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Oddertheotter (Comms Open) @oddertheotter.bsky.social · 2h
FA is the oldest, most solid furry gallery site left. Please don't let it fall because you're worried about asking for support. Hell, even the local dance radio station runs fundraisers twice a year to avoid selling ad space. I'd much rather see annual FA fund drives.
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 4h
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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coluen @coluen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
stimky lion and his big dumb lion shnozz
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The Onion @theonion.com · 4h
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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☆ElectroPorn☆ @electroporn.bsky.social · 20h
Here's a sketch reward for @fynikz.bsky.social of their handsome otter, Finn Trapper, fresh out of the water after a vigorous swim sesh, looking effortlessly hot! 💦
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"As the leading West Coast exhibition devoted to PRACTICAL APPLICATIONS of Artificial Intelligence, AI '88 provides a forum where vendors and users can meet to discuss specific needs, exchange ideas, and get down to serious buying and selling..." (Source.)
An ad for AI West (May 4-6 1998), in black and red. Up top, the beveled logo, with the red call to action: "Plan Now To Attend" Below, the full name: "The Artificial Intelligence and Advanced Computer Technology Conference and Exhibition" A full page red heading declares, "The ONLY West Coast Conference/Exhibition on ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE in 1988!" Smaller headings in the dense text emphasize The Conference ("Emphasis will be on COMMERCIAL APPLICATIONS..." "32 Technical Sessions and 12 Tutorials are planned"), The Exhibitions ("Leading suppliers will be displaying their latest equipment..."), Who Should Attend ("Corporate Executives, Computer Systems Designers, Office Automation Specialists..."), Organized By (Tower Conference Management, DM Data, Applied Artificial Inteligence, Society for Computer Simulation, PC AI, Spang-Robinson Report). Bottom center is a clip-out coupon asking for information about attending or exhibiting (complete with line for Telex number), and bottom right is a red wireframe human head.
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 948: "The Future Is Here And Everything Needs To Be Destroyed"
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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday! Get in your rest and recreation.
A very tired coyote lying down in a rocky landscape.
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Tuna the Goat (Comms Open) 🔜WPAFW @goatuna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t Talk To Me Until I Have My Weighted Autism Otter Sticker comm for @shirosiri.us! #furryart
“If you need me I’ll be under the Autism Otter” Shiro the raccoon pinned underneath a massive weighted otter plush
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 26/09/2026
You can hear the yap yop yerp through the screen
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 25/09/2026
As I lay and die, the things I think, "I don't wanna regret what I did. I worked a lot."
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 25/09/2026
But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling If I just turn and run And it wears me out It wears me out
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 24/09/2026
My psychiatrist: "are there any external stressors which significantly contribute to your anxiety?" Me: *looks at literally the entire world* "yea."
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Emoji Meadow @emojimeadow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🍀🌿🍀🌿🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿 🍀🍀🌿🍀🍀🌿🌿🌿🌿 🌿🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿🌿🍀🍀 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿 🍀🐝🌿🌿🍀🌿🌿🍀🌿 🌿🍀🍀🌿🌿🍀🌿🍀🌿 🍀🌿🍀🌿🍀🍀🍀🍀🌿
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Honovy @honovy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Commission for DØC
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 23/09/2026
My lantanas are looking much better! I thought two of these were gonna bite it for sure (there's actually two in the second photo, and one of them is still struggling but I think it'll pull through)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 23/09/2026
We shorten "Michael" to "Mike" which makes sense, it's just the first syllable. We similarly shorten "bicycle" to "bike" and considering the precedent set by Michael, this really implies that we should be pronouncing the whole word with a hard C, like "bikycle" or maybe "bichael."
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 23/09/2026
Brian Eno's "An Ending" except it never ends.
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 23/09/2026
FUCK 'EM & THEIR LAWS
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 23/09/2026
I don't believe in sanctity A hypocrisy
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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 22/09/2026
Still applying for jobs, still no luck, still asking for help keeping the lights on without which we lose the ability to try and find jobs. #MutualAid
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 23/09/2026
"Doesn't it really astonish you that you are this fantastically complex thing, and that you are doing all of this, and yet you never had any education in how to do it?" - Alan Watts, "Out Of Your Mind"
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 23/09/2026
AI slop has invaded absolutely everything. I'm trying to source a specific Alan Watts quote to a particular book or lecture, but almost all I can find is some slopped together spicy autocomplete presenting itself as actual Alan Watts excerpts. And holy piss don't even get me started on YouTube.
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 22/09/2026
Arm & Hammer, you beautiful slut. Also laughed so hard in the store at how this is almost the perfect shade of Valentin Yellow.
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Moonstalker @moonstalker.net · 22/09/2026
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TinyPigDraws 🍁🍁🍁 @tinypigdraws.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😛
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 22/09/2026
Almost every single person I usually see at BLFC is not going this year. For some it's budget, but for most of them: "it's not safe to travel to the US" which I unfortunately must agree with. It's not safe here, especially if you're queer, trans, POC, a journalist, an activist...
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 22/09/2026
One of the shittiest parts about the AI slop invasion is that people accuse weird stuff designed 100% by actual people as being "ai slop." This pin is a design from Strike Gently. They make a lot of very intentionally weird/punk/queer stuff, and I have several patches and pins from them.
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juiceps @juiceps.art · 22/09/2026
Would you cuddle me?~
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Kashmere @kashmere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finished coloring a sketch from a while ago (Markers, pencils)
Anthro collie in a garden, wagging their tail and looking intensely at a tennis ball in front of them
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Janne M. Korhonen @jmkorhonen.fi · 21/09/2026
Whoever did this is a genius
A photograph of a KC-135 aerial refueling tanker model that is feeding a hummingbird above a patio
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Cube Seal 🧊🦭 @cubeseal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leon E. Coyote #wilerunner
Resident Evil x Wile E Coyote parody
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Moonstalker @moonstalker.net · 20/09/2026
Sketch Commission for Dallas/Loxley of his fox getting some attention from Moon. #furry #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #moonstalker #loxley #fox #Wolf
Fox and wolf with some licking going on
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Kiyara ΘΔ Hagfag @kiyara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mom says it my turn with the legs!
maned wolf with bush dog legsbush dog with maned wolf legs
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 20/09/2026
The Lezyne Power Bottle Cage is the only bottle cage I've found so far which can decently accommodate a disposable drinks cup. You must use this information only for good.
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 20/09/2026
Ah, shit. I just realized that the local coffee shop is always playing 90s and 2000s rock, for the same reason gas stations always played the 60s Oldies stations when I was 10 years old. I'm a GEEZER oh no
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Valentin Zessinthal :: Endless River @varietyofdogs.com · 20/09/2026
Took my bike to the local coffee shop. Nobody else in this early. As I stepped up to the counter, the guy said "Got your latte here for ya!" and slid it across. It's surprising how satisfying an exchange like that can be, and it's not an artificial corporate tactic. Just a genuine human moment.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resellers..
Comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "Now that I'm an adult, I can finally afford the things I could never have in my youth" only to be disappointed in the next panel when he finds out resellers have taken over
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AffirmationCoyote.bsky.social @affirmationcoyote.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please join Affirmation Coyote in celebrating Pepperoni Pizza Day! nationaldaycalendar.com/celebrations...
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🍂K R Y Θ T E Δ🔆 @kryotea.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
AWAWARRF⚠️
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
gaming chair (1994) archive.org/details/comp...
the chair almost looks like a throne with the tall, slightly tilted seat itself having a white cover, the rest is dark. it has two wide armrests that allow for control peripherals (tailored for racing or flying sims).
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Vellum @vellumartwork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Locking the doors ain't gonna do shit. Werewolf outside is polite enough not to break windows or doors, but he's seen which one he wants...
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