maaaaaan…
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days
The Great Witch of Cedarhold - Gator Days

Characters

Polly - Opossum - Olivia's older teenage sister.

Gustopher - Alligator - Olivia's friend.

Olivia - Opossum - Polly's little sister.

Ms. Mercow - Manatee - An older neighbor

Panel 1

Polly is standing by a fence and is telling Gustopher and Olivia a story. The top of a head can barely be seen behind the fence.

Polly: CAREFUL! The Great Witch of Cedarhold lives here!

Panel 2

Polly makes a frightening face.

Polly: A kid broke her shed window so she turned him into a worm. Then she turned his parents into birds. And then-

Panel 3

Before Polly can finish, the person behind the fence has made herself known. She looks over the top of the fence.

Ms. Mercow: Oh my...

Gustopher: THE WITCH!

Olivia: RUN!

Panel 4

Polly suddenly feels embarrassed about making up such a scary story and apologizes.

Polly: I'm sorry, Ms. Mercow.

Ms. Mercow: I always wanted to be a witch. Tell them I'll take their bones if they hurt my hydrangeas.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie
Donald Trump posts an image on his Truth Social account. It shows a new uniform for US Space Force members, comprising of an all-black outfit with knee-high black leather boots, black cap, and minimalist looking suit.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 25/08/2026
did it hurt? when you realized the reason you beat yourself up constantly is because everyone in your life got angry when you didn’t behave how they wanted?
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Food should either be expensive OR potentially deadly, please pick one
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Rank and file Republicans are turning against LGBT acceptance and GOP politicians are leaning into bigotry in both rhetoric and policy. But it is you, the progressive queer or ally, who needs to open your mind and consider other people's feelings. news.gallup.com/poll/710810/...
Most of the recent changes in LGBTQ+ attitudes have occurred among Republicans. For example, in 2021 and 2022, 55% of Republicans said they favored legal same-sex marriage, but today, the figure is 37%. Among independents, support has dropped six points, to 67%, while Democrats’ views are the same as in 2022 (87% in favor).
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 11/08/2026
dreading a task? break it down into smaller tasks that still add up to the same amount of dread
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
lmao
Spacex Achieves Its First Moon Landing by Accidentally
Crashing Into It at 5,400 Milles
Per Hour, Causing Huge Explosion and 60-Foot Crater
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
These days I google the end of every single movie before I watch it to see if it’s sad because I just can’t handle that shit anymore. Happy endings only the real world is sad enough.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
horse with human hands i love you, i love you, horse with human hands
ink drawing of a horse with human hands, he's upright looking at his human hands, he is not especially enthusiastic about themtwo-page sketchbook spread of a horse with human hands, on one page he is trotting nicely, on the other he is peeking over his stable door, requesting applesink and colored pencil drawing of a horse with human hands, he's rolling about on his back and generally enjoying himself, what a silly, normal boy
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did it 👍 (eventually) [ #cuteart #illustration ]
An illustration of a very silly, stylized white cat giving a disproportionately large & more realistic thumbs up. They have a goofy, huge open mouth smile and big blush. Over them it says “did the thing*” and below them it says, in smaller type, “*that was on my to-do list for 6 months and took about 5 minutes to actually do.” The illustration is off a bright yellow background.
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There was a lot of talk about future drone warfare when I was a RAND fellow 30 years ago, but degrading civilian morale by singeing an adversary's mail order dildo supply was not something that came up
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/legos PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A professor paces in front of a young woman, stating "legos. NucULAR. EXpresso. OctoPI. Supposably. Febuary. Irregardless. NONirregardless. Anti-non-IRREGARDLESS." The young woman stands to attention, saying "very good, sir!" The professor asks "can something BE literally figurative?" The young woman responds "sir, yes sir!" The caption below the comic reads "in order to receive your Linguistics degree, you must not flinch as the master tests your dedication to descriptivism."
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Bonnymama7 @booniebaby6.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Vampire servant 🦇
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Bonnymama7 @booniebaby6.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tomboy shirt 👕 patreon request
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I do think it’s funny to post breaking news because it’s amusing when people learn stuff from a garbage cat
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.
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Telathiel | Tasha @telathiel.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I just got one of the most poorly designed messages in a game ever.
CONFIRM CANCEL
Are you sure you want to cancel?
Confirm - Cancel
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
💙🩷😸🩷💙
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kevbo9 @kevbo9.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There’s already a ‘disgrace of Kansas City’ It’s called the state of Missouri
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Is the World Cup About to Witness the ‘Disgrace of Kansas City’?
Plus, Ronaldo and Messi shine, Iran’s sprint to leave the U.S. and Jason Gay on the tournament’s juiciest rivalry.
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Neil S. @usoki.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I am complex; I contain multitudes. For example, I think plum/icebox memes are the height of internet comedy even though I also think that William Carlos Williams is an absolute garbage poet.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Something people still don’t grasp—in the US or the UK—is that getting an appropriate wheelchair is not as simple as a doc going “you need a wheelchair, here’s a scrip, go pick it out”. For one thing, ableism and the bogeyman of “deconditioning” means some doctors would rather you fall.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo
Elmo in a USA soccer jersey

No one loves you, and no one loves you, and no one loves you and Tim USA, and everybody who's playing.
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Neil S. @usoki.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I always struggle with Father's Day, because I struggle with the concept of Pain Olympics in general- it's hard for me to call it "abuse" when it was well-intentioned. But then I remember that yelling at a literal child for having symptoms of a chronic illness is still a fucked up thing to do.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/spooky-3 #smbc #comics
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Matthew Dow Smith @matthewdowsmith.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Hey, UK acting people, it would be great if you just came out and said you were totally cool with transphobia instead of making us all wait for the slow trickle of casting announcements for projects with the very openly transphobic lady to know that you suck.
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‘Harry Potter’ HBO Series Casts Peter Serafinowicz as Peeves the Poltergeist (EXCLUSIVE)
Peter Serafinowicz is set to play poltergeist Peeves in the upcoming 'Harry Potter' adaptation for HBO.
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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026
The three genders (nonbuynary)
What is your gender? 
Please select one.

Male 
Female 
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle
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Neil S. @usoki.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I was convinced "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" had a line about facing things with a sense of poisoned rationality. I still maintain it is way more interesting and dramatic than the real lyrics about poise and rationality.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Is this a good time to mention that every time I see "USMNT" I think of "U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles"
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2026
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday theonion.com/target-scales-back-pri…
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
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Kakapo, Winterball Knowing @omgbaseball.net · 08/06/2026
Um
A photo of Manny Machado from theScore stating Manny Machado isn’t a fan of anal
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Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 07/06/2026
You were created in the image of a dick. When it made you, it put a part of itself in you. You have the DNA of a dick. You are powerful. You are anointed. You are favored. You are blessed.
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Neil S. @usoki.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
As someone who is allergic to both legumes and nuts- it's true. A LOT of health advice can be summed up as "super easy to follow life hack" like this. Unlike OP, those health gurus never want to admit people might have non-flavor reasons for rejecting their advice.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
PSA to animal accounts: if you want to acknowledge Pride please make it clear you didn’t cross the rainbow bridge
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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026
Repost to scare Bluesky developers
Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it
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Úna-Minh (That's my first name!) 🔜 AdventureX @unaminh.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.
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Joel Dongsteen @joeldongsteen.northsky.social · 26/05/2026
Your dick doesn’t write you off because you don’t have enough faith. You have questions. The enemy will bring condemnation, but you’re doubting because you’re human. It doesn’t mean you’re going to miss your dick’s plan. There may be doubt in your head, but in your heart, you love your dick.
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